TMPK The Meal Prep King #3 Here we go again.

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That's bizarre isn't it. That's all I can say, its bizarre. Plus, it's not exactly relatable to say you'll be doing a prep for a month for £20 and then repeat time and again about the new car that's coming. All I'm retaining is the ways he's spending money. Tattoo removal, new tattoo sleeve, new car, teeth and today a load of new trainers being ordered. Others worry about heating or eating. It's all bizarre. Yet still people are seeking his help and inspiration 🥴
Can I check... Is he getting a new car? 🤣
 
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That's bizarre isn't it. That's all I can say, its bizarre. Plus, it's not exactly relatable to say you'll be doing a prep for a month for £20 and then repeat time and again about the new car that's coming. All I'm retaining is the ways he's spending money. Tattoo removal, new tattoo sleeve, new car, teeth and today a load of new trainers being ordered. Others worry about heating or eating. It's all bizarre. Yet still people are seeking his help and inspiration 🥴
Can I check... Is he getting a new car? 🤣
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He is getting a new car, he also has a dog called Frank incase you have missed that too 😂
 
Wtaf! So he runs a mini giveaway of let’s face it castoff prototype books promises he will put some cash in it too….then complains AGAIN about postage costs and says he changed his mind about putting some cash in !!!!! Surely he can be reported for that - he’s so bloody tight!

With the Mrs Hinch news today I wonder if he’s actually going to start adding #AD to his posts as he’s way more guilty of never doing that even more so when he actually had sponsors too
 
Makes me wonder how penguin even gave him a book deal!, you look at over people on instagram they are so helpful and genuine nice, John is a nasty guy doesn’t give out any info and his instagram is so outdated compared to some that I see, even before the dog spam johns instagram was outdated and not consistent
 
I think he’s generally outdated as a person - the lack of human interaction on a day to day basis, except with Franks sister once in a while! means that he’s quite old fashioned in his outlook and general trend awareness etc . His dress sense, interior design etc is all quite naff. He would be more up to date if he went out and worked 9-5 😂😂

Of course he again didn’t get invited to the Berlin amazoninfluencerprogram, doesn’t get invited to Meta’s food influencer meet-ups etc . He’s quite ostracised generally in the business and in his personal life.
 
He’s a lying, misogynistic, bent tooth, big nose, big egotistical, controlling, tight, uneducated, desperate, boring….bleep! That doesn’t know his own priorities or morals! bleeping clueless and turns to social media for validation and attention! JUST duck OFF JOHN!!! you prob beat up your dog for kissing in your house but on screen you act all doggy lover! His voice destroys my soul!
 
What the hell are his stories today!! The white board and calendars are boring enough but now he filling his calendar in till June Cause that works to loose weigh, what a tool he as already done a month out of a calorie deficit. He gotta be 18 stone now. He will loose weight though for the NEW CAR in June and all these new trainers are certainly going help! Is he sure he doesn’t drink cause even a pissed up person talks more sense than him.
 
This is John Clark taking his diet serious and not eating a load of crap just after 3 stories before he said he has set his intentions! Lol!

so he has bought a new Audi which is coming in June! Will he get £14800 for his car now? I highly doubt it! He sells everything, his freebie fridge he wanted to offload, trainers he tried selling, he’s always trying to sell a phone, he was asking who was coming to his meal in June? Why not take your kids John! or franks sister! Why do you need to tell social media what your buying!

looking forward to his £20 meal prep as well! Or the excuse why it’s not been done! Haha 🤣
 

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The trouble is he has no-one , no manager, friend,gf,publisher etc to pull him up/ show him how ridiculous and contradictory his stories are. He probably wouldn’t listen, just like his dog training techniques are awful, his dieting all over the place, uses years old pictures for his marketing and can’t position his brand at all. Is he a batch cooking convenience offering, budget batch or for dieting? Either way, just like lis personal and home styling and because he doesn’t ever go out for meals,travel,socialise or any cooking skills he is very limited, boring in his offerings!

£20 for 2 people for 5 days - 3 meals a day- gonna be interesting how much effort he puts in…if it finally materialises….
 
You know what, this will be John Clark saying Asda stole the idea off him 🤣! you know what I’ve purposely asked a few people if they have heard of the Meal prep head and all have said NOPE!

He has all day to sit in that swirly chair of his, patting his hair flat whilst chomping on his food and swigging his unlimited amounts of Aldi’s red bull, because he has no job, to search google, steel ideas and content from others and try and gain profit from it! He is con man!

So he has set his intentions….is he gonna come on lives, stories, show us what he’s eating day in day out? If he wants validation….he has to earn it right? He will only show what he wants on his stories, not what the audience wants! He’s a proven liar, but still always lies! He lies and forgets what he’s said most of the time that’s why he’s so comical!

Anyway duck him and his dog! Feel sorry for the dog for having bad company! 🤣 a dog is for life, not for social media or engagement! Zzzzz
 
Desperate creepy embarrassing. Surely he realises the target age group using Snapchat are young teens. Being groomed
 

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Jeesus touts for god knows what kind of relationship whilst lying on his sofa having washed poor pup on outside tap left him soaking with no dryer/towel.
His rug must stink of wet dog! Get a dryer u tight git!
 
Asking where to get trainers from yet he lives 2 mins away from foot locker and jd sports. No1 is arsed you’re buying 10 pairs of trainers. Where u going go in then round the park or round the street walking your dog. Oh and he spends 2000 thousand on clothes yet lived in an eat lean T-shirt for 12 months!! Ok John
 
What's he hoping for a discount? freebies? Why do you need to ask where to get your trainers from especially when he reckons he knows which ones he wants? It's all to show off, bragging about buying ten pairs of trainers but yesterday was moaning that the packet of crisps cost £1.25?
 
This man is such a twit!! 10 pairs of white trainers because black trainers are for chavs, what are you talking about you idiot!! Also how unfit is he, so out of breath walking the dog!! John you do not need 10 pairs of trainers, you do not go anywhere, you have no friends because you are a tosser and anyone who buys any of your products needs their head examined, you are a big fat lying fraud!!
 
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