TMPK #4 April fool

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This man really needs to up his game if he’s expecting people to pay ! He’s done absolutely nothing to prove that his plan is worth the money . The same content over and over again . Surely he should be creating a bit of hype ???? He’s so busy doing what exactly ? It’s not the app because someone else is doing the proof reading and converting his stolen recipes into uk terms , and it’s certainly not recipe testing . So what is it ?
 
Fizzy bootlaces said:
This man really needs to up his game if he’s expecting people to pay ! He’s done absolutely nothing to prove that his plan is worth the money . The same content over and over again . Surely he should be creating a bit of hype ???? He’s so busy doing what exactly ? It’s not the app because someone else is doing the proof reading and converting his stolen recipes into uk terms , and it’s certainly not recipe testing . So what is it ?
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Stroking paper samples and feeling smug?! 🤷🤣
 
Am I the only one wondering where the last couple of weigh in's are logged in this work of unverified fiction 🤷
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Two ice cream tubs for breakfast...apparently that's part of his focus and discipline. Sound advice right there. Not. He never bothered adding any disclaimer about individual calorie deficit etc. It really sums him up and is why he's John the con.
Gym journey incoming soon 🤐
 
We’re now paying for sponsored ads on FB ! What’s up John the con ? Not selling enough ? Running out of money ? How’s the holiday booking going ? Is the new car not here yet ?
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Wait !!!!!!! People can walk and leave their dog at home ???? See that John ? The woman you called lazy does more steps than you !
 

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Fizzy bootlaces said:
We’re now paying for sponsored ads on FB ! What’s up John the con ? Not selling enough ? Running out of money ? How’s the holiday booking going ? Is the new car not here yet ?
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Wait !!!!!!! People can walk and leave their dog at home ???? See that John ? The woman you called lazy does more steps than you !
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She has jumped on to the train though that all the others have boarded. The 'ooh look I'm finally verified' express. I mean ffs just admit that you've paid for your tick. Don't act all surprised 🤷
 
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