larrybluebird
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As always, perfection. If this were a newsletter, I would subscribe.That's an arts district?!
I thought it was just a bunch of tacky crap on people's lawns. I thought maybe some swap meets. Nope. I was wrong. That's art.
"OH. MY. GOODNESS." has always been in Will's vocabulary, but it seems like he's using it more and more these days. It's catching up on "there's nothing like". But the winner of this vlog is "UNIQUE". He always puts emphasis on UNIQUE.
That black bear story AGAIN.
Is Dawn guilty of something or constipated? She's always looking away with a miserable or maybe guilty look on her face.
Will's haircut is so bad. It's uneven with little random hairs sticking out. If I didn't know better, I'd say he was trying to work a Make A Wish scam.
That candle store with all of the "NO!" signs out front. They seem pleasant.
What is the deal with those bleeping face jugs? They are hideous and ridiculously expensive.
The place with the people candles had a nativity scene. Would it be blasphemous to light them?
Why didn't Will buy a belt? Aren't his pants falling down?
Dawn heard Will say "family photo". That was the trigger word for her to jump in the picture. Good, Dawn. *pats on head*
"There's nothing like fall." Will points the camera down to the asphalt with five leaves on the ground.
If Will and Dawn remade the pottery scene from "Ghost", the song playing would be "Unbrained Melody".
How would you know if Ghost Dawn was haunting you? She'd just stand there saying nothing. "Are you haunting us, Dawn?" "Yeah." *thumbs up*
That highway isn't "tight". It's just a road, Will.
That art studio looked like it was an exhibit at the fair.
Those candle people would look good in a variety of homes, single or double wide.
Dawn demonstrating her action when she showed us how she rode the swing. I've seen dead fish that move more. Will would ride it for Adam.
Dawn looks so skinny, doesn't she?
Will just reading the signs with words easy enough for him to read out loud.
Alewine is pronounced "An-u-wine"?
Red Oak Bistro. Will reads the sign but he skips "Tapas" because he doesn't know that word.
Dawn's grandpa made little windmills with moving characters on top. Apparently he had time when he wasn't sharpening chainsaws or rescuing Dawn from the well.
There was no "vinaigrette" on the Olive Oil store sign. Will just adds words.
The Split Rail menu isn't exactly diet friendly foods. Will got a turkey sandwich with bacon, sauteed mushrooms, mayo and apple butter on the roll. Dawn got the quesadilla on a "buttery tortilla". I'm sure both were just 200 calories on the app. The only "big meal" they'll have today. Meaning, they will just call their trip to Taco Bell the "small meal" of the day.
Dawn says her food was "good" and "piping hot". Working her fingers to the bone.
Dawn hid her cell phone rather quickly. I wonder if the stickers on the back contain personal information. Probably "My name is Dawn Grace. Please return to my crappy home with the pickup on the lawn and the deck falling apart."
Wrapping up, Dawn says yet again, "Food come out hot! Grilled Cheese! Quesadilla grilled... chicken." Thanks, Dawn.
I'm amazed Dawn remembers where she got married. Actually, the only thing she remembers is a spider.
I thought their reception got screwed up?
"A great place to take photos!", says Will standing in front of a retention pond. Beautiful.
All of those stores are popular with the old and very old alike.
Also, a closer look at Will’s insane “hair cut”:
Did he ask Dawn to keep it long at the sideburns? Is he really so cheap he can’t spend $20 on a decent cut?