Youpenga #4 Buying crap, keeps on about the lawn, vlogs are so old, the baby's probably been born!

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

Evan after a section you bleed, big black M&S full briefs all the way! Realistically she needs a lot of pants and pads, something easy to put on if she has had a section, a dark towel, breast pads, nursing bra and a couple of nighties.
A switch and colouring books good luck with that…

 

[Hanna Spanna]

Is she having a c-sec? Cod she's acting like she's staying in for more than a day! It'll be interesting to see how she copes with this baby once it's born! Both of them actually, as they are both so lazy!

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

I haven't watched any of hers for months but it sounds like she thinks childbirth is a serene, peaceful process full of love and light. Is she in for a shock ...

 

[littlemisschattergiggles]

Is she planning on moving in to the hospital?? Surely you’d not have time to set up the various lights, the fan etc?
Lots of people I know are discharged within the day! No overnight stay required.

Thought exactly the same thing... but as I haven't lived in the UK for over 30 years I was like, okay she's definitely in for about a week

 

[Delia Smith]

They’ll want to send her back home ASAP. That giggling when she’s on the gas and air will be sending the poor nurses into despair

 

[evoway13]

I haven't watched any of hers for months but it sounds like she thinks childbirth is a serene, peaceful process full of love and light. Is she in for a shock ...

My labour pains were in my hips mostly - it felt like someone was tearing my hips apart and then an elephant sitting on my bump periodically. My late mother used to say 'it's a pain you soon forget' ....I remember every moment
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......Candy needs to go and do some brisk walking - I've not been induced personally - but, I've heard the pains immediately come thick and fast. She's not going to get anywhere by sitting wistfully and stroking her bump.......

 

[Elliesmum13]

I was induced and I had my first bit of pain at 2am, my daughter was born 2.18am so I was extremely lucky but those 18mins I thought my body was being ripped apart. I did have 9months of constant vomiting/dehydration/just felt so crap my whole pregnancy so was kinda due a quick labour lol. But I was out of hospital 10hours after birth so zero time to be eating shite, setting up lights, praying! She’s delulu. Giving birth, ALL your dignity goes lol pushing a big baby out whilst people watch your Vag. She is honestly gona struggle with a new born as she’s been so inactive during the pregnancy. Bubs is gona be doing everything.

 

[LaughingCow]

Thoughts & prayers for her midwives.

I did say this before on her thread but felt it needed saying again.

 

[VirtualSignal]

She thinks she off to a Spa weekend with her twinkly lights and pale nightwear (good luck with that after birth Candy!). From my experience I suggest she take the entire pack of maternity mattress pads.

 

[bitsandbobs123]

In the midst of labour who in their right minds thinks “I know I’ll do a spot of colouring in”??

she’s on another planet

 

[Yakkety Yak]

Just watched todays vlog.....What flaming planet is this woman on??? I think she thinks it's going to be like going on a school trip She is clueless and so not prepared for what will be happening.....

 

[Hjhh]

It feels like she is packing For a holiday .. and when she brought out a book and Nintendo switch for bubs like seriously grow up. All the lights as well , if there is an emergency those "bright" lights will go on . I can't imagine she is a low risk pregnancy , I can imagine they will want the lights all on.

 

[Doohla]

I watched this morning with my gob wide open! WTAF! it's not a cosy weekend break away with Bubs you know! Lights, 20 changes of clothes for her, half the pantry in her snack bag and a token couple of outfits for the baby . I'd love to be a midwife on that ward when she comes rolling in !

 

[Gothgirl79]

The last thing you want to be doing in labour is fanning yourself. Get a grip women!!!!!!!

 

[Zoombeeni2245]

Surely all she needs is a manger some donkeys and 3 wise men?

 

[evoway13]

I hope she realises that she will have to take her knickers off

We haven't had the daily 'cosy vibes with the puppas' on Instagram today......I wonder if she's in labour......@Persha where are you hun???

 

[Mushy]

The packing bubsie a change of clothes in a zipock bag had me tittering but it just kept getting worse, is he a toddler? The snack bag, pot noodles 'just so he can have something hot' this went right through me when she said it. Something so twee and pandering .

'there isn't much on offer other than vending machines and a small cafe'. it's such a very small period of time he will be in severe peril without hot food and a change of t shirt. He will be FINE eating a sandwich and some crisps whilst you're PUSHING OUT A BABY. duck me what an insight.

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

I want to comment "with the gory carnage he'll be witnessing, I doubt he'll have much of an appetite"

 

[evoway13]

It's about two days since her last post.......I wonder if she's in labour?? If it's a 72 hour one like my niece's in 2017, Bubs will not have enough food to sustain him........shall we ring Sir Bob Geldof to host 'Bub's Aid'??? Also, she forgot about him taking his tatty dressing gown in hospital too.....

 

[Delia Smith]

I bet he's in a hospital bed himself, writhing around in that mouldy dressing gown complaining of that devastating affliction; a 'headache'