Youpenga #4 Buying crap, keeps on about the lawn, vlogs are so old, the baby's probably been born!
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Barpus
Active member
Today’s vlogsweet…eat crap, breathless giggle, hair touch, eat crap, not walking the poor dogs, giggle, hair touch, breathlessness, eat crap, giggle, giggle, giggle, more hair touching, more giggling, more eating carbs and fat
You forgot the constant rubbing of 'baby girl'!
Delia Smith
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I’ve heard the Duggar’s are weird but don’t know anything else. Are they the Mormon family?
Anyone else think Candy is trying to go down the Christian fundamentalist route herself ?? WEIRD.
evoway13
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Have you seen her latest instagram post - all devout and Christian.........
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Zoombeeni2245
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She can’t be arsed to go to church .. she’s not a Christian. It’s all so contrived and fake.
I think she would absolutely love that kind of life. At least wouldn’t have to go to work. I remember during her bible studies highlighting the man being charge of the house and wives must submit etc utter load of balls and bull crap! As for the Duggars…well we’ve all got family issues, but the whole family are dysfunctional need be in therapy, certainly not TV, but them lot living on the bible belt normalises dysfunction. The parents who have 19 kids
joined some strange brainwashing fundamentalist Christian cult where Women’s / Girls rights are not respected. Their eldest son is doing a 12 year stretch for s*xually abusing his little sisters and looking at child p*rn. The parents virtually lied to protect their pweirdo son and dumped the blame on his sisters and manipulated their daughters to cover it up
disgusting! I really feel sorry for those girls who haven’t had any support.
evoway13
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She keeps posting herself curled up on the sofa with a cup of tea and the puppas..............get yourself moving woman ffs !!!!! You've not broken your leg !!!! Does anyone else think she'll take to her bed once the baby has come along??? I'm still opting for some kind of religious/biblical name like Hope; Faith; Gabrielle/Gabriella; Hannah; Jemima etc etc
Delia Smith
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It will have a religious name but they probably will never step foot in a church with it.
Fuzzyfelt
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I volunteer at a local Hospice and a member of staff there is due to have her baby in Nov, she is working right up to almost the due date and is on her feet most of the day. There is no way Candy could have coped the way she has, and she doesn't keep rubbing her bump either.
Hanna Spanna
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Unsubscribed as was so sick of her annoying baby talk, but thought I'd have a look at her latest vlog. I see not much has changed, she's still feeding her face with crap, and now can't even put her own shoes on!
missolia
Active member
My bet will be Mary Magdalene. But frankly speaking should be Coffee Caffeine Carb.
OMG, the snack bag, full of high carbohydrate, high calorie, highly processed crap…tell me, is she going to give birth in a jungle in Belize with no access to food or anywhere to purchase food? Her food addiction came across loud and clear “I’m hoping they’ll let me eat”. Pram chassis in the boot is essential 
? They haven’t a clue!
? They haven’t a clue!
littlemisschattergiggles
VIP Member
Haven't watched yet but when I gave birth there was definitely no eating or even drinking. Went into labour at 4am and had my son at 12 noon. Didn't get anything till about 2pm.OMG, the snack bag, full of high carbohydrate, high calorie, highly processed crap…tell me, is she going to give birth in a jungle in Belize with no access to food or anywhere to purchase food? Her food addiction came across loud and clear “I’m hoping they’ll let me eat”. Pram chassis in the boot is essential
Delia Smith
VIP Member
She’ll be devastated if she can’t have her Coke Zero whilst in labour with Bubsi holding it up to her with a straw
ryvitaninja
Well-known member
Is she planning on moving in to the hospital?? Surely you’d not have time to set up the various lights, the fan etc?
Lots of people I know are discharged within the day! No overnight stay required.
Lots of people I know are discharged within the day! No overnight stay required.
evoway13
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These first time mums - bless em.......She's got a Nintendo switch; book; crayons and food for man child, Burnham....a full set of clothes; blanket and pillow
She's taking all pale nightwear in as black is not for her.....I don't think she understands what is about to go on 'down under' .....any slight movement and you leak......disposable knickers are your friend.......
She's packed like she's staying in for a week....if everything is ok - you can go home 6 hours after giving birth. I think Candy has been watching too many American vloggers who can stay in hospital at their leisure, depending on health insurance
I was only allowed to nibble on ice/sip water in labour - as I was vomiting/gagging due to the pain
They're packing like they're getting a private room immediately. When I had my daughter, I was in a six bed bay with other women until I went into established labour. It was the busiest time of the year - end of August/beginning of September though. With our son, I just got there in time
. There's nowhere to put three huge bags/blankets/pillows/maternity pillow/tonnes of electricals etc......Candy will have to take all that crap back to the post natal ward - unless Burnham is taking it home after the baby is born. As for the pram - they are not permitted on post natal wards....the staff need to see baby strapped in a car seat which can be carried to the car.
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.......did she pack a baby towel or a dark towel for use after a shower????
She's taking all pale nightwear in as black is not for her.....I don't think she understands what is about to go on 'down under' .....any slight movement and you leak......disposable knickers are your friend.......
She's packed like she's staying in for a week....if everything is ok - you can go home 6 hours after giving birth. I think Candy has been watching too many American vloggers who can stay in hospital at their leisure, depending on health insurance
I was only allowed to nibble on ice/sip water in labour - as I was vomiting/gagging due to the pain
They're packing like they're getting a private room immediately. When I had my daughter, I was in a six bed bay with other women until I went into established labour. It was the busiest time of the year - end of August/beginning of September though. With our son, I just got there in time
. There's nowhere to put three huge bags/blankets/pillows/maternity pillow/tonnes of electricals etc......Candy will have to take all that crap back to the post natal ward - unless Burnham is taking it home after the baby is born. As for the pram - they are not permitted on post natal wards....the staff need to see baby strapped in a car seat which can be carried to the car.---
.......did she pack a baby towel or a dark towel for use after a shower????
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Delia Smith
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I can't be arsed to watch. Did Bubsi pack his bible???
Fuzzyfelt
VIP Member
Jeez how long does she think she’s going to be in hospital for? She’s packed more than I do for a weekend away. She‘s taking her laptop, camera, tripod Christ is she making a movie, and the snack bag (I’ve heard the words snacks so often I hate the word now) I can’t believe all the crap they’ve packed. I’d hate to be on the same ward as her with all her fancy lights and her snack bag. I bet if labour goes ok she‘ll be sent home within hours of giving birth, she’ll be pi**ed off she wasn’t able to set up her lights etc. The religious ramble at the end - sorry it’s so over the top.