Welshrunner, kelloggsontherun #13 Valencia, I think we have a problem!

[Boredatworktoday]

Almost certain that bottom right is an Ironman (or 70.3) email registration screenshot…

She can’t even complete a marathon without bonking - a triathlon of any distance will destroy her.

With the added addition of putting other people at risk in the water if she bonks early on.

focus on sorting out your running first, you are an ongoing embarrassment.

 

[bobbinz]

I’m still waiting for the Valencia debrief. YouTube is still headlined by the ‘MASSIVE PB just before the marathon”
(Also agree she must be injured? Why so evasive?)

 

[Been lurking]

And her swimming?

 

[Wannabrunner39]

I can’t wait for this journey you lovely lot!
Who do you think is more likely to reach their goal? Tits and his sub 2.20 or kels completing an iron man?!
Either way I’m here for each glorious event!!

Does a Ironman tend to have a cut off time? As I’m pretty sure she’ll be walking by the time it gets to the run….

 

[Humblebrag]

Another year of endless entertainment awaits with these two bellends

 

[kartoffelmash]

Does a Ironman tend to have a cut off time? As I’m pretty sure she’ll be walking by the time it gets to the run….

They’re very strict on cutoffs. Total time cutoffs and individual sport cutoffs and even if you’re a stronger runner and can make up time on the run, you can be pulled if you go over on the swim or cycle.

 

[Camperfan]

Unless she changes her training soon, the swim part won't be in a pool and the cycle part won't be on a static bike. So open water and actual road riding going to be a challenge whatever distance she does.
She's an even more deluded knob than we already thought her if she's going straight in with an Ironman. On the edge of my seat for Kel's 2024 goals drop.

 

[hollyhocks]

This show is getting boring. Every season is the same.

 

[eyethinkyousuck]

I can’t wait for this journey you lovely lot!
Who do you think is more likely to reach their goal? Tits and his sub 2.20 or kels completing an iron man?!

I’m more likely to take a tit that looks like the Mona Lisa than either one achieving their goals.

 

[Marinium]

If her diabetes destroyed her massive marathon PB (allegedly), we can only imagine what’s gonna happen in an Ironman.
I vote for a DNS, but she’s such a knob it wouldn’t surprise me if she starts and drops out after the swim cause she missed the cutoff her diabetes sadly played up again.

 

[RunRunRun]

If her diabetes destroyed her massive marathon PB (allegedly), we can only imagine what’s gonna happen in an Ironman.
I vote for a DNS, but she’s such a knob it wouldn’t surprise me if she starts and drops out after the swim cause she missed the cutoff her diabetes sadly played up again.

I also think DNS. She’ll try one non-pool swim, freak out, post something cryptic from doctors/hospital and then never mention it again.

 

[zetta buttons]

Wtf is this and why is it in a plastic colander?

ETA-it’s a bowl

 

[Magentamarathon]

Wtf is this and why is it in a plastic colander?

ETA-it’s a bowl
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Haha I thought it was a colander too!

 

[punter]

Me too!

 

[WeepingCassandra]

I also think DNS. She’ll try one non-pool swim, freak out, post something cryptic from doctors/hospital and then never mention it again.

Yep.

No headphones allowed in an Ironman either.

 

[Wannabrunner39]

Yep.

No headphones allowed in an Ironman either.

Don’t give her fresh ideas for an excuse reason for yet another bonkathon!!

 

[EC1A]

Speaking of zwifting- kels doesn’t seem to be Running much. Only three miles last week . Interesting ….

It’s called recovery, ok!

 

[zetta buttons]

It’s called recovery, ok!

I honestly don’t think she can be disciplined enough for Ironman training. It requires her to not run too much, include rest, listen to the body and the plan. She just whacks out any old running shite because she wants to look like she’s fast. That won’t cut it when you are going to be racing for over 17 13 hours.

Added to which pootling along in a pool is totes not the same as getting swum over, potentially sick (looking at you Sunderland ), having waves and sand everywhere and then the bleeping horror of being surrounded by jellies. She might have chosen a lake but the things floating from the bottom give me the absolute and I’ll never the forget the tedium Mrs T endured running round that rowing lake in Outlaw (tbh rowing on it was pretty tit too).

 

[Wannabrunner39]

Just going to leave this here….

 

[boarddotie]

Yep.

No headphones allowed in an Ironman either.

And no outside support so Tits can't be handing her stuff/ nutrition.