TMPK #4 April fool

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You’re right he repeats himself so much - I definitely think he has some kind of processing issue that he forgets what he says so repeats, lies,changes goalposts etc . The number of recipes that was going to be included in the app has changed by hundreds each time!

Then he slags off Mr Dry whoever he is. - sounds equally twattish for having a wish list of items he wants his followers to buy and TMP🍆 seems to forget he tried the same thing - with little success which is why I sense some jealously!! It’s outrageous of them both to do that in any case!
 
He eats loads he says yea tit!! An if you move more can eat what u want! Yet he only just makes the 10000 steps a day an that’s cause he trying Copy Charlotte. John u get in the car and walk round birkacre lodge!! Not even a mile walk, u drive across the road from your old school parklands in chorley and walk round an old council building. Yet rivington is on your door step why don’t you walk up their chirpy tits and break a sweat out… oh no please don’t cause u no more T-shirts to wear if they gets smelly. Stick with your little street walks u clown.
 
Hereforastalk said:
Why does he repeat everything? We heard you the first time that it's a strongbow for your mate and a coffee and diet coke for you, no need to tell us again! Just because you tell us more than once, it doesn't mean we believe you!
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Actually another reason I just realised is he’s trying to show he has a friend - so emphasised the drink order to show he knows someone that will spend time with him!!
 
haxlerl said:
Spill the T Winnie sounds like you know him well!!
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I’ve wrote on here before about him , John as never worked in his life his early years he sponged off frank, then he got in to growing cannabis. This driving job he had is bull tit he never had a proper job. That friend in pub is Andrew his life long friend who is actually ok. Why he puts up with John I never know. An he just got lucky posting a few meal preps on muscle foods fb page..
 
haxlerl said:
And why is he so damaged ? Doesn’t speak to brother , mother - no involvement with dad