Yankees in the South #23 Wrecks, decks and murphy bed sex

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dolly pardon said:
Will is an idiot who has no business sense. They knew they were going to Michigan for the last 6 weeks. A smart businessman would have stockpiled videos to release during their trip. They eat out all the time why not stockpile some food reviews? Why didn’t they do a bike ride video? Sun Diner and Jason Aldeans both opened before they left. He was in Gatlinburg for the parade why not go to one of those? Every day that goes by without a new video means a lost opportunity for views and new subscribers. I’m thoroughly enjoying watching him tank his channel. Stay on your current schedule Willy it gives your stupid stans an opportunity to explore new worthwhile channels. It doesn’t matter how long he hides he isn’t going to make people forget the crash video and how it exposed them for the jerks they are.
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Rumor has it he has returned to Tennessee and they are going to do their livestream tonight from a jail cell.
 
Free Willy, why do you have to lie so much? Is
it because you can’t afford to stay on the Island. There are a lot of rooms below $500. Here is one for tonight for $369.

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OK tell me why a room is titled beach party and then you go in and it has a mountain looking quilt on it🤔

This is the thing Will, there’s no shame in traveling on a budget but tell people you’re traveling on a budget. There is no shame in telling the truth and saying “hey, we’re trying to keep cost low, so this is where we are going to stay. If you are on a budget, this may be a good option for you.” That’s how you do tit instead of lying about it🙄

Dawns fallen bra strap has made a reappearance
 
"WOW...you do feel like you're in duh up Norff, with the elk-en...and duh up Norff feel!" :sick:
Stop lyin' Willy, that wasn't a "10 out of 10 hotel" at all. It was just another fleabag drive-in Will-motel that had the cheapest rates in town.
You aren't fooling anyone except your dumb ass wife. "You like retro too, doncha Dong!! Yasssss!!"

"almoze 10 out of 10 reviews" = 8/10 and 4/5 ?? Now the liar is rounding reviews up to the nearest 10. That's not how it works, idiot.
 
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Furmingos said:
"WOW...you do feel like you're in duh up Norff, with the elk-en...and duh up Norff feel!" :sick:
Stop lyin' Willy, that wasn't a "10 out of 10 hotel" at all. It was just another fleabag drive-in Will-motel that had the cheapest rates in town.
You aren't fooling anyone except your dumb ass wife. "You like retro too, doncha Dong!! Yasssss!!"

"almoze 10 out of 10 reviews" = 8/10 and 4/5 ?? Now the liar is rounding reviews up to the nearest 10. That's not how it works, idiot.
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Hey Will, you know you don’t have to go to the up north to see Elk right? You actually have them close to where you live in the down south.
 
"I don't know what he's making but that's what he's making." - Will

Will and Dawn's walk? It's not even a quarter of a mile. Listening to Will, you'd think they walked for miles.

Will and Dawn don't know turrets.

What is the fascination with light houses? Oooooh...a circular staircase!

"You've seen one gift shop you've pretty much seen them all." Then why do you go in to all of them?

The Old Makinaw Point Lighthouse is open every day 9 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. That tells you what time of day they filmed this vlog. Will never changes and he never checks the times. Strange. Since they wake up sooooo early every day, you'd think that they'd get to places, oh, I don't know, when they are open?

Will, your job is to go places when they are open. If you don't go inside, why am I watching your video? I can stay home and not see the inside just as well as you can.

Maybe you should change your channel name to "Yankee Outside of Stuff When It's Closed" "Yankee Who Can't Show Up During Business Hours" or how about "Yankee Who is So Fat and Lazy, He Can't Be Bothered to Do His bleeping Easy Ass Job for Idiots". Is that a little strong? Come see me during business hours.

Dawn is amazed by the children's blocks. I'm not sure her grandfather helped the world by pulling her out of that well.

Will and Dawn travel with their own fan. An electric one, not Rhonda Skipper.

This was such a nothing vlog I guess I will just point to Will's scruffy beard as proof he hasn't showered for at least a week.
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Apparently retro means old, crappy motel that hasn't been updated ever.
 
Ridgedy Noodles said:
“Let’s go see what this Kell-winz is all about”. It’s all about the same damn thing it’s about in every other tourist town your fat ass visits to finger the member-beelia.
Kell-winz is too expensive for them. They need to go back to Russell Stouffers and get some of that expired Easter candy.
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I love your username, it's one of my favourite Dong-isms.
 
It’s truly fascinating how often Will shows a closed business. My guess is he’s not researching at all and doesn’t watch the clips during editing to realize when he’s putting in those worthless clips. The first time I noticed it was when they started out a video at the Turkey Hill place in Lancaster PA, played his intro, then immediately said they couldn’t tour it because it was closed. I just kept thinking “why put that in the video?”
 
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