Welshrunner, kelloggsontherun #14 Going all in is getting long in the (dead) tooth

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So, I went to check out the comments on his last vlog, first up when I searched for The Welsh Runner was an ad for Zone 2 running 🤣
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There weren't many comments, mostly the usual fawning ones, then this one saying what we keep saying:
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And this was my favourite 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tits has a full time job 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Lemming312 said:
And this was my favourite 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tits has a full time job 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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He does! Professional fuckwit. Full time. All day, every day.
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In other news, Kels is looking for an Edinburgh marathon place. This could be it folks, the next BQ attempt could be on! I mean, it’s only 3 months away, and right now she can barely walk by the sound of it, but if she goes ALL IN and runs ALL THE MILES ……
 
Fake-It-Til-You-Bonk-It said:
He does! Professional fuckwit. Full time. All day, every day.
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In other news, Kels is looking for an Edinburgh marathon place. This could be it folks, the next BQ attempt could be on! I mean, it’s only 3 months away, and right now she can barely walk by the sound of it, but if she goes ALL IN and runs ALL THE MILES ……
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She also needs to roll the dice
 
Fake-It-Til-You-Bonk-It said:
He does! Professional fuckwit. Full time. All day, every day.
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In other news, Kels is looking for an Edinburgh marathon place. This could be it folks, the next BQ attempt could be on! I mean, it’s only 3 months away, and right now she can barely walk by the sound of it, but if she goes ALL IN and runs ALL THE MILES ……
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I did think Edinburgh might be on the cards as it's the latest of the spring marathons and still allows her time to train for a summer Tri and Autumn marathon. Whether she actually does any of them is a different story....
Any thoughts on her Tri? Will she go for Swansea, the one that Tits chickened out of, or one of the ones with a lake swim?
 
Fake-It-Til-You-Bonk-It said:
He does! Professional fuckwit. Full time. All day, every day.
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In other news, Kels is looking for an Edinburgh marathon place. This could be it folks, the next BQ attempt could be on! I mean, it’s only 3 months away, and right now she can barely walk by the sound of it, but if she goes ALL IN and runs ALL THE MILES ……
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Oh wow! I can’t wait for this!
Roll the dice guys she’s going all in!
Edinburgh series about to start before the Valencia series comes to a close 🤣
 
Wannabrunner39 said:
I’m presuming she tagged them in it whist asking if anyone was selling a place to get a freebie as from what I can see- there’s still places left and she could just buy a place?!
What predicted finish time do we think she’s going to put 🤔
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Entries are closed for the marathon but she's probably trying for a freebie by tagging them. I remember all the Insta runfluencers got free entries one year, they all posted about it for a week then it was never mentioned again. Don't know if any of them actually ran it.

I'm not sure if it's downhill, I've only run the half, it's definitely pretty flat (well, for someone living in Scotland it's flat).

She was so close to a BQ in Valencia I'm going to go with a 3:25 😏, but she'll bonk and end up with 5:00.
 
the_chafe_is_real said:
I came here because I just saw her story and hadn’t realised we had a new thread! I thought you were all quiet for the last two days! I just went ALL IN on a catch up.
So fresh off her downhill Parkrun PB, she’s choosing Edinburgh for her spring Bonkathon - isn’t it a bit of a downhill course?
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I’ve run the half a few times but I think they start the same. It’s a little bit downhill at the start but then there’s a horrible out and back section that begins from roughly the 10 mile mark. It’s actually a perfect course for her to run a positive split PB. I can envision 8mm to 13.1 and then 12-14mm second half
 
zebrabox said:
I’ve run the half a few times but I think they start the same. It’s a little bit downhill at the start but then there’s a horrible out and back section that begins from roughly the 10 mile mark. It’s actually a perfect course for her to run a positive split PB. I can envision 8mm to 13.1 and then 12-14mm second half
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Standard 🤣

I think we all need to go in on the guesses if she gets a place.
I reckon similar- a positive split for sure -with a walking / jogging/ crying second half and a 4 hour 25 finish with diabetes related reasons thrown out for how she was on for a BQ until she wasn’t 🤔🤣
 
Just got in and obviously the first thing I do is come on this thread. Check her stories and there’s nothing about Edinburgh. Has she deleted it?

Terrified of the bonk?
 
zetta buttons said:
Just got in and obviously the first thing I do is come on this thread. Check her stories and there’s nothing about Edinburgh. Has she deleted it?

Terrified of the bonk?
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Maybe from yesterday?? I did see it earlier but I didn't notice when it was posted.
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EverthingGlitters said:
Tits is mad! All that science for someone who is” nowhere near a professional, not fast enough” and what exactly is his full time job? Coaching????
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Well it's obviously not cleaning 🤣. I assume he thinks coaching is a full time job but I bet he only spends a couple of hours a day on it.
 
Lemming312 said:
Maybe from yesterday?? I did see it earlier but I didn't notice when it was posted.
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Well it's obviously not cleaning 🤣. I assume he thinks coaching is a full time job but I bet he only spends a couple of hours a day on it.
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Maybe. I’ve lost track of her stories I think. Or maybe she’s been gifted a place now and has taken it down because she doesn’t want anyone to remember her begging for it.

I’m furious about the full-time comment. He has no bleeping idea what a full time job entails at the moment. I wish I could do a job swap thing like that undercover boss on him and put him in a school/hospital/supermarket/care home for a week. Best of all, I’d dump him in an Amazon warehouse and leave him. See how he feels with a tracker on to prevent him doing what the f he wants whenever he wants. Then he’d know what full time bleeping work looked like.
 
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