Yankees in the South #23 Wrecks, decks and murphy bed sex

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Watching the Mackinaw/Petoskey/Driving/Lighthouse/whatever else he can crame in a title and video. He ticks me off. First the Kilwins segment- kinda cool to see, too much footage though. And how rude to not buy anything with the excuse/ lie they get stuff at their home location. Just buy some fudge, a candy, etc. I would as a treat and eat it later.
The hotel wasn't too bad looking- he makes it look bad. It is kinda odd and they are kinda odd with their full in detail hotel review.
Chances are super slim you can find a Petosky stone, best to look at the shores in Petosky.
The roads in Michigan are not getting better. The freeways yes a bit, but the regular roads suck. I drive on them on a regular basis.
Also once again treating Dawn like his daughter, so nice to see a dad and daughter trip 🙄.
The not a pizza guy of course gets pizza. I do have to say, the last time I was in Mackinaw I had Mama Mias pizza and it was so good like the best pizza I ever had. The bread sticks weren't bad, but not my fav. On the next night I got that pizza again but a different kind. Super good pizza. I don't care if the majority he eats is pizza (being part food review blogger variety is best) but don't lie and say you're not a pizza guy. Enjoy what food you want, but be genuine and once again do have a variety as a food reviewer.
He did not do Mackinaw City justice. On behalf of everyone else in Michigan- I'm sorry how these 2 don't represent the state well. Please do visit Mackinaw it's a nice place.
 
I've been out. I just clicked on the livestream video. For a second I thought I was watching National Geographic with these fat walrus faces staring down at me. Now I know how the bucket of fish at SeaWorld feels. Also, I'm never eating again.

Will is very grumpy tonight. Maybe he's a quart low of Crisco. I'd say someone should check, but Will is the dipstick.

Guys, did you know that people travel when their kids are out of school?!? Will, The Smokies fills up during the summer. It never occurred to you why? Did you think that people only travel to The Smokies in the summer and nowhere else? Hotels are more expensive when there's more demand? Yes, even your tit hole motels charge more. Of course, with Will's hotels, he's competing with other travelers and ugly hookers.

Dawn says she took a shower. Will says he didn't take a shower. Yeah, you don't have to tell us, Will. Believe me. Everyone knows you don't shower.

Will doesn't handle their merch. Duh. Will couldn't mail out postcards on time. It's amazing how the merch isn't his fault, just like the postcards. Nothing is ever Will's fault.

Will says last night's hotel wasn't very nice. What? If Will says it's not very nice I shudder to think what it might be. They must have slept in a moldy refrigerator box next to a rendering plant.

Dawn says the camera makes them look orange. Now I know what Ooompa Loompas would look like if they ate Willy Wonka's factory.

Will fucked up his hotel reservation and blames "the border". Yeah, I don't understand either. He blamed Canada! South Park did it first.

A 45 year old man should not say "gots".

Dawn says the word "parody" like a Polish baked good.

The amount that they walked today keeps getting longer. By the time this livestream ends, they will have ran a marathon.

Will says the fan saved his butt. It's not that big of a fan, Will. You would need a windmill. Maybe a windmill farm.

Will says hotel hospitality isn't what it used to be. You mean hotels don't cater to high rollers in a 15-year-old car and a cooler of Mtn Lightnin?

Will says the manager of last night's hotel wasn't around to solve his problems. He was probably stabbed or shot.

YES! More light house videos! What I really want is more well videos.

Apparently "high-end hotels" have ceiling fans. You know what high end hotels don't have? Will and Dawn.

Will and Dawn went to England?!? I had no idea. Why has no one ever mentioned this before?

Will doesn't like a lot of stuff. Which is good because he doesn't have the money to buy anything. So that worked out well.

Every time Will says, "I talk to other creators," I hear, "So I was badgering Adam the Woo..."

When Will says he's having the time of his life. He's seeing things that he's never seen before. Definitely not his feet.

Will is such a carny. Will says they were running for 12 hours, implying that he worked for 12 hours. What really happened is that he's been awake for 12 hours. Being awake counts as work for Will. The clock never stops. Lunch = work. Dinner = work. Driving = work. He knows that his life is easy, but he has to pretend he works so old shut-ins will send them money. Old idiots may fall for it, but people who haven't paid to go to Monster Jam (I got free tickets) see right through you and your cheap lies.

