Yankee in the South #27 Suzanne Somers passed away inside The Apple Barn when it closed down

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Boobzmagee said:
These bleeping sheep bitching about no microwave in the room and how expensive the rooms are. I know the first thing I ask about is a microwave when I book a room.
And why is he asking for feedback about the lodge? Does he work for DW now? Is Dolly herself asking the TN liar for marketing help?
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No need for a damn Oster microwave you lowclass, unworldly, bum. Heartsong is an upscale resort with room service, personal concierge, and full-service restaurants. It's not a crappy WillMotel with a free continental breakfast that Freeloader Willy can stuff his fat-ass pockets with breakfast sandwidges for all his "midnight snacks". That's why he's mad! Stay in your slow lane and quit yer bitching. That place was not built for you, and you have no even business reviewing it!
 
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So willy reveals his secret to his success. He talks about DW, asks for his friends feedback and then reels them in by saying that someone from DW is probably listening and will take their suggestions to heart. So he lies to all these idiots and leads them on by saying what they have to say matters. 🤔
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Ridgedy Noodles said:
I’ve never NEEDED a microwave in a hotel. If I envisioned a situation wherein I did need one , I would figure that out in advance of the booking. How is this complicated? Also what “nice dress up clothes” did he wear?
He’s such a self righteous piece of tit.
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You mean you don't look across the street for a 7-11 before you book your motel rooms like Free Willy? Late night he walks waddles over to buy frozen burritos to microwave in his room to eat in bed with his dozens of bags of chips.
BTW, midnight snacks don't count on their fake-diet app. It's not a "meal".
In the morning, he walks waddles back over to buy his morning Dew to wash down all his stolen breakfast sandwidges.

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Johnny_Carneeno said:
I'm trying to imagine Dawn listening to slipknot🤣🤣🤣
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Willy only likes Slayer
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Its Got Flavur said:
I can't wait to see their Halloween costumes. I'm guessing it's Will and Dawn.
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Dummy Dong always has the worst Halloween costumes ever. She'll wear like a normal Peanuts t-shirt and waddle around telling everyone she's Lucy.
Willy only has a tight, smelly, Bucee's onezie, that he's way too fat now for. But he will squeeze into it on Halloween just because I just said that. Living free in his head! CATS are the only ones who ever had cool inventive costumes. Too bad YITS has absolutely no fwends anymore. Willy will just bring his Mommy and sister out so they can pay for the candy that Donger steamrolls innocent children with.
 
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