Tilly Kister
VIP Member
I can't think of four people in Britain I care less about than Willy Plonker, Waity Katie, the Hewitt boy and that Poundland Wallis Simpson slapper who got her hooks into him. As such it makes my tit itch that it is seemingly impossible to look at any news site any day of the week without seeing the ins and outs of their family squabble hashed over as if it mattered. We're in a country where four million children live in poverty and a couple of million OAPs are looking down the barrel of yet another winter when they'll be lucky if they don't freeze to death.