What is the pettiest thing you've ever done? #2

[Ruby’s mum]

The one good thing about working in customer services is that there are all manner of petty ways of getting your own back at hole customers without them knowing or being able to do a damn thing about it. Passive aggression at its finest!

 

[Just having a nose]

The one good thing about working in customer services is that there are all manner of petty ways of getting your own back at hole customers without them knowing or being able to do a damn thing about it. Passive aggression at its finest!

When I was cabin crew I did all manner of petty things to customers and it filled me with joy ever single flight.
One time, during boarding this man walked on and I said good morning sir and he looked at me and said in a high pitched mocking tone ‘chicken or beef chicken or beef’ basically mocking my job and what I was there for. I was stunned and raging I was so angry the whole flight. Suddenly we had some turbulence and had to secure the cabin, decided to take a glass of red wine through with me and pretended the turbulence made me lose control and spilt the entire thing in his lap. Did the same thing with tomato juice once too to a guy who walked through the galley after the service and said to his kid ‘oh look now it’s the slaves turn to eat’ whilst we were all sat having a dinner.

Not to mention the countless times I slammed the trolley into rude customers legs whilst they were sleeping and would say in my sickly sweet service voice ‘oh just mind your feet there please!’ And flounce off

 

[ChastityDingle]

There used to be a thread on Reddit about hole Tax, basically the way that staff in customer service roles exacted revenge on people who were crappy to them.

 

[Falkor]

When I was cabin crew I did all manner of petty things to customers and it filled me with joy ever single flight.
One time, during boarding this man walked on and I said good morning sir and he looked at me and said in a high pitched mocking tone ‘chicken or beef chicken or beef’ basically mocking my job and what I was there for. I was stunned and raging I was so angry the whole flight. Suddenly we had some turbulence and had to secure the cabin, decided to take a glass of red wine through with me and pretended the turbulence made me lose control and spilt the entire thing in his lap. Did the same thing with tomato juice once too to a guy who walked through the galley after the service and said to his kid ‘oh look now it’s the slaves turn to eat’ whilst we were all sat having a dinner.

Not to mention the countless times I slammed the trolley into rude customers legs whilst they were sleeping and would say in my sickly sweet service voice ‘oh just mind your feet there please!’ And flounce off

I'm flying to India quite a lot for work at the moment - I have a friend who is cabin crew, flying long haul, and the one thing I have learned from her is to get a big bag of chocolates from duty free and give them to the crew once I'm in my seat! She says they always have a bag of something on the go in the galley and I know how flipping hard they work to look after everyone.

 

[Sketchy]

If you make drinks for people, never offer him one

No, most definitely DO make him one ... make it nice & 'frothy'.
Then sit back and smile as you watch him savour every sip.

 

[OnlyHereForTheLolz]

No, most definitely DO make him one ... make it nice & 'frothy'.
Then sit back and smile as you watch him savour every sip.

If you mean by frothy - spit in it - then you don't know what petty is.

 

[Just having a nose]

I'm flying to India quite a lot for work at the moment - I have a friend who is cabin crew, flying long haul, and the one thing I have learned from her is to get a big bag of chocolates from duty free and give them to the crew once I'm in my seat! She says they always have a bag of something on the go in the galley and I know how flipping hard they work to look after everyone.

Please continue to do this it was like Christmas Day whenever anyone bought us chocolates it was like we had never been fed! Yep you’re right! I’m a nurse now and I still say to everyone that job was harder because of the lack of respect and believe it or not i probably saw more bodily fluids as crew sometimes I used to think if god forbid we crash land im opening the door letting the women and kids out and shutting the door on the rest

 

[Falkor]

Please continue to do this it was like Christmas Day whenever anyone bought us chocolates it was like we had never been fed! Yep you’re right! I’m a nurse now and I still say to everyone that job was harder because of the lack of respect and believe it or not i probably saw more bodily fluids as crew sometimes I used to think if god forbid we crash land im opening the door letting the women and kids out and shutting the door on the rest

Oh, I always will, it quite often gets me the posh White Company bag of toiletries from business as a thank-you and I like the socks But no, they earn every mouthful, it's an incredibly hard job.

 

[Libbub]

If you mean by frothy - spit in it - then you don't know what petty is.

Personally I'd piss in a bottle and take it in with me and make him coffees all day long. You're welcome

 

[OnlyHereForTheLolz]

Personally I'd piss in a bottle and take it in with me and make him coffees all day long. You're welcome ☺

Yeah, now it's criminal behaviour and if you ever did it I hope the old two-tier system gets you

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Years ago, I was walking down the street and a bit in front I noticed a woman who had her dress tucked in her knickers at the back. I figured she must have gone to the loo and not adjusted herself properly. I hurried to where she was and said 'excuse me' a couple of times, I was planning to say really discreetly that she would need to adjust her dress at the back as it was tucked in. Anyway, I tried getting her attention to no avail. In the end, I tapped her on the shoulder, she turned round and bellowed 'what the duck do you want'. I said 'nothing, I thought you were someone I know' and walked off. Rude witch can tuck her dress into her knickers any time, I won't be helping her............

