Zoe Sugg #65 On Maternity laze!

[gee13]

I'm sure if she'd had a section she'd be much more dramatic about it than most women!

 

[LolaMontez]

Not even the baby is allowed to have colour on her baby rocker ..

 

[coconochanel]

I thought she meant Ottie was going in the bath after Zoe not with her.

 

[Pontiac_Bandit]

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Not even the baby is allowed to have colour on her baby rocker ..

That's so sad (and surely not reclined enough for a newborn?)

 

[TortillaChipCD]

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Not even the baby is allowed to have colour on her baby rocker ..

Why’s her neck snapped wtf

 

[coconochanel]

Why’s her neck snapped wtf

Yeah she doesn't look very comfy.

 

[Blue_ocean]

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Not even the baby is allowed to have colour on her baby rocker ..

It's pretty sad that novie has worn more colour in 4 weeks than ottie has in 2 years there is more colours besides beige and brown to choose from.


Also that has to be the most boring looking bouncer they could have chosen.

 

[fidgetjo]

I don’t think sharing the bath with her baby is a problem it’s quite common. But the amount of bubble bath and bath bombs Zoe uses can’t be good for otties skin.

 

[gmik8210]

I don’t think sharing the bath with her baby is a problem it’s quite common. But the amount of bubble bath and bath bombs Zoe uses can’t be good for otties skin.

I don't think it's a problem either, but I personally would never bathe with a child - i used to babysit kiddies in my younger years and the grime and tit from them that would float around in the bath was bleeping gross! LOL

 

[Lilykins]

That rocker for a baby is the saddest thing I’ve seen, amazes me every time!

 

[milkyways]

I don’t think sharing the bath with her baby is a problem it’s quite common. But the amount of bubble bath and bath bombs Zoe uses can’t be good for otties skin.

thats what I was implying at though, she puts so much lush and glitter stuff in there, no way shape or form its good for a toddlers skin

 

[Yupyupyup]

She also lets Ottie pick bath bombs specifically for Otties baths, probably another pleb who thinks just because a company preaches everything is natural that it means it’s safe for a child.

 

[Yupyupyup]

This photo just showed up on my explore page and I burst out laughing. Why does Alfie look like he’s been copy and pasted in

 

[xits_jjx]

I'm sure if she'd had a section she'd be much more dramatic about it than most women!

to be fair to Zoe, she had an episiotomy with Ottie and referenced it like twice. I think she’s the type to actually want to come out of these things looking unbothered more than anything. I think she makes out a stomach bug or common cold is worse than it actually is because she cba, “I just gave birth a month ago,” is valid enough of an excuse to make people back off

 

[Twinkletoes974]

I reckon she'll be back by March/april when she's bored of holding the baby and will have a day out with Mark Easter shopping while her mum looks after the kids.

Those garden centre pizzas won’t eat themselves…
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Anyone know how long we’ll be all Mumsnet for?

 

[TravellingPants]

This photo just showed up on my explore page and I burst out laughing. Why does Alfie look like he’s been copy and pasted in
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Even in a photo with his newborn baby, he has to angle it to get the jawline in He gives me suuuuch ick.

 

[Lilykins]

Why is he wearing a vest more concerned with how he looks then taking a genuine happy photo, what a knob.

 

[Juststopit]

Why is he wearing a vest more concerned with how he looks then taking a genuine happy photo, what a knob.

To show off his....muscles(?) Cos he's a fit dad or something

 

[Catherinez]

This photo just showed up on my explore page and I burst out laughing. Why does Alfie look like he’s been copy and pasted in
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Why does he look like this meme

 

[Fhoody]

Even in a photo with his newborn baby, he has to angle it to get the jawline in He gives me suuuuch ick.

I second this, he is the biggest ick isn’t he. He is so green around the gills but acts like he knows the secret of life (Alfiestotle used to make me lol so much on the old forum), no you are just disgustingly wealthy due to pure luck . I saw his insta story about how he chose the word simplicity on how to live his life recently and yeah…simple is the word for them both really isn’t it…but not in a good way. His posing as well . Do people actually find him worth listening to as both of them just are just cringe millennials to me how (as an elder millennial myself)

Anyway sorry this is not his thread! I wonder how Zoe works out her maternity leave statutory mat leave pay in the UK might even pay for her bath and body works candle hauls or whatever.