Zoe Sugg #65 On Maternity laze!

[milkyways]

This photo just showed up on my explore page and I burst out laughing. Why does Alfie look like he’s been copy and pasted in
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but wait
her head is really tiny compared to alfies giant head -

edit: alfies last ig video, zoe is in pj shorts.
how hot are they keeping their house if she can walk around like that?

 

[MeghanSnarkle]

Why does he look like this meme View attachment 2671433 q

Alfie Deyes, superstar
Who in the hell do they think they are

 

[coconochanel]

Zoe living her best life, sitting on the floor playing with children's toys.

 

[x_bethanyy]

Zoe pretending to Laugh when Ottie called her painting rubbish. That hurt her

 

[gee13]

I know he has his own thread but this one is more active ... I'm dead with this outfit and the way ottie looks pasted onto him

 

[vic07]

Omg it's spreading!!! What are they wearing and is that child okay??

 

[StephenTJackson]

His book is still being sold at a vastly overpriced price.

 

[xits_jjx]

I know he has his own thread but this one is more active ... I'm dead with this outfit and the way ottie looks pasted onto him

omg this has really tickled me Ottie looks like she’s just floating

 

[coconochanel]

omg this has really tickled me Ottie looks like she’s just floating

Do we think she is asleep? anyway glad he's given us the picture we all predicted...him with both kids while Zoe strolls to the car hands free.

 

[conrea37]

I love a gilet but wtf is that

 

[Lilykins]

He’s channeling his inner sheep.

 

[Susspicious]

Omg it's spreading!!! What are they wearing and is that child okay??

I always forget how gross Alfie is until someone posts a picture of him here. He absolutely repulses me.

 

[GingerSquid]

Even in a photo with his newborn baby, he has to angle it to get the jawline in He gives me suuuuch ick.

hahaha, I was thinking the same … totally aware of the jawline and almost jutting it out a bit … or maybe doing tongue on roof of his mouth, or whatever Victoria Beckham is rumoured to do in every photo to get that extra bit of chiselling in . He has real vain toyboy look here .. is he a fair bit younger than Zoe?

 

[MsGilmore]

The gilet looks like something from a garden centre or the magazines that you get with the Sunday tabloids!

 

[luckygem]

Thinking of name meanings

Rue literally means ‘to bitterly regret’
Knell is ‘a sound of a bell, especially when rung solemnly for a death or funeral’

Zoe really chose the most depressing negative middle names for her daughters

Ottilie means ‘wealthy’ which is funny/sad for Tories to use, then Novie just means ‘new’ which is rather uninspired but perhaps represents their consumerist spirit

 

[Ray1403]

Thinking of name meanings

Rue literally means ‘to bitterly regret’
Knell is ‘a sound of a bell, especially when rung solemnly for a death or funeral’

Zoe really chose the most depressing negative middle names for her daughters

Ottilie means ‘wealthy’ which is funny/sad for Tories to use, then Novie just means ‘new’ which is rather uninspired but perhaps represents their consumerist spirit

nell the way they’ve spelt it means “bright, shining” i think

i agree re rue and novie though, they’re still such odd name choices to me

 

[applepie279]

Haven’t been here but just came to say WTF KIND OF NAME IS NOVIE NELL

 

[vic07]

Meanwhile Tanya is hanging out with children, pretending they're her friends

 

[myra1409]

I know he has his own thread but this one is more active ... I'm dead with this outfit and the way ottie looks pasted onto him

Also, I'm really surprised at how much of the outside of their house you can see in this picture. They're normally very private (and rightly so) about these things. I know you can see little bits in vlogs and stuff, but never a full shot like this. Very odd...

 

[Lilykins]

Meanwhile Tanya is hanging out with children, pretending they're her friends

Could they be her new husbands children from a previous relationship? They look more fun than Zoe.