TMPK #4 April fool

[GreaseSpot]

Omg hold the dogs skin tight when you’re brushing him & stop slapping a wire brush down on his skin and dragging it along his skin ! Actual abuse !

It’s the comb. I can't watch it. Literally painful for the dog. Don't film it. Put the phone down and use the other hand to create tension for goodness sake. Poor dog

 

[g15maa]

No wonder he looks so sad all the time with John as an owner! Never seen a dog look so fed up tk be in a car - also a McDonald’s and a complete binge meal, thought he was focused and driven ? He’s rancid, I wonder when he last showered and that bed… well there’s not even words

 

[Fizzy bootlaces]

So much for filling that calendar up with he’s already failed !!!!

 

[GreaseSpot]

No wonder he looks so sad all the time with John as an owner! Never seen a dog look so fed up tk be in a car - also a McDonald’s and a complete binge meal, thought he was focused and driven ? He’s rancid, I wonder when he last showered and that bed… well there’s not even words

For context, his macs meal choices binge would have cost almost as much as last week's meal prep. Served on a chopping board *chefs kiss*
Stay classy.

 

[haxlerl]

So he's shown himself eating choc digestives and maccies - hardly motivated r u TMP ?? How will u motivate others? Have u thrown away/ eaten the meal preps or were they so crappy tasting they went straight in the bin?!
Sort your life out / fitness/eating/
Personal hygiene/education/counselling then look at inspiring others because no one finds u inspirational or wants your life!!

 

[Hereforastalk]

I'm not saying a chocolate digestive hasn't changed in size but it will always look smaller the further you hold it away....that's how a Canara lens works!!!

 

[GreaseSpot]

Everything is suffering shrinkflation. My cats were hungry and I realised why. The whiskas brand had shrunk their pouches from 100 to 85g earlier this year. Still charge the same.
Not derailing the thread. TMPK is still a sofa lazing contradiction.

 

[winnie03]

Trying keep the nice guy act on his Facebook

 

[tank83]

Trying keep the nice guy act on his Facebook

Like the fact that he said home has doubled his followers…(comes with a cost mate) nobody followed you because you were interesting or inspiring, you bought the followers you prick! He is just trying to be this person on social media that comes across all “my followers hate me” kinda thing and he has to prove to his “social world” that he can prove them wrong! I mean once again on the food binge! Who orders all that what he did from McDonalds! That was utter Greed at its best!!! And it wasn’t funny as well but weird when he told the cashier “6 nuggets for the dog” what was all that about! ! Trying be someone you ain’t mate!
so so desperate for sympathy he is and validation! We don’t want to follow you or do business with you John, we want to duck off and realise you are no good for the health and fitness industry with your bullshit and lies!
Have a nice day from your fans and haters of tattle lifers xxxxxxxxxxx big kisses!

 

[GreaseSpot]

So Charlotte was going to move back in he says.
They are a lot more low rent than Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton that's for sure.
At this point, having made the break from him I am shocked she would look back - if indeed it's true.
The mind boggles. Groundhog day.

 

[Allapackmybags]

So, according to the muppet this morning Charlotte was moving back in? Not sure if I believe him, not sure I really care either. Don’t hate on me but I think silent Charlotte is boring. Always was and still is - only my opinion of course.

Notice how he was him trying to hide himself out of the mirror in the shot? Strange for someone who has just been telling us he thrives off what others think of him??

To also say that one of the downsides to not seeing your kids is them not buying him aftershave is VILE. Yet again, he’s thinking of his needs before theirs, made it all about him and it’s a despicable comment to make. Not that he isn’t seeing them grow up, not that he isn’t missing out on valuable time that he will never get back, no, it’s all about John of course.

p.s. His grotty feet make me feel sick

 

[twillupe]

So, according to the muppet this morning Charlotte was moving back in? Not sure if I believe him, not sure I really care either. Don’t hate on me but I think silent Charlotte is boring. Always was and still is - only my opinion of course.

Notice how he was him trying to hide himself out of the mirror in the shot? Strange for someone who has just been telling us he thrives off what others think of him??

To also say that one of the downsides to not seeing your kids is them not buying him aftershave is VILE. Yet again, he’s thinking of his needs before theirs, made it all about him and it’s a despicable comment to make. Not that he isn’t seeing them grow up, not that he isn’t missing out on valuable time that he will never get back, no, it’s all about John of course.

p.s. His grotty feet make me feel sick

Came he

So, according to the muppet this morning Charlotte was moving back in? Not sure if I believe him, not sure I really care either. Don’t hate on me but I think silent Charlotte is boring. Always was and still is - only my opinion of course.

Notice how he was him trying to hide himself out of the mirror in the shot? Strange for someone who has just been telling us he thrives off what others think of him??

