Yankee in the South #39 The Only Plaque is on Will's Teeth

[Furmingos]

Willl sure talked a lot about his birthday for a guy who doesn’t care about his birthday.

You knowen he will book a cruise for his bday. He always has to top Dong's bday.
He can no longer just settle for the usual ribeye and loaded tater at Texas Roadhouse paid for by Momma.

 

[Murray9000]

Willl sure talked a lot about his birthday for a guy who doesn’t care about his birthday.

Children generally care about birthdays more than adults.

 

[yanasi]

Children generally care about birthdays more than adults.

One of the things that stuck with me from the liestream when he was talking about it, he was talking about how after the holidays people are trying to get back to work but then here comes Willl’s birthday. I thought to myself, why would he think that mattered to anybody? It definitely doesn’t matter to anyone other than his mom, and in his mid 40’s, it should just be another day to him, but we all know Willl loves to salabrate himself.

 

[Its Got Flavur]

When Will said that they may be hosted by Virgin (which he backtracked on later), I wondered why Virgin would reach out to Ma and Pa Kettle.

Assuming Will isn't lying, this may be the answer:

Virgin Voyages admits sex kits were a mistake

Ten years since its launch, we ask whether Richard Branson’s efforts to attract millennials to cruises has been a success

www.telegraph.co.uk

Virgin wants to get the word out in order to rehab their image. Will is going to be disappointed. It's no longer targeted at swingers.

 

[yanasi]

When Will said that they may be hosted by Virgin (which he backtracked on later), I wondered why Virgin would reach out to Ma and Pa Kettle.

Assuming Will isn't lying, this may be the answer:

Virgin Voyages admits sex kits were a mistake

Ten years since its launch, we ask whether Richard Branson’s efforts to attract millennials to cruises has been a success

www.telegraph.co.uk

Virgin wants to get the word out in order to rehab their image. Will is going to be disappointed. It's no longer targeted at swingers.

It’s pretty fascinating to me how interested Willl is in being in proximity of people who may or may not be swapping partners. It’s not like he can see them, so it seems like a pretty odd thing to plan trips around, which he clearly does, well that and self serve buffets. Wait until he figures out that kind of thing goes on every day in the Smokies, and everywhere else for that matter.

 

[Furmingos]

It’s pretty fascinating to me how interested Willl is in being in proximity of people who may or may not be swapping partners. It’s not like he can see them, so it seems like a pretty odd thing to plan trips around, which he clearly does, well that and self serve buffets. Wait until he figures out that kind of thing goes on every day in the Smokies, and everywhere else for that matter.

I think he more just acts scared of swingers just to appeal to his pearl-clutching stans. There's no way a 50 year old couple would really sneak around all the cruise hallways giggling and looking for upside-down pineapples on all the doors. So childish!!
And what is Dong talking about when she says Virgin has mattresses on the floor that she hates? I've never seen a Virgin cabin that has this, they're all regular high mattresses.
The hippos should be more afraid of the hammock swing chair on the bellcony that wouldn't hold their fat asses. Their immense weight would rip the hammock right out of the ceiling sending them crashiing down on their bellcony and hopefully down to Davy Jones' locker.
Virgin must be extremely desperate if they ever comp YITS. Honestly I hope these two old hillbilliies take a Virgin Cruise; they would be so out of their element and it would be funny to hear all the lies Willy would make up to make excuses for how great it is even though they hated it.

 

[SlothyTheSloth]

I'm going to have to stop reading here for a few pages - I'm getting seriously skeeved out with the talk about WiLLLLL and swingers.

Me thinks he doth protest too much and if invited, he wouldn’t hesitate and would somehow convince Dong it was something she wanted to try.

 

[Furmingos]

Me thinks he doth protest too much and if invited, he wouldn’t hesitate and would somehow convince Dong it was something she wanted to try.

Nah, I have no doubt William Grace is a 46 year old virgin.
Dong was previously married though, and at least did it once before her eyes bugged out and she made childish faces and soon divorced.

 

[Its Got Flavur]

From what I understand, there are some inside, I believe single occupancy, cabins where you have a futon instead of a bed. Your cabin steward lays it out and turns it back into a couch every day.

 

[Cocobean9]

I figured whatever Dawn was yapping about re: Virgin cruises and mattresses on the floor was wrong. You could tell Will wanted her to shut up. My brain instantly malfunctions at the thought of these two bumping uglies

 

[peteykirch]

Will doesn't give me swinger vibes in the partaking department, but he does give me vibes of a cuckold who would get off on seeing Dong getting railroaded by multiple men.

 

[Murray9000]

It’s pretty fascinating to me how interested Willl is in being in proximity of people who may or may not be swapping partners. It’s not like he can see them, so it seems like a pretty odd thing to plan trips around, which he clearly does, well that and self serve buffets. Wait until he figures out that kind of thing goes on every day in the Smokies, and everywhere else for that matter.

I have to be totally honest. If I was married to Dawn....or Will....I would forget about the door magnets and wear this costume the entire cruise.... while standing on my head.

Thinking about it a little more......forget the entire cruise.....I would wear this costume 365 days a year.

 

[yanasi]

Does anybody else remember the times Willl would accidentally drive to brothels by mistake but since he was there, filmed them anyway. Or the times he would choose a shady moletel and go on and on about the prostitutes. Remember when he intentionally didn’t finish his food at the Heart Attack Grill so he could show us what it’s like to get spanked.

 

[Furmingos]

Well it wouldn't surprise me if Will copied his hero Adam and patronized some underage OF models. Although, as usual, the cheapass would probably just fondle all the merchandise and never actually buy it.

 

[Where's My Postcard?]

Well it wouldn't surprise me if Will copied his hero Adam and patronized some underage OF models. Although, as usual, the cheapass would probably just fondle all the merchandise and never actually buy it.

I can bet you that he's already "suscribed" to that barely legal redhead seen with ATW last week.

 

[yanasi]

I can bet you that he's already "suscribed" to that barely legal redhead seen with ATW last week.

The way he drones on and on about their friendship, I’m sure he’s just glad to help out the “friend of his friend,” and toss her a few bucks, ya know to help out another creator.

 

[Johnny_Carneeno]

all this talk about Willy's fantasy of being seduced by swinger's on a cruise has me nauseous ain't nobody and I mean NOBODY volunteering for that, and OF would charge him 6x as much

 

[Nate's Top Button]

Me thinks he doth protest too much and if invited, he wouldn’t hesitate and would somehow convince Dong it was something she wanted to try.

Maybe he propositioned Chris and Mindy and that's what killed their friendship.

 

[Its Got Flavur]

Will wonders if The Flintstones vehicles are screen used. No, Will, like The Mystery Machine, it was used in the cartoons.

There's the car from the Harry Potter movie. Just one, Will?

"Alfred Neuman" from Magazine. "What no worry?", according to Will

Of course Will needs to brag about The Louvre, England and Abby Road. Never miss a chance to brag.

"This is when cars were starting to....uh....yeah." - Will Grace

Will says they have other things to do. Then he says they're just going back to the timeshare.

They met some YouTubers who do a channel for children. They wear all pink. Dawn says she was intrigued. Of course. They do a channel targeted at children. Obviously it works!

Dawn isn't happy that it's allegedly taken three hours to walk through the car collection.

It's probably worth the money if you like cars. A backhanded compliment from Dawn. For a little more they could have found a Groupon for SeaWorld. Of course, because of his dad, Will has to go see cars. Who cares what Dawn likes? Not Will.

 

[scopeyscope]

I bet Wills hard drive is telling