Welsh Runner and Kelloggs On The Run #18 Piss Poor Parents & Piss Poor Pacing in Pisa

What does December hold in store for our hard working, gold star parents?

  • FTT goes sub 2:20 in Valencia

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • FTT goes sub 2:20 in Pisa

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • FTT DNS due to silent injury

    Votes: 41 58.6%

  • FTT DNF due to silent injury

    Votes: 10 14.3%

  • Kells gets her BQ in Pisa

    Votes: 1 1.4%

  • Kells goes out for a BQ in Pisa, but bonks

    Votes: 55 78.6%

  • Kells DNS Pisa

    Votes: 4 5.7%

  • Kells DNF Pisa

    Votes: 3 4.3%

  • Harri has a magic birthday because of his grandparents

    Votes: 30 42.9%
  • Total voters
    70
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eyethinkyousuck said:
Tits will be injured again before Seville because VOLUME.

They are both the epitome of all the gear and no idea. At least most of us learn from the mistakes that we make, but they don’t make mistakes. They’re just know it all.
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It is the lack of learning from mistakes which I find really annoying, I know some pretty awesome runners and they don't get injured anywhere near as much as this pair.
 
Saw this and thought of Wellogs 😁
 

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Kelly posting “hang in there” is laughable. She’s had 2 solo European trips away in 2 weeks, something some parents of 4 could only dream of ever in their children’s lives before they are 18. She’s had 2 in the space of 2 weeks, not even in a year, 2 fucking weeks.

She’s taking the piss of her followers at this point.
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Actually, I don’t have kids and the thought of going away abroad twice in the space of 2 weeks is completely and utterly ridiculous.
 
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Fake-It-Til-You-Bonk-It said:
Kels pushing hard to nab a Strava segment 4 days post marathon. Bravo! 👏 👏👏👏 New levels of stupidity on a daily basis.

Also, isn’t it funny how there are no women at ‘Run Club’. She totally gives off Mean Girls vibes, desperate to keep all the potential baby daddies to herself
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Tits will no doubt have trust issues with her being around all the men, which tbf are warranted given her past. She won’t have the same worries regarding him as no sane woman would want to shack up with a dentist’s nightmare that has zero to offer other than lots of IG followers and a few spare coaching spots.
 
I’m confused about club run. She arranged it so she could get strava segments or so they could end up at the meal? If the latter, did they all whack jumpers on and go straight in? If so, that’s minging and right on trend for Welloggs.

She loves being the only female there, you can tell. I’m going to live for the eldest pissing off to uni and them being left with no free childcare. Particularly when she continues on her solo weekend jaunts and he runs as and when he feels like it. Selfish twats.

Let’s watch the zwifting challenge commence to see how little time they can spend with their family over Christmas.
 
zetta buttons said:
I’m confused about club run. She arranged it so she could get strava segments or so they could end up at the meal? If the latter, did they all whack jumpers on and go straight in? If so, that’s minging and right on trend for Welloggs.

She loves being the only female there, you can tell. I’m going to live for the eldest pissing off to uni and them being left with no free childcare. Particularly when she continues on her solo weekend jaunts and he runs as and when he feels like it. Selfish twats.

Let’s watch the zwifting challenge commence to see how little time they can spend with their family over Christmas.
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How old is Arthur? Is he at secondary school yet? If he is you know what he's going to be doing on a Thursday night 😐
 
Lemming312 said:
How old is Arthur? Is he at secondary school yet? If he is you know what he's going to be doing on a Thursday night 😐
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That’s a good point. He doesn’t look old enough imo but that’s not to say he isn’t.

The fact that we are even discussing how old he looks/is is wrong. There shouldn’t be that many pictures of them on a running account.
 
Had to laugh her two Strava crowns are both on downhill segments by the looks of it 🤣 She only got each by a second so I hope the people she nabbed them from get them back. There's someone in my village who purposely went out to nab all the local segments, jogging slowly between them. What's the f-ing point? I personally found it a shallow victory. Don't get me wrong, I'm always chuffed to get a cup but I'm never targeting them as I'm more bothered about achieving my longer term goals (mainly to enjoy injury free running 🤣).
 
the_chafe_is_real said:
Not even a race, Parkrun. But Swansea, which makes me think Harri is having time with his grandparents. And we’ll have another vlog on the way, she got a 2 second PB. Fucking unbearable
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Why on earth is she back putting in hard efforts so soon after the multiple maras?! Sprinting for segments Thursday, racing parkrun today. What a bloody stupid Muppet she is. They couldn't just visit Matt's family and be done with the running could they?!
 
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