To also say that one of the downsides to not seeing your kids is them not buying him aftershave is VILE. Yet again, he’s thinking of his needs before theirs, made it all about him and it’s a despicable comment to make. Not that he isn’t seeing them grow up, not that he isn’t missing out on valuable time that he will never get back, no, it’s all about John of course.

p.s. His grotty feet make me feel sick

Only ever posted once before but lurked for a long time but came here to say the same thing. Posting that one of the downsides to bot seeing his kids is no aftershave is disgusting beyond belief and he's said many horrible things

 

[haxlerl]

This is a man that reaks of loneliness and lack of education and social skills. He hasn’t been able to maintain any relationships whether family or partner so we can only pity him that he buys his followers and engages with nastiness because he’s that lonely. He knows the grooming routine, dog walks, choc digestive chat etc is as dull as tit but hey that’s him! He wishes he would reak of aftershave but sadly he’s missed that boat. He will engage and be annoying this weekend because he’s on his own at Easter and just never experienced a family/friends get together. We can but pity him, laugh at his arrogance and treat it as a soap opera but that’s all no point getting angry with a such a damaged person - he will never get a penny from me.

I hope Charlotte doesn’t fall for his tit as why would u live with that personal hygiene
challenged, clammy, boring misogynist?!

 

[GreaseSpot]

I think we can all agree on the fact that every time we think he's scraped the bottom of the barrel, he always manages to find a little more.
He used to say that women only using headshot profile pics were hiding the fact they were overweight. This hiding out of mirror shot is pretty much the same in my opinion. He will never agree. The alternative is he was only half dressed and I can't cope with that!
@Allapackmybags I agree about C. The silent, boomerang content is dry and repetitive in my opinion.
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I also need to get something else off my chest. Regardless of the question about truthfulness aside, stating very deliberately that he said no to C moving back in is controlling power play.
Telling followers a highly curated version of his life that always and without fail suits his own agenda and narrative.

 

[ghostriderhere]

I don’t even know where to start with the last 24hours of stories! The horrific dog grooming, the McDonald’s order that would feel a small family, stating that he refused to let Charlotte move back in, laughing about not seeing his kids. He’s getting more and more vile by the day and the worst thing is you know he is doing it on purpose to be talked about. He’s not setting any sort of example as someone people should be buying into, he’s not putting his business first at all, it won’t take long for it all to come crashing down around him

 

[haxlerl]

I think we can all agree on the fact that every time we think he's scraped the bottom of the barrel, he always manages to find a little more.
He used to say that women only using headshot profile pics were hiding the fact they were overweight. This hiding out of mirror shot is pretty much the same in my opinion. He will never agree. The alternative is he was only half dressed and I can't cope with that!
@Allapackmybags I agree about C. The silent, boomerang content is dry and repetitive in my opinion.
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I also need to get something else off my chest. Regardless of the question about truthfulness aside, stating very deliberately that he said no to C moving back in is controlling power play.
Telling followers a highly curated version of his life that always and without fail suits his own agenda and narrative.

Totally - like when he asked if they should get back together and the vote was NO . He then posted that he had moved on emotionally and mentally - to belittle her …..
The fact that it was gonna happen again more recently and then he can’t stop mentioning her shows he’s definitely not over her.

Hopefully her family encourage her to stay clear of such a jerk as they are never gonna accept him.

So outrageous to mention his kids names - one is quite old/adult and has already stated she wants nothing to do with him - he should respect that.

Can’t help thinking yet again he’s posted those questions not anyone else!!

 

[tank83]

First of all! What a bizarre bunch of selfish, egotistical stories that I’ve seen!
Firstly as for Charlotte (I’ll agree with @Allapackmybags) very boring, very predictable, and just doing what ever foodie account is doing! Promoting codes etc) but not being funny if my ex kept on talking about me on social media I’d have something to say…but her silence prob speaks volumes and is protecting her affiliation collabs etc and little side earner she is earning if she goes public about being with him! Don’t forget she is working with him on the app!

Secondly as for the skinny food slagging off, he wasn’t saying that when he was plugging there products and receiving freebies for many years until they dropped him! Then he slags them off and goes to social media to give them a bad name! Like he does with everyone he works with!

As for his previous job! He was a HGV driver as he told everyone for years, so this is new! Was a florist haha. The guy chats more tit than he produces!

and his aftershave comment about his kids…..I have no words! Appalling, disgusting and dam right selfish! The guy is pathetic!

 

[gogogal]

He has become, the social media wannabe formerly known as TMPK. Snarling, slurring snooze fest. He has no career, no real business. No on off again relationship. One thing he has got is 4 bottles that once contained aftershave. Whoever keeps mentioning his naked feet makes me almost a little sick in my mouth too. Probably interacting… not quite with 90ish followers if his million and trillions . It’s over dirty J. Time for a rebrand. Reach out to your fans I’m sure there’s a young female who would luv to help you, hey, maybe time to reach out to your daughters. They seem the right age to run the show or tell you to stop embarrassing yourself and them!

 

[winnie03]

John never worked before tmpk he lived off frank and grew cannibis plants!! He got lucky but to me his luck as ran out. Looks like a new career is needed

 

[haxlerl]

Interesting definition of a florist then!!