Zoe Sugg #7 Doesn’t wash her hair for 10 days and will never be Mrs Deyes #gifted

[GossWhore]

Forewarning: It's Zoe rambling a tediously long rant on her preferred diary of choice- her IG.

TLDR: If you didn't feel like reading her entire caption... Basically Zoe bought more decor that she absolutely didn't need (likely gifted by H&M), acknowledges that Alfie sleeps in the same bed as her and totally not in his house next door, talks about social media and trolls, and that she's all sorted thanks to her Skype therapist she sees.

It's funny she talks about bullying in her latest IG diary entry when she is quite capable of being one herself. There are plenty of instances in past vlogs where she is undercutting someone or making fun of their misfortune. And I guess it would be easy to ignore constructive criticism when you make bank for doing absolutely nothing. I guess she thinks her horribly written books, questionable beauty products, her disaster of an advent calendar, or the fact she hides at home all day then makes her a better person than your average joe who works an honest job.

I also cannot stand how she uses her IG. No one is going on IG to read a novel and especially by Zoe. I know she's a bit old-school when it comes to her social media but omg do[emoji122] shut [emoji122] up [emoji122], Zoe. Blah, blah, blah, I have privilege, and woe is me... It gets so tiresome to hear the same useless drivel from her over and over again. Do something productive for a change like going to the office and doing some actual work, instead of fishing for praise on IG since she doesn't get it from Alfie at home.

This Whollllleeeeeee post was for engagement..she knew this time she couldn't end with a question mark but still managed to get some comments

 

[sburton]

Well if there was ever a question as to whether Alfie uses Zoe for views, check out the tags on his video. Doesn’t even have his own name but has Zoe’s old Twitter name, her channel, her name, and of course Zalfie....

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Well if there was ever a question as to whether Alfie uses Zoe for views, check out the tags on his video. Doesn’t even have his own name but has Zoe’s old Twitter name, her channel, her name, and of course Zalfie....

I dunno why we act surprised sometimes.

He just keeps getting worse.

 

[Dr Marten]

Well if there was ever a question as to whether Alfie uses Zoe for views, check out the tags on his video. Doesn’t even have his own name but has Zoe’s old Twitter name, her channel, her name, and of course Zalfie....

Did he spell gravy incorrectly??!

Also hi, long time lurker, first time poster etc etc

 

[Hally34]

This Whollllleeeeeee post was for engagement..she knew this time she couldn't end with a question mark but still managed to get some comments

It’s kinda funny that she’s desperate for engagement in more ways than one.

There’s a thread title in there somewhere about No engagement

 

[Youtubegossip]

It’s kinda funny that she’s desperate for engagement in more ways than one.

There’s a thread title in there somewhere about No engagement

Did Alfie ever show the footage of him giving Zoe the wooden rings whilst abroad at that other girls wedding or was that cut out?

 

[GoodGoss]

Well if there was ever a question as to whether Alfie uses Zoe for views, check out the tags on his video. Doesn’t even have his own name but has Zoe’s old Twitter name, her channel, her name, and of course Zalfie....

Also tagging ‘teen’, Mr. my audience is around my age and not children... sure

 

[yellowmango]

Yeah you’d have thought zoe and his mother would have been there on his first night

They might be coming on the last night - when I did a lot of theater and shows my friends and family would always come on the last performance as it's usually the best one! (More energy, a kind of bitter sweet feel, you've rehearsed it loads of times etc)

 

[Youtubegossip]

They might be coming on the last night - when I did a lot of theater and shows my friends and family would always come on the last performance as it's usually the best one! (More energy, a kind of bitter sweet feel, you've rehearsed it loads of times etc)

You give zoe WAY too much credit

 

[boredjess]

She's going to Joe's when she's less anxious. Free tickets should do the trick

 

[Alightened]

She's going to Joe's when she's less anxious. Free tickets should do the trick

Hope she doesn't forget the playing cards for the interval

 

[boredjess]

E.T is supposed to look like well E.T,an alien and it was released 37 years ago ?

Nala though

 

[cherry198]

She's going to Joe's when she's less anxious. Free tickets should do the trick

It’s his press night tonight apparently and she can’t even be bothered to make the trip to support him.

 

[Laughingforlife]

It’s his press night tonight apparently and she can’t even be bothered to make the trip to support him.

She's horrible! She's so mean and self absorbed!

 

[Alightened]

She's horrible! She's so mean and self absorbed!

She'll be tucked up in bed with her electric blanket on at 9pm.

 

[boredjess]

It’s his press night tonight apparently and she can’t even be bothered to make the trip to support him.

Moral support from her couch

 

[Laughingforlife]

She'll be tucked up in bed with her electric blanket on at 9pm.

With her new mattress topper

 

[Alightened]

With her new mattress topper

And her cocoa with marshmallows on top

 

[Laughingforlife]

And her cocoa with marshmallows on top

And then her lemsip for the illness she has to avoid supporting Joe

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

And then her lemsip for the illness she has to avoid supporting Joe

And her mouth full of sores