Travel Trolls TV #2

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Well they don't go into the hotel until tomorrow i believe, so they are either just exhausted bless them, or the bad news they got has stayed bad news and they have had to act on it or they have fell out 'i don't know i don't know'[ in Dan's accent] but i'm sure we will find out soon enough in a drama filled video.
 
Paul 223 said:
They looked fed up tonight sitting in the hotel.
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puddleduck said:
Makes no sense to me at all. Not exactly luxurious is it? Total waste of money.
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What a pair of dossers these two are...
In the Red Lion and he's over road getting a kebab..lovely rural Spain.
Hotel looks a shithole and he's extended their stay 🤣🤣🤣🤣bleeping mug!
How the duck have they not only paid for the site but also the hotel....the hotel is dated but...it will do us 🤣🤣🤣🤣what a bleeping pair of thick fuckers...to be honest though I like premier inns,just not at that price
 
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The hotel is dated they are used to more modern hotels. A big holiday hotel out of season is so sad they don't know about room service menus ect completely unsuitable for these two feckers. Talking about after 8pm like it's the witching hour. The are uncomfortable in their own skin they need to be drunk to face the world. They are expecting too much out of an off season hotel. Still there won't be too many more birthdays if he keeps on his alcohol and fried food diet.She has tried to please him yet another failure.
 
“It’s well horrendous innit” as Mazzy says. Can’t wait for their meal review as the food service staff are reputed to be horrible if you can believe the reviews.

Note how he even had to wreck the impact of her surprise present by booking extra nights there just to not let her get one up on him and in doing so proved he is as dumb as her in not reading the reviews first.

The way he spoke to her at the beginning was horrible telling her to get in here like she was a dog.

I liked his story about how they bought home a lamb curry but were too “tired” to eat it properly. Tells a lot about their lifestyle.

The hotel is probably a step up from their cramped stinky mould-ridden tin box so they will no doubt enjoy the “luxury” of it.
 
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They look like they fit in so well in Benidorm they should stay there .. I see they are reading all these and keeping up telling us all about their fags and filling the fridge with booze and carrying on eating shite ..hope whoever is funding their kids Christmas is doing ok .. cus I can’t imagine these selfish fuckers doing anythin for their kids my husband watches them for the laugh I don’t even find anything funny anymore they make me sick
 
So, thanks to the generosity of rubber face they are now booked into the hotel for six nights. I'm not convinced it wasn't originally six nights from the very start. I think they booked it together and the surprise of three nights and then three extra was simply for the vlog. When are they apart to have each done the bookings? Mazzy could have booked online but I assume he would have had to phone the hotel to extend the stay? Thank goodness he speaks perfect Spanish.

Five minutes into the latest video and they are again sitting in a bar drinking. I think this was last Friday but it's getting hard to tell any more.

Arrive, check into the hotel and enthuse about the room and view before venturing back out into the street. Dan gets all excited about a burger bar accross the road that sells Kebabs and John Smiths beer. They have dinners included at the hotel but they can't possibly go to the resturant when it opens at 8pm as they will be in bed.

I don't really understand the concept of going to the hotel for a holiday when, as they keep reminding everyone, they are allegedly already on holiday. A holiday from what? I go to work for weeks on end and then get a few weeks off from time to time for holiday. I need to contact Peter Webster and others to see if they will finance me to stop work and be on holiday permanently.
 
I think old rubber face did book the extra nights separately online as we know him too well - no one can ever beat him at anything and he wasn’t going to let her upstage him even by giving him an unwanted gift the ungrateful pr*ck.

I also think just because we have been predicting a disaster he will gloss over any flaws and make out what a fabulous time they are having. He hinted at it at the end and she almost blurted out she enjoyed dinner before he silenced her.

I doubt if they would know what a fine hotel is supposed to be like anyway. If it had a kebab shop in the foyer and John Smiths on tap it would be five star probably.

This Spanish trip is going to make for some fun viewing when they have to head back to cold Britain and sit on their campsite with limited facilities compared to the “paradise” that is Benidorm. Get your ear plugs sorted now to drown out the moaning ahead.
 
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Did you see the stomach churning performance he put on after announcing his magnanimous gesture. I think it was one of his best performances in seeking approval. He did everything except roll on his back for a tummy rub like our dog. “You’re a good boy aren’t you - Yes you are.”
 
A stomach churning performance. As the drag queen says, "He's so handsome."
 

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