GreaseSpot
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The size of him when he was out with the dog. He panned the camera out and 
Edited to add @Hereforastalk you obvs read my mind
Edited to add @Hereforastalk you obvs read my mind
TMPK #4 April fool
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he told us 4 times he nearly broke his neck coming down the stairs using his other repetitive phrase “the photos don’t do it justice” !!
GreaseSpot
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The exaggeration king 
Allapackmybags
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Does anyone else think his tan looks fake or is it just me?? 
Fizzy bootlaces
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Keeps banging on that he doesn’t look his age . Even put a photo up on his fb stating the same . Yet his hair is thinning at the front quite noticeably. He really does love himself but is totally unaware that no one loves him
GreaseSpot
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Delusional. Probably the best he's got to fight back with when C posts a gym mirror selfie and talks about maintenance having lost the weight.
I thought exactly the same thing, it's not real!!Does anyone else think his tan looks fake or is it just me??
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Wow he’s on insta live and says…
1. He’s never bought followers even though others had and has developed his accounts organically with good content !!
2. He would like to go to Turkey this year or next
3. He wants to emigrate to Spain
4. Someone asked if he was from Yorkshire / he responded he hates the Yorkshire accent - nothing worse than a woman with a Yorkshire accent!! Unbelievable!
1. He’s never bought followers even though others had and has developed his accounts organically with good content !!
2. He would like to go to Turkey this year or next
3. He wants to emigrate to Spain
4. Someone asked if he was from Yorkshire / he responded he hates the Yorkshire accent - nothing worse than a woman with a Yorkshire accent!! Unbelievable!
GreaseSpot
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Sober or drunk lives, same personality then. Deeply unpleasant. Glad I missed that.
ShieldMaiden
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Bless him answering his own questions on his stories 
GreaseSpot
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That clammy paw, repeatedly greasing down the thinning hair makes me 
GreaseSpot
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Human Frank taught him values and morals apparently. No words left, just shock
Human Frank taught him values and morals apparently. No words left, just shock
Doesn't say a lot about Frank then does it. Respects his memory well
Charlotte is announcing something tomorrow. Wonder what it is and how quickly he's going to be triggered enough to tear her down.
GreaseSpot
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She's mentioned journals recently. How she's using hers to record her losses and is posting orders. There's a whole world of them on ebay and etsy and I'm guessing she's launching her own shop on there.
All done and launched whilst he's still fingering paper samples for his
All done and launched whilst he's still fingering paper samples for his
This last line made me feel remarkably uncomfortable
I don't want to think about him fingering anything 
GreaseSpot
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Completely irresponsible. Showing off his dog in his new car. Even an emergency stop and it could be fatal for the dog.
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