 

[pommynoir]

Years ago, I was walking down the street and a bit in front I noticed a woman who had her dress tucked in her knickers at the back. I figured she must have gone to the loo and not adjusted herself properly. I hurried to where she was and said 'excuse me' a couple of times, I was planning to say really discreetly that she would need to adjust her dress at the back as it was tucked in. Anyway, I tried getting her attention to no avail. In the end, I tapped her on the shoulder, she turned round and bellowed 'what the duck do you want'. I said 'nothing, I thought you were someone I know' and walked off. Rude witch can tuck her dress into her knickers any time, I won't be helping her............

I have a similar story, people are weird.

I was in Joe and the Juice last Christmas, the one behind selfridges so super busy and this girl was in with her friends. She was dressed in this gorgeous cream outfit and she had come on her period. I noticed as I was sat down and her bum was at my eyeline at the till. I went and told her discreetly and she thanked me and put her scarf around her bum.
Her friends asked her what I said and when she told them they checked and said there was no stains (there absolutely was ) and that I was lying. She took the scarf off and walked past me and called me a weirdo.

I felt a bit sorry for her but also delighted that her karma was going to be walking around Oxford st like that and hoped to duck she regretted calling me a weirdo when she finally went toilet and saw.

 

[cococookie]

I have a similar story, people are weird.

I was in Joe and the Juice last Christmas, the one behind selfridges so super busy and this girl was in with her friends. She was dressed in this gorgeous cream outfit and she had come on her period. I noticed as I was sat down and her bum was at my eyeline at the till. I went and told her discreetly and she thanked me and put her scarf around her bum.
Her friends asked her what I said and when she told them they checked and said there was no stains (there absolutely was ) and that I was lying. She took the scarf off and walked past me and called me a weirdo.

I felt a bit sorry for her but also delighted that her karma was going to be walking around Oxford st like that and hoped to duck she regretted calling me a weirdo when she finally went toilet and saw.

I bet she was fuming with her friends when she realised you weren’t lying

 

[pommynoir]

I bet she was fuming with her friends when she realised you weren’t lying

Wish I was a fly on the wall

 

[sassmaster3000]

I’m going to an open home tomorrow for a property I have already put an offer in and fallen in love with - any ideas on things I can do to make the open home less desirable?

Thinking I could either loudly say stuff like “oh that wall looks wonky” etc, or go the other way and pretend to be a crazy neighbour.

Realistically I will do nothing but I am just intruiged by the imagination in this thread!

 

[Mamacita]

I’m going to an open home tomorrow for a property I have already put an offer in and fallen in love with - any ideas on things I can do to make the open home less desirable?

Thinking I could either loudly say stuff like “oh that wall looks wonky” etc, or go the other way and pretend to be a crazy neighbour.

Realistically I will do nothing but I am just intruiged by the imagination in this thread!

I mean if you can come up with more things to loudly say that realistically could put people off then that's fair game things like oh I'm not really sure about this garden getting the right amount of sun , the lightening in this room won't be great etc. Just don't put yourself off by accident

 

[Just having a nose]

I’m going to an open home tomorrow for a property I have already put an offer in and fallen in love with - any ideas on things I can do to make the open home less desirable?

Thinking I could either loudly say stuff like “oh that wall looks wonky” etc, or go the other way and pretend to be a crazy neighbour.

Realistically I will do nothing but I am just intruiged by the imagination in this thread!

Put chocolate raisins in the kitchen and the garden and tell everyone it looks like rat tit.

 

[Pesky Tarian]

I’m going to an open home tomorrow for a property I have already put an offer in and fallen in love with - any ideas on things I can do to make the open home less desirable?

Thinking I could either loudly say stuff like “oh that wall looks wonky” etc, or go the other way and pretend to be a crazy neighbour.

Realistically I will do nothing but I am just intruiged by the imagination in this thread!

Walk around saying can anyone else smell damp?? .

 

[rainbowlemon]

I mean if you can come up with more things to loudly say that realistically could put people off then that's fair game things like oh I'm not really sure about this garden getting the right amount of sun , the lightening in this room won't be great etc. Just don't put yourself off by accident

Turn up like an extra from the shameless family.

Bring a friend or two along to ask questions as well, pretending you don’t know each other to create the impression that others have noticed issues too.

 

[pommynoir]

I know it’s not to do with a petty thing I’ve done. But seen as you’re all petty queens (and kings), I thought this would be the best place to ask…

there’s a girl on tiktok who basically stalks her ex husband, pranking him repeatedly after he cheated and she left him. Videos are hilarious, but I’m cynical if they’re real.

does she have a thread? I need to discuss her