Yankee in the South #27 Suzanne Somers passed away inside The Apple Barn when it closed down

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I guess because I wanted to torture myself this evening, I watched the newest video ... muted, with closed captioning on, and at 1.75 speed.

Here's the short version: Watch us grope merchandise we won't be buying, look at our little (big) lunch, Dawn lost weight, watch us fondle treats we won't be buying ... make sure to subscribe and like for more avenchures.

Why does Dawn squint so much? Is she in pain?

Paula Deen's is too much food for them? It's served family-style and while you can ask your server for refills of the entrees and/or side dishes that you've selected, they don't tie you to a trough and force you to eat a set amount of food. You're allowed to say, "No thank you, we've had enough." Why does Will feel the need to paw at merchandise he isn't going to purchase?

Dawn has a sourpuss expression in Ole Smoky Tennessee Moonshine. Will mentions, a second time, that you can smell the moonshine and his mom does a sort of bug eye/eye roll. I wonder, does someone have a drinking problem? Sidenote: I've been in there, and the moonshine smell isn't so strong that I would comment on it twice. I prefer Old Forge Distillery and Sugarlands myself but Ole Smoky is good. I think it's worth a stop. Maybe I have a drinking problem? After this video, I might.

Will brings up, on camera, that which Will continually insists is just for them. For this, I decided I hadn't tortured myself enough and I slowed the speed down and unmuted it. Will says to Dawn that he can tell she's lost "a lot of weight." She does her arm lift that so many of you here enjoy and says, "Yep, 34 pounds." Will repeats 34 pounds and says, "That's amazing. You're looking good" and then she takes a small bow. Fishing for compliments? I'm sorry, but I just don't see a 34-pound weight loss.

It doesn't look like they carried out any leftovers from Timberwood Grill so are all three members of the Clean Plate Club? And that Dutch Oven Chicken Pot Pie? I used to be able to eat like that. In the last 30 days, I've lost 10 pounds, hoping for another 10. I have to eat smaller meals now. If I have a big meal like that I end up with stomach pains/cramps and that's all I'll say (any more is TMI). But she can eat like that - a big, rich meal - and has lost 34 pounds? How does her stomach not hurt? And all the calories and the carbs? It just doesn't seem likely. Will made sure to show that their beverage was clear, I presume it was water and not Sprite.

Off to The Bakesale where Will fondles multiple treats while on the hunt for "seasonable treats." And then Big Rock Candy Kitchen where Dawn picks up candies with next being Emory 5 - 10 where even more merchandise is molested. Seriously, why do they maul everything? It's like they're toddlers and their parents just let them grab everything they can reach. Sure, people touch things in stores but I don't know anyone who touches so many things that they aren't going to buy, especially food items.

I don't remember when it was first bought up, but that certain smirk Will has, what is that? His gloating smirk? One of his tells for when he's being less than truthful? It's not pleasant, I know that.
 
How fun! Will, Mom and Dawn went shopping at The Island. I'm guessing Sierra couldn't come because she wouldn't be allowed into Paula Deen's Restaurant? (I'm just kidding.)

Dawn got The Dutch Oven Pot Pie? That's unusual. It's usually Will who gets the dutch oven from Dawn every night. Let 'er rip, potato chip!

Will up to his old, sneaky tricks: he called sweet potato fries just "sweet potatoes" as a way to hide the fact that he ordered french fries. A lie by omission yet again. Nice try, Will.

Will just walks through the same places saying the same things, reading the same signs and repeating the same tired phrases. There's nothing like Will on autopilot.

Will complimented Dawn on her "34lbs weight loss". Dawn didn't compliment Will. I thought it was interesting that she wore the same t-shirt she wore on NYE over 10 months ago and it's still tight. Wasn't that around the same time when the airplane seatbelt was supposedly so tight it changed their lives forever? If the tshirt from last year is still tight, I don't think Dawn has lost much, if any, weight.
 
scopeyscope said:
I think she really honestly wanted it and she would have begged for it had it fit
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Dawn has no allowance so she has to bow her head in disappointment to this jerk all the time. Willy boy loves the power he has over her. That's why he married her. Control and power. He's such a narcissist. Sadly it's to late for Dawn. She's in the YouTube thick of it with her Boss not her husband.Can all you people out there imagine living like this. Never mind, time for a cold one.
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Its Got Flavur said:
How fun! Will, Mom and Dawn went shopping at The Island. I'm guessing Sierra couldn't come because she wouldn't be allowed into Paula Deen's Restaurant? (I'm just kidding.)

Dawn got The Dutch Oven Pot Pie? That's unusual. It's usually Will who gets the dutch oven from Dawn every night. Let 'er rip, potato chip!

Will up to his old, sneaky tricks: he called sweet potato fries just "sweet potatoes" as a way to hide the fact that he ordered french fries. A lie by omission yet again. Nice try, Will.

Will just walks through the same places saying the same things, reading the same signs and repeating the same tired phrases. There's nothing like Will on autopilot.

Will complimented Dawn on her "34lbs weight loss". Dawn didn't compliment Will. I thought it was interesting that she wore the same t-shirt she wore on NYE over 10 months ago and it's still tight. Wasn't that around the same time when the airplane seatbelt was supposedly so tight it changed their lives forever? If the tshirt from last year is still tight, I don't think Dawn has lost much, if any, weight.
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It's brain loss, not weight loss. wrong diet Willy Boy. Read a paperback or hardback book on dieting. You all know will doesn't read so that's dead in the water. or should I say dead in the DEW.
 
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He also doesn't have any more cheap prize or contest ideas. That's why he asked for suggestions. Unfortunately, the ideas that were submitted probably required effort and cost more than $5 each. I wouldn't be surprised if Will says the last contest and prizes were so popular that everyone that they talked to asked Will and Dawn for another opportunity to do the exact same thing again!
 
Boobzmagee said:
So it's Thursday and still no 92k giveaway announcement? Waiting on that YT check? Trying to figure out how to avoid shipping costs? I assume he will just try to do gift cards again. Since the postage is much cheaper than a big box of crap.
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My guess is that willy will come on his Sunday night livestream and say they have been really busy with famuly stuff and what not, and he has decided that he will wait and do a drawing at 93k for both reaching 92 and 93.
 
C-Diddy Dawg said:
No way Willy ponies up the money to stay at the new Heartsong Lodge at Dollywood. I considered staying the first night for my channel, but the rooms run between 300-400 with pass holder discount. He's not going to pay that.
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He paid to stay at that gaudy hotel in Michigan. Don’t underestimate what he will grift from his mom.
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New video up. artist loop. I wonder how much merchandise he will paw
 
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“arse and craffs loop”.
So, are the Halloween candles “fun”? Because they look like they’re up to no good huh huh huh.
What is all that weird tit he said about haunting each other at the pottery class like Patrick Swayzee in Ghost.
That one blackface (!!) pottery that he said was $225 dollars is worth more than both of their cars.
I might have to turn this one off. I LOVE the arts and crafts loop and so far, they’re still on 321 and not even on the actual loop. He acts like they go to Glades all the time and they clearly do not. I don’t think I can handle watching them eat at Split Rail, which is a good place.
 
So he goes into one store and says that they have one of a kind candles, which are just like the candles of the previous store that he came out of.

I’m not gonna lie the food actually looked decent compared to most of the crappy places they eat. Her quesadilla look a little bit greasy but that happens sometimes. I’m not gonna lie, his sandwich looks good, it is not healthy but it looks good.
 
That's an arts district?!

I thought it was just a bunch of tacky crap on people's lawns. I thought maybe some swap meets. Nope. I was wrong. That's art.

"OH. MY. GOODNESS." has always been in Will's vocabulary, but it seems like he's using it more and more these days. It's catching up on "there's nothing like". But the winner of this vlog is "UNIQUE". He always puts emphasis on UNIQUE.

That black bear story AGAIN.

Is Dawn guilty of something or constipated? She's always looking away with a miserable or maybe guilty look on her face.

Will's haircut is so bad. It's uneven with little random hairs sticking out. If I didn't know better, I'd say he was trying to work a Make A Wish scam.

That candle store with all of the "NO!" signs out front. They seem pleasant.

What is the deal with those bleeping face jugs? They are hideous and ridiculously expensive.

The place with the people candles had a nativity scene. Would it be blasphemous to light them?

Why didn't Will buy a belt? Aren't his pants falling down?

Dawn heard Will say "family photo". That was the trigger word for her to jump in the picture. Good, Dawn. *pats on head*

"There's nothing like fall." Will points the camera down to the asphalt with five leaves on the ground.

If Will and Dawn remade the pottery scene from "Ghost", the song playing would be "Unbrained Melody".

How would you know if Ghost Dawn was haunting you? She'd just stand there saying nothing. "Are you haunting us, Dawn?" "Yeah." *thumbs up*

That highway isn't "tight". It's just a road, Will.

That art studio looked like it was an exhibit at the fair.

Those candle people would look good in a variety of homes, single or double wide.

Dawn demonstrating her action when she showed us how she rode the swing. I've seen dead fish that move more. Will would ride it for Adam.

Dawn looks so skinny, doesn't she?

Will just reading the signs with words easy enough for him to read out loud.

Alewine is pronounced "An-u-wine"?

Red Oak Bistro. Will reads the sign but he skips "Tapas" because he doesn't know that word.

Dawn's grandpa made little windmills with moving characters on top. Apparently he had time when he wasn't sharpening chainsaws or rescuing Dawn from the well.

There was no "vinaigrette" on the Olive Oil store sign. Will just adds words.

The Split Rail menu isn't exactly diet friendly foods. Will got a turkey sandwich with bacon, sauteed mushrooms, mayo and apple butter on the roll. Dawn got the quesadilla on a "buttery tortilla". I'm sure both were just 200 calories on the app. The only "big meal" they'll have today. Meaning, they will just call their trip to Taco Bell the "small meal" of the day.

Dawn says her food was "good" and "piping hot". Working her fingers to the bone.

Dawn hid her cell phone rather quickly. I wonder if the stickers on the back contain personal information. Probably "My name is Dawn Grace. Please return to my crappy home with the pickup on the lawn and the deck falling apart."

Wrapping up, Dawn says yet again, "Food come out hot! Grilled Cheese! Quesadilla grilled... chicken." Thanks, Dawn.

I'm amazed Dawn remembers where she got married. Actually, the only thing she remembers is a spider.

I thought their reception got screwed up?

"A great place to take photos!", says Will standing in front of a retention pond. Beautiful.

All of those stores are popular with the old and very old alike.
 
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