Zoe Sugg #16 Borella the self isolating queen! She's been doing it for the last 3 years

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I thought the postal service, delivery people, have asked us to only order essential items etc so they can cope. He is a selfish moron.
All Alfie knows is that he presses the amazon one click order button and next day it arrives on the doorstep. No realisation of the humans that have to find his pointless gadget in the warehouse, package it and deliver the thing.
 
Today in Alfie's vlog Zoe has her fav meal after Pizza....yep you guessed it pie and mash :rolleyes: He says the house has got so messy since they've been in everyday...well how about you CLEAN IT you bloody morons? He also says he was playing Animal crossing in the bath and dropped the switch so now part of it wont work 🤦‍♀️ffs give me strength.
They are like a bunch of children. They can't have their cleaner over so now their house is a mess...they are so damn coddled. Tidy it yourself. How does he always manage to break things? I swear everything new seems to break with them.
 
She's had problems with her weight for a while (remember those summer vlogs where they were all in the pool and she was sitting there in a jumper?!). I would have sympathy for her but she has no excuse to not exercise and prepare healthy meals, what else is she doing aside from going to coffee shops and getting Sean to take a pic of her in that same jumper/skirt/trainer combo?

Out of the whole group I find Poppy the most deplorable. Despite being super greedy/entitled now, Alfie/Zoe did do some work to establish their names in the early days of social media (he daily vlogged/her vlogmas posts were always engaging). Poppy is just a leech, the most boring person on planet earth yet she somehow has over a million followers. She's like this middle-class parody who solely exists to fill her house with tit from habitat.
Completely agree 👏 although even if Alfie did do some work in the early days I cant look past what a lazy, talentless greedy moron he’s become
They are like a bunch of children. They can't have their cleaner over so now their house is a mess...they are so damn coddled. Tidy it yourself. How does he always manage to break things? I swear everything new seems to break with them.
He breaks things because he values nothing, has no concept of having to work hard to buy something and then look after it.
 
100% broke the lockdown rule imo her hair has been coloured (baliaged or whatever it's called or spelled) it's full of darker richer tones and no way has she done that blow dry herself must think we're stupid 😤.
Or they’re old pictures? I don’t think she’s a rule breaker when it comes to the current government guidelines, the ASA guidelines are a different story....
 
Or they’re old pictures? I don’t think she’s a rule breaker when it comes to the current government guidelines, the ASA guidelines are a different story....
I honestly thought since having extensions it's only been blondie/gingery summer tones but obviously stand corrected if they are old pictures (I totally think she'd sneak her hairdresser in if extensions went rank lol)
 
I bet these are all old photos, in Alfie's recent vlogs she looks like she hasn't got out of bed for days.

In her story, she said “Actually bothered today haha” so she’s either lying and using old pictures or she had her hairdressers come over. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her hair look that nice when she’s done it herself (in recent times, anyway lol). Sam’s not a great hairdresser, but IMO it usually looks nice and fresh the first time she styles it, like it does here
 
In her story, she said “Actually bothered today haha” so she’s either lying and using old pictures or she had her hairdressers come over. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her hair look that nice when she’s done it herself (in recent times, anyway lol). Sam’s not a great hairdresser, but IMO it usually looks nice and fresh the first time she styles it, like it does here
We will know if Alfie vlogged today and she appears in it wearing the same clothes as in the pic.

Have we ever seen her and joes dad's face? hes always faceless in her vlogs.
 
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I dont think Zoe has a pregnancy announcement to worry about- Poppy is on the rosè according to her insta story
 

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In Fraggy’s Vlog tonight. They’re in bed together. She’s under a heated blanket and he’s under the actual quilt. NOT EVEN SLEEPING UNDER THE SAME DUVET? Ffs, just suck him off Zoe.
To be fair, my husband and I have separate duvets!! We went to Germany and they had single twin duvets on the bed and it was the best sleep I ever got. We did it on our bed and I sleep like a baby now. Lol. We still have our nice king duvet though which is on the bed to make it in the morning.
 
We will know if Alfie vlogged today and she appears in it wearing the same clothes as in the pic.

Have we ever seen her and joes dad's face? hes always faceless in her vlogs.
I think he was in some of their early videos (maybe?) but decided pretty early on that he didn't want his face to be featured online. I feel like they explained the reason in a few vlogs when it first started
don't really remember what it was. I assume privacy.
 
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