Zoe Sugg #65 On Maternity laze!

[StephenTJackson]

This is what happens when Slugella doesn't do anything. We just go around in circles debating the same things, including whether Poppy is pregnant or just carrying a bit more weight around her middle like her mother. Or, is Sean the most pointless person since PointlessBlog himself. Or is Mark gonna somehow make himself look even worse with terrible hair, fake tan and dodgy makeup.

 

[coconochanel]

This is what happens when Slugella doesn't do anything. We just go around in circles debating the same things, including whether Poppy is pregnant or just carrying a bit more weight around her middle like her mother. Or, is Sean the most pointless person since PointlessBlog himself. Or is Mark gonna somehow make himself look even worse with terrible hair, fake tan and dodgy makeup.

Well seeing as there is nothing else to chat about I'd like a go at answers those questions...

1. No I don't think Poppy is pregnant
2. That's a close call but seeing as Alfie helps out with his children, yes Sean is the most pointless person since pointless blog
3. Is that even possible?

 

[Faten]

that poor baby just seems like a prop in Zoellas life with her beige interior . Where is her festive baby pjs would have been cute

 

[Lilykins]

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that poor baby just seems like a prop in Zoellas life with her beige interior . Where is her festive baby pjs would have been cute

Who looks at that outfit and thinks ‘my kid would look cute in that’. All her clothes are awful, poor thing. I can’t wait for her to kick back!

 

[Cloak]

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that poor baby just seems like a prop in Zoellas life with her beige interior . Where is her festive baby pjs would have been cute

she looks like poppy here

 

[Secretadmirer]

she looks like poppy here

She’s a Deyes alright! Secretly hoping the new baby is as well just to piss Zoe off

 

[Kosher Pig]

How I think 2024 will go for the Sugg/Deyes household.

They will realise that Nobby won't garner the same interest as Utterly Butterly did and panic about revenue.

They will realise that no one really misses them whilst they are on parental hiatus and panic about revenue

Zoe will suddenly feel compelled to bring out a baby skin-care product range/baby clothing range/baby book to encourage more revenue

Alfie will bring out babycino keep cup range to keep up revenue

No one will give a toss what they do

 

[Bobby Orange]

Ottie and Novie does sound like a baby brand tbh.
Beige baby brand.
It's almost like they went for names that went together for a brand rather than names that just sound OK on their own.

 

[milkyways]

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that poor baby just seems like a prop in Zoellas life with her beige interior . Where is her festive baby pjs would have been cute

she dresses her like a 1950s paper boy

 

[JSquared]

How I think 2024 will go for the Sugg/Deyes household.

They will realise that Nobby won't garner the same interest as Utterly Butterly did and panic about revenue.

They will realise that no one really misses them whilst they are on parental hiatus and panic about revenue

Zoe will suddenly feel compelled to bring out a baby skin-care product range/baby clothing range/baby book to encourage more revenue

Alfie will bring out babycino keep cup range to keep up revenue

No one will give a toss what they do

I think they are delusional enough to focus on the small number of people who will add comments to their instagram and YouTube about missing their vlogs etc and think they are in huge demand

 

[WeepingCassandra]

My random tuppence about names.

Nell is gorgeous, really lovely classic old fashioned but not whacky name. Reminds me of the character in The Haunting of Hill House, who is one of my favourite characters in the last decade of TV (and one of my favourite series). Wouldn't call my child it as I'm superstitious and weird but it's a nice name.

Novie is bleeping weird and makes me want to lobby the government to introduce a law similar to New Zealand, Germany, Portugal or Norway where stupid bleeping names are banned for the sake of the kids. Why wouldn't you just call her Nova?

 

[Yupyupyup]

Genuinely surprised she’s been up and out of bed, is there hope that the second child has finally kicked Zoes maternal instinct in? (doubt).

 

[mmpop22]

I wonder if baby Novie is a bit jaundiced

 

[xits_jjx]

I wonder if baby Novie is a bit jaundiced

she definitely looks it, my son was too, plenty of sunlight should sort it out, we used to keep him by the window when he slept in the day lol

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Does anyone else think she and Kate Murnane look so similar?

 

[Secretadmirer]

Genuinely surprised she’s been up and out of bed, is there hope that the second child has finally kicked Zoes maternal instinct in? (doubt).

Well she was born during Zoe’s favourite time of year.. which probably means she’s Zoe’s favourite anyway despite whether she’s more maternal with her or not, plus she couldn’t possibly miss out on stuff as it’s the only time of year she does much!

 

[sarahlou33xxxxxx]

she definitely looks it, my son was too, plenty of sunlight should sort it out, we used to keep him by the window when he slept in the day lol

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Does anyone else think she and Kate Murnane look so similar?

I think so too
Both work shy too

 

[Bobby Orange]

The home visit from Santa again.

 

[ineedtogossip]

The home visit from Santa again.

#gifted too!

 

[coconochanel]

she definitely looks it, my son was too, plenty of sunlight should sort it out, we used to keep him by the window when he slept in the day lol

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Does anyone else think she and Kate Murnane look so similar?

Where's her eyes?

 

[Juststopit]

Does anyone else think she and Kate Murnane look so similar?

They both have a vaguely vole in a wig look to them