Welsh Runner, Kelloggs on the Run #9 embarrass the body, homemade gels result in stress fractures & no PB bell

What are you most looking forward to in Valencia

  • Tits shits himself with his homemade gels

    Votes: 34 41.5%

  • Kells running round trying to be his fuel mule

    Votes: 4 4.9%

  • Tits not getting his PB and throwing his toys out of the pran

    Votes: 43 52.4%

  • You have trusted the process and believe he will do it

    Votes: 2 2.4%

  • The kids having a nice weekend away from them

    Votes: 16 19.5%
  • Total voters
    82
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I watched most of it!
So his voice and teeth are incredibly annoying, I actually wanted to take my own eyes out and scratch my ears off. They both chat utter shit.


Firstly he’s like this is brilliant conditions for me as it’s cold… won’t Valencia be quite warm.
All he repeats is he is tired and feels like shit, doesn’t like doing fast 5k. Whole warm up is excuses.
then I skipped a bit because I got bored of Kelly randomly coming on to tell us boring stuff like he’s blaming a hobnob for feeling crap to then just watching his behind for most of it. He keeps checking his pace and she tells him not to.
he did say what he fuelled with including something Mauten andsomething I haven’t heard of.

he then finished saying he feels so awful but that’s what you feel like marathon training.. I can’t comment as I haven’t doneone yet but maybe he also feels shit because he’s embarrassing the body and overtraining and never taking a break after running a marathon. Like just rest for once, you won’t die if you don’t run!
 
nwrunner said:
I watched most of it!
So his voice and teeth are incredibly annoying, I actually wanted to take my own eyes out and scratch my ears off. They both chat utter shit.


Firstly he’s like this is brilliant conditions for me as it’s cold… won’t Valencia be quite warm.
All he repeats is he is tired and feels like shit, doesn’t like doing fast 5k. Whole warm up is excuses.
then I skipped a bit because I got bored of Kelly randomly coming on to tell us boring stuff like he’s blaming a hobnob for feeling crap to then just watching his behind for most of it. He keeps checking his pace and she tells him not to.
he did say what he fuelled with including something Mauten andsomething I haven’t heard of.

he then finished saying he feels so awful but that’s what you feel like marathon training.. I can’t comment as I haven’t doneone yet but maybe he also feels shit because he’s embarrassing the body and overtraining and never taking a break after running a marathon. Like just rest for once, you won’t die if you don’t run!
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You, are a legend for watching this.
The whole of Tattle respects you, have a lie down now, you deserve it.
 
What I’d like to know having just watched this with Mr Clown, is why the fuck are these idiots running in the road like they’re training in Kenya and the road is an only option?! They really do think they’re above everything don’t they. I hope he genuinely shits himself and his body embarrasses him in the race and then he can promote his shorts as shart shorts. Then when you open your app for your arm patch it’s just flash ‘haha shitty tits’ on the screen.

Tiny teethed, dice rolling, banking wanker
 
instaclowns said:
What I’d like to know having just watched this with Mr Clown, is why the fuck are these idiots running in the road like they’re training in Kenya and the road is an only option?! They really do think they’re above everything don’t they. I hope he genuinely shits himself and his body embarrasses him in the race and then he can promote his shorts as shart shorts. Then when you open your app for your arm patch it’s just flash ‘haha shitty tits’ on the screen.

Tiny teethed, dice rolling, banking wanker
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Yes they do. I had a shit day yesterday. I hate British Gas and pretty much everything at the moment. I am choosing not to watch him because I cannot be trusted with not replying to them and breaking tattle rules.

If he thinks he is getting sub 2.25 on Sunday with his jello he is on another planet. There is a reason he keeps having to advertise for coachees and now he has resorted to shilling Kelly out. He is thick and has no idea how to improve or make others improve. He can’t take on advice and the reason why I haven’t seen the sun for a month is because his ego has blocked it out.
 
the_chafe_is_real said:
Apparently Kells had to remove her story because of all the interest. Fucking hell. There are a lot of sad people out there who want to over train for unrealistic goals and get injured along the way. Utter madness.
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I suspect it’s people hoping to get a bit of publicity/new followers off her so they can join in with the instarunner grift action.
 
EC1A said:
Hang on, WHO said it was because of all the interest? Kels herself?
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Yep but don’t worry, if you need advice on how not to pace a race or how to bonk, she can do that. And lots of new projects in the new year for us lovely lot 🤣🤣
 

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nwrunner said:
I watched most of it!
So his voice and teeth are incredibly annoying, I actually wanted to take my own eyes out and scratch my ears off. They both chat utter shit.


Firstly he’s like this is brilliant conditions for me as it’s cold… won’t Valencia be quite warm.
All he repeats is he is tired and feels like shit, doesn’t like doing fast 5k. Whole warm up is excuses.
then I skipped a bit because I got bored of Kelly randomly coming on to tell us boring stuff like he’s blaming a hobnob for feeling crap to then just watching his behind for most of it. He keeps checking his pace and she tells him not to.
he did say what he fuelled with including something Mauten andsomething I haven’t heard of.

he then finished saying he feels so awful but that’s what you feel like marathon training.. I can’t comment as I haven’t doneone yet but maybe he also feels shit because he’s embarrassing the body and overtraining and never taking a break after running a marathon. Like just rest for once, you won’t die if you don’t run!
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So does this mean he's been hiding his taper runs or was this done before he went silent?
 
the_chafe_is_real said:
Apparently Kells had to remove her story because of all the interest. Fucking hell. There are a lot of sad people out there who want to over train for unrealistic goals and get injured along the way. Utter madness.
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This is so depressing. I know part of it might be due to beginner runner excitement or naivety, but it just makes me feel like follower count and so called popularity is more important to people than actual ... you know ... knowledge, skills, qualifications and passion 😔
 
OldSchoolRunner92 said:
This is so depressing. I know part of it might be due to beginner runner excitement or naivety, but it just makes me feel like follower count and so called popularity is more important to people than actual ... you know ... knowledge, skills, qualifications and passion 😔
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Bang on. I’ve felt this for quite a long time. And the sad thing is, people will look at all the time Kelly shaved off her marathon and not consider the f****d up way she got there. They’ll just think she knows what she’s talking about
 
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