Good Egg
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You see now I always thought this AND always had a little inkling that Mark Ferris’ secret crush is Alfie and secretly they are having an affair behind Zoe’s back.
Zoe Sugg #16 Borella the self isolating queen! She's been doing it for the last 3 years
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You see now I always thought this AND always had a little inkling that Mark Ferris’ secret crush is Alfie and secretly they are having an affair behind Zoe’s back.
thisyearsboy
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I don’t think Alfie’s gay, they are just HYPER aware of anybody who might be a “fan”. I’ve seen them out and about in Brighton numerous times and if they’re not on their phone, they’re almost dislocating their necks looking around for anyone who might recognise them.
hashtag_gifted
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Feel kind of sad watching this. The peak of her career and she's 30.
clueless
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I was just on the Zoella website for the first time in ages. I'd love to know how much traffic it gets, the blog post about the 'Happiest Things We Saw Last Week' only has two comments - and one of them is from a 12 year-old! Nominal when you think of her first blog getting hundreds of comments, though I know people don't leave comments as much anymore.
It's pretty poor reading (and writing). Can't believe these numpties get to do this for a living. I'm almost jealous.
I wonder how Zoe feels about them putting this on her website! Not one but two engagements, and a pregnancy! :
*Meant to add, I just looked it up and the proposing in Iceland story is funny and cute. Bless him. There's a man who wanted to propose so badly, he couldn't wait to make his girlfriend his fiancée!
It's pretty poor reading (and writing). Can't believe these numpties get to do this for a living. I'm almost jealous.
I wonder how Zoe feels about them putting this on her website! Not one but two engagements, and a pregnancy! :
*Meant to add, I just looked it up and the proposing in Iceland story is funny and cute. Bless him. There's a man who wanted to propose so badly, he couldn't wait to make his girlfriend his fiancée!
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joonielovers
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i have a friend who has speech dyslexia, it has a certain name i just dont know what. he has a lisp when he talks and sounds exactly like alfie,, could be whatever that is, either way im not here to diagnose him
i honestly always thought he was into men. i have a bestfriend who claims to be straight but the way he acts and is towards boys makes me think there must be a part where hes into them lol. he recently came out to me as bisexual, but said he preferred girls as he had never been with a boy. i think a lot of boys may not know until they have that experience
judgeydrudgey
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Her blog reads like a high school student’s homework assignment to create a teen magazine. The fact that Zoe claims most of her audience is 18+ makes it even more confusing, because it’s certainly not appealing to an older audience
I don't think getting married would make a break up of assets any easier at all.
Alfie has 3+ flats in his name.
I guess their first house is jointly owned and let out? Maybe they jointly own the current house and house next door. If they've paid the mortgage 50 / 50 and jointly put in for the deposit then it would be easy. But she's way out earnt him and probably taken home enough to own the house outright.
OppositeFeature
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Honestly I don't think he'd even want the house if they split up. He'd get himself a new place where he can throw down ramps, tents, pools, trampolines, ping pong tables, etc etc and have jacuzzis and snooker tables and a gin bar on the inside. Oh and a gym and an office and a piano room for his cultured hobbies.
But yeah she could easily say 'buy me out for the house or gtfo'.
Other than their properties and whatever 'A to Z creatives' is supposed to be, they wouldn't have a hard time separating because in the end it is just mountains of stuff that they own and they've both got enough money to replace all of it individually again. He could buy himself a house or an apartment and a range rover and fill it with junk easily.
Bubblegumblades
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I don't think he'd go house...I think he'd have one of those penthouse style flat, with floor to ceiling windows. Open plan kitchen living room, but pool table/ table football type thing. Gym in the basement so he can interact with any female (Or male?) gym bunnies. He just seems like he'd rather be young and trendy, and that just seems to be more young and trendy than a Manse on the outskirts.
Edit to add: I must have really bad cabin fever if I'm picturing other places of residence!
epictoaster
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I've always thought this as well since the very first Pointless Blog video I watched years ago, he just doesn't strike me as the straight type on camera. I live in America (thankfully a city they haven't tarnished but entirely too close) so I have never had the misfortune of seeing them in public to ever fully get a read on him. I've always thought Jim and Zoe would be a good pair but that would never happen.
coconochanel
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He would go back to Mummy and Daddys. The A to Z wouldnt be hard to separate as they have separate staff anyway.
Wow she has really put on a lot of weight recently. Not fat shaming just an observation. I don’t care for Poppy, I find her spoiled and bratty so I don’t follow her but since she was last in any inst or video of Zoe’s I can really see a difference in her face and arms.View attachment 102735 q
Continuing the talk about Poppy being possibly pregnant or not. That's from the Sean's latest video. I don't knoowww...
coconochanel
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Today in Alfie's vlog Zoe has her fav meal after Pizza....yep you guessed it pie and mash 
He says the house has got so messy since they've been in everyday...well how about you CLEAN IT you bloody morons? He also says he was playing Animal crossing in the bath and dropped the switch so now part of it wont work 
ffs give me strength.
He says the house has got so messy since they've been in everyday...well how about you CLEAN IT you bloody morons? He also says he was playing Animal crossing in the bath and dropped the switch so now part of it wont work ffs give me strength.I'm pretty sure at least food wise thanks to quarantine she eats way better, because I really think Zoe was the bad influence with her fast food choices. I have never really seen Poppy advert unhealthy options (well except with Zoe in her vlogs). At least at home they seem to eat normal food.
Louise123
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Let’s be honest she’s not going to post videos of herself stuffing her face with food. What she posts will be very managed to portray a certain image of herself she wants people to buy into.
I'd feel so sad for Zoe living in that Sussex suburb 3 floored, 3 reception room house on her own. She probably moved in picturing where she would bring up children there and be a long term family home. Alfie probably just thought it's got a big garden for a slip and slide which will be sick CoNtEnT.
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Louise123
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I thought the postal service, delivery people, have asked us to only order essential items etc so they can cope. He is a selfish moron.
overandunder
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She's had problems with her weight for a while (remember those summer vlogs where they were all in the pool and she was sitting there in a jumper?!). I would have sympathy for her but she has no excuse to not exercise and prepare healthy meals, what else is she doing aside from going to coffee shops and getting Sean to take a pic of her in that same jumper/skirt/trainer combo?
Out of the whole group I find Poppy the most deplorable. Despite being super greedy/entitled now, Alfie/Zoe did do some work to establish their names in the early days of social media (he daily vlogged/her vlogmas posts were always engaging). Poppy is just a leech, the most boring person on planet earth yet she somehow has over a million followers. She's like this middle-class parody who solely exists to fill her house with tit from habitat.
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