WhatMummyMakes #8 Raisins and mayo are foods of the devil, but pastry and cheese are simply next level!

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Omg it’s you! move over here and do our recaps too ❤

Noooooo I struggle with what to write for Hinch! She’s so bloody boring now!

Over here it would be -

Moaned about bacon
Nini is my best friend
Boomerang
National Trust
Mum guilt cucumber
Cake ‘for balance’
Boomerang
Nails
‘When I can move house’
National Trust
How dare you say my Nini should have routine
Mum guilt broccoli
 
Here we go, 'lemme' guess the questions:
Are there any slow cooker recipes?
Do you have any substitutions for allergy's?
Not a question but just wanted to say you are so amazing blah blah blah 🙄
Ps that cover is not good, I don't know why she insists on being on them, along with the name it looks like it's going to be an unhealthy book when it claims to be healthy recipes.
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A Rebecca and mynini travel series 🙄 Gaddd she really is an insufferable bleep
I mean what do we need on our travel series…
1) a map of all the locations of National trust parks in the UK
2) a tit ton of petrol to drive for hours to frolic about in some trees
3) a bag of cheese and pastry
4) boomerang app
5) money for take away on way home because we’re too bleeping lazy to cook

hardly bloody inspirational is it, it’s all the same crap she does barley anything child friendly but going to a park or eating cake
 
Laughing that one of the questions she addressed is about calorie counting and low sugar recipes when really if you are looking for actual healthy recipes, don’t look to our bex for this. The cover says it all. I remember having the first book and cooking one of the recipes that was only ok but I thought Christ if I cook like this every time I’ll pile on the pounds.

regarding her inspirational travel series with Nina, like someone else said, she is never actually prepared when they go out!! How is it inspirational to see her go to the same non kid friendly place and shopping centres?! Literally this woman lives in a vacuum.
 
She's 29?!

Edit to add context. I just read this article:
 
How airbrushed is that book cover photo!!! 😂

She's 29?!

Edit to add context. I just read this article:
I know! You’d literally think she was 59 the way she acts. I’m 29 this year and I couldn’t be more different than her!!!
 
How airbrushed is that book cover photo!!! 😂


I know! You’d literally think she was 59 the way she acts. I’m 29 this year and I couldn’t be more different than her!!!
Her eyebrows aren't quite as scary as usual.but jeez does she ever look half decent in pictures she isn't a good advert for a family cook book.
Plus 29 you having a laugh I never met a 29tr old like her . I am 40 and she more like my grandma
 
Her eyebrows aren't quite as scary as usual.but jeez does she ever look half decent in pictures she isn't a good advert for a family cook book.
Plus 29 you having a laugh I never met a 29tr old like her . I am 40 and she more like my grandma
I was just about to write that she looks older than 40. I don't know anyone my age (40's) that looks or dresses as old as her.
She's 30 or 31, she stayed in a hotel for her 30th and the other even got a mention.
 
Rebecca nobody wants a travel series. It’s literally be a tour of the Carlisle Costa’s.

can’t be done with the smug “I’m not a mean mum” comment. Touched a nerve eh. Maybe because taking your child away from an opportunity to engage withkids her own age should be for more important reasons than you having no friends, to go play on parks by herself at a national trust site or sit in the back seat of a car for hours on end.

also that book cover is NOT flattering to her at all. Still can’t understand why she moved away from the whatmummymakes brand that she’s established
 
It could be staged like ‘The Trip’ with her and Minini sitting across from each other in various National trust cafes, getting toasties in Costa and being in the car for drive~through McDonalds, then in a hotel breakfast room demanding burnt bacon. With Becky parroting ‘are you having a lovely time Nini? Is this the best day?’ and Nini just staring sadly into the middle distance imagining she was in the park with some mates…

I mean one episode of that might be quite funny as a parody 🤣
 
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