Aww thank you. I cry-laugh whenever I see your posts and I always know I’m in for a good time.Oh @thenomad you literally crack me up every time you post
hahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah!!Umm I'm smelling BS here
Wrong thread??the freckles are ridiculous!!! I don't understand why she thinks they look good.
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One of her migraines. Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah!!
She probably had one or her ‘migraines’ when she wrote that answer.Theres an array of evidence of the past 8 years that she’s such a traditional girl and wants the whole husband with 2 kids and a dog set up.From things she’s said herself.And I know people can change as they grow and all that but what she’s saying now is all just a bit to convenient and fits the narrative that Alfie’s putting out.
Right!! She mentioned it a couple of times actually, I remember a few years back on her main channel in some sort of q&a, that exact “ring and a bump” quote.I forgot who asked for where she actually says she wants a ring and a bump... but in Alfie's video "ZALFIES MID-YOUTUBE CRISIS" (at 12:08) is where she talks about her wants before 30. I knew I had heard her say it before and just had to look it up. I wish I could just pop that clip in her instagram comment
Joe and Dianne will get married before them and I think that will be the nail in the coffin for zalfie and Zoe will finally leave tbhRight!! She mentioned it a couple of times actually, I remember a few years back on her main channel in some sort of q&a, that exact “ring and a bump” quote.
As well as children, I remember when she turned 27 she was talking about wanting babies and that it was probably because her mother had her at that age.
She’s full of it and trying to convince herself she doesn’t care but has been dying for it for years.
Has she mentioned marriage and babies since TARN split with Jim?Joe and Dianne will get married before them and I think that will be the nail in the coffin for zalfie and Zoe will finally leave tbh
I still don’t think Zoe would ever leave I think it would be Alfie in a few years once he realises he’s ready to move on.Joe and Dianne will get married before them and I think that will be the nail in the coffin for zalfie and Zoe will finally leave tbh
Oh my god! When I got the post notification just now I shouted that out loud!
God! She's unbelievable! She needs to look after her belongings! I feel like I'm taking to a 5 year old. "you've lost your gloves again!"Am I the only one on here who finds it weird that she's on her phone/laptop whilst in the bath? I get watching a show or something when you put the laptop far away, but does she literally put it over the steaming hot water? We all know how hot Zoe's baths are, so there will be a lot of steam coming from that water and going straight into her laptop... didn't she say quiet recently on Instastories that her laptop was so slow? Seriously all is lost with this girl.
For such a huge Harry Potter fan she said she only read a couple of the books. The rest of her knowledge is from her marathon watching of the films.
Don’t worry though, she will get one giftedGod! She's unbelievable! She needs to look after her belongings! I feel like I'm taking to a 5 year old. "you've lost your gloves again!"
I have a pixelbook laptop and would never use it while in the bath. I also don't really like using my phone while in it.Am I the only one on here who finds it weird that she's on her phone/laptop whilst in the bath? I get watching a show or something when you put the laptop far away, but does she literally put it over the steaming hot water? We all know how hot Zoe's baths are, so there will be a lot of steam coming from that water and going straight into her laptop... didn't she say quiet recently on Instastories that her laptop was so slow? Seriously all is lost with this girl.
Forewarning: It's Zoe rambling a tediously long rant on her preferred diary of choice- her IG.
TLDR: If you didn't feel like reading her entire caption... Basically Zoe bought more decor that she absolutely didn't need (likely gifted by H&M), acknowledges that Alfie sleeps in the same bed as her and totally not in his house next door, talks about social media and trolls, and that she's all sorted thanks to her Skype therapist she sees.
It's funny she talks about bullying in her latest IG diary entry when she is quite capable of being one herself. There are plenty of instances in past vlogs where she is undercutting someone or making fun of their misfortune. And I guess it would be easy to ignore constructive criticism when you make bank for doing absolutely nothing. I guess she thinks her horribly written books, questionable beauty products, her disaster of an advent calendar, or the fact she hides at home all day then makes her a better person than your average joe who works an honest job.
I also cannot stand how she uses her IG. No one is going on IG to read a novel and especially by Zoe. I know she's a bit old-school when it comes to her social media but omg do shut up , Zoe. Blah, blah, blah, I have privilege, and woe is me... It gets so tiresome to hear the same useless drivel from her over and over again. Do something productive for a change like going to the office and doing some actual work, instead of fishing for praise on IG since she doesn't get it from Alfie at home.
I hope she gets electrocuted one of these days. That might make her think twice about having electronic gadgets around her tub/water.I have a pixelbook laptop and would never use it while in the bath. I also don't really like using my phone while in it.
1. When I have a bath, it is to relax and sometimes closing my eyes and having silence is nice.
2. I don't want it to fall in.
The problem with someone like Zoe is she has a lot of money and things can be easily replaced. She is also gifted a lot of things. If she dropped her Kindle in the bath, I wouldn't be surprised if she reached out to them and they would send her a replacement one.
That's what happens when you have so much stuff gifted to you or when you're bored and do online shopping that you begin to run out of places to store and hide said items in your not-mansion. It's a hard life to live being super materialistic and consumer-happy.Oh look she managed to make the entire post all about her again!
Also isn't that the room she tidied recently? Seems all the tit has snuck back in on the floor behind her...