We're past 50 pages. duck. Alright. I'll fuckin recap this tit. This one is not going to be fun. Give me a minute to find something that would make Denise420 complete a whole sentence. I need to get into the proper frame of mind. Does anyone have Tony 5000's number?
 
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I've been out. I just clicked on the livestream video. For a second I thought I was watching National Geographic with these fat walrus faces staring down at me. Now I know how the bucket of fish at SeaWorld feels. Also, I'm never eating again.

Will is very grumpy tonight. Maybe he's a quart low of Crisco. I'd say someone should check, but Will is the dipstick.

Guys, did you know that people travel when their kids are out of school?!? Will, The Smokies fills up during the summer. It never occurred to you why? Did you think that people only travel to The Smokies in the summer and nowhere else? Hotels are more expensive when there's more demand? Yes, even your tit hole motels charge more. Of course, with Will's hotels, he's competing with other travelers and ugly hookers.

Dawn says she took a shower. Will says he didn't take a shower. Yeah, you don't have to tell us, Will. Believe me. Everyone knows you don't shower.

Will doesn't handle their merch. Duh. Will couldn't mail out postcards on time. It's amazing how the merch isn't his fault, just like the postcards. Nothing is ever Will's fault.

Will says last night's hotel wasn't very nice. What? If Will says it's not very nice I shudder to think what it might be. They must have slept in a moldy refrigerator box next to a rendering plant.

Dawn says the camera makes them look orange. Now I know what Ooompa Loompas would look like if they ate Willy Wonka's factory.

Will fucked up his hotel reservation and blames "the border". Yeah, I don't understand either. He blamed Canada! South Park did it first.

A 45 year old man should not say "gots".

Dawn says the word "parody" like a Polish baked good.

The amount that they walked today keeps getting longer. By the time this livestream ends, they will have ran a marathon.

Will says the fan saved his butt. It's not that big of a fan, Will. You would need a windmill. Maybe a windmill farm.

Will says hotel hospitality isn't what it used to be. You mean hotels don't cater to high rollers in a 15-year-old car and a cooler of Mtn Lightnin?

Will says the manager of last night's hotel wasn't around to solve his problems. He was probably stabbed or shot.

YES! More light house videos! What I really want is more well videos.

Apparently "high-end hotels" have ceiling fans. You know what high end hotels don't have? Will and Dawn.

Will and Dawn went to England?!? I had no idea. Why has no one ever mentioned this before?

Will doesn't like a lot of stuff. Which is good because he doesn't have the money to buy anything. So that worked out well.

Every time Will says, "I talk to other creators," I hear, "So I was badgering Adam the Woo..."

When Will says he's having the time of his life. He's seeing things that he's never seen before. Definitely not his feet.

Will is such a carny. Will says they were running for 12 hours, implying that he worked for 12 hours. What really happened is that he's been awake for 12 hours. Being awake counts as work for Will. The clock never stops. Lunch = work. Dinner = work. Driving = work. He knows that his life is easy, but he has to pretend he works so old shut-ins will send them money. Old idiots may fall for it, but people who haven't paid to go to Monster Jam (I got free tickets) see right through you and your cheap lies.

We're past 50 pages. duck. Alright. I'll fuckin recap this tit. This one is not going to be fun. Give me a minute to find something that would make Denise420 complete a whole sentence. I need to get into the proper frame of mind. Does anyone have Tony 5000's number?
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Well Done, Well Done. LOL. I like the way you go with the flow on these two Grifters.
 
Alright. It wasn't easy, but the new recap is up. Call me Seinfeld because I just spent years talking about nothing.

Seriously, I did my best. I hope you like it. It's just that they did so little and put forth such little effort, that it took a lot to find some good stuff to satirize. How sad that I put more effort into Will's channel than he does. Wait. Who's the dumb one here?

If you like wells, goats and picking up condom wrappers in the field of a drive-in movie (and who doesn't?) then you are going to be happier than Denise spooning the cocaine bear.

Yankees in the South #24 Well --> Will --> Whale

Let's hear it for @Where's My Postcard? for the very out of the box (but in the well) idea for a title thread. If I can offer you a bit of advice, gentle reader. If you ever find yourself unable to sleep, never start recapping the activities of two people who look like they were engineered in...
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