Travel Trolls TV #2

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Great portraits of Dan getting ready for annual gurnimg competition look it up MUMMYSBOY DAN WOULD WIN THIS Rubber faces.It must be exhausting for Dan working so many lies and trying to be top dog with a brain the size of a pea. You can see he is struggling with that busted boot he calls his face is clean beat at Times

.God.help him his future looks bleak. Who in God's name would ltake Dan on even if he was washed.
 
Mazzy is down in what looks like the hotel reception with a big lamb shank and the trimmings. He is huffing up stairs with a non used payed for evening meal he should have been having with her going to waste. Wait for it she is bringing him up to the bedroom. Two cakes and a damaged pudding. Oh my god she is sooo sad he will eventually move on if the motorhome gives up her hopes for a brick house will go with it. She looked so pathetic sitting on her own Dan you are a bastard.
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Whereabouts said:
I'm loving how obvious it is that he hates it!!!
He has basically thrown it back in her face...he may not like it but she gifted him it so he could bleeping pretend at least the ungrateful bleep
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He can't as its all about him the excuse of a man needs to grow up. She needs to get rid of him give him back to his mother
Mazzy needs to be with her own family not that narcissistic prick. I keep watching with hope that she will punch him one soon
 
If he lets her wander around the hotel on her own she might find herself s new boyfriend although he would probably be 70 years old like most of the old codgers in Benidorm.

He basically has nothing to do in that hotel even the beer doesn’t suit him. He has ruined his own birthday surprise gift by booking in early.
 
Tuesday was his birthday and the start of the three days that the panto dame booked. So what de we get? A video recorded on Sunday after their first night there. I guess we will get all the embarrasing stuff about his birthday in the next day or two.

He's already clearly not enjoying the stay despite what he says. All the positive things about the hotel are countered by the account of the bad things. "We're the Trolls and that's what we do, en it Babe" "Nuffink can stop us enjoying ourselves."

I hope he soon decides excatly how many pools there are the hotel. He keeps counting them everytime they go outside. He says four but she says there are five. It doesn't matter because they haven't yet noticed that nobody is actually in the pools because they are currently closed. Dan is even planning to buy swim trunks to wear and leisurewear for lounging on the sunbeds. He won't though as his wallet doesn't open that far.

The hotel beer is apparently making him ill which is why he was in bed at 8pm instead of at dinner in the restaurant with the other one. Who is making him drink the beer? No-one, it's just his way of complaining they don't have John Smiths.

I have come to the conclusion that he really is a man-boy. His thoughts, words and actions are all similar to a twelve year old. Like a boy he is going to be the table tennis and bowls champion of the hotel although he won't actually play either of them. I am wondering how much more of the crap I can endure.
 
Yes we hate watching them but then watch them to see what other tit they can come out with...their subscribers have gone up which I just cannot understand...he is just a bag of wind and shes frightened to death of upsetting him pussyfooting around him....They have nothing to vlog staying in Benidorm and definitely nothing to vlog staying in a hotel in Benidorm its just run of the mill bog standard crap...
 
Presto said:
Mazzy is down in what looks like the hotel reception with a big lamb shank and the trimmings. He is huffing up stairs with a non used payed for evening meal he should have been having with her going to waste. Wait for it she is bringing him up to the bedroom. Two cakes and a damaged pudding. Oh my god she is sooo sad he will eventually move on if the motorhome gives up her hopes for a brick house will go with it. She looked so pathetic sitting on her own Dan you are a bastard.
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Baggy said he had booked 3 days half board. Therefore he would have had to pay for dinner. She is stealing food to feed the tight fecker. Lol
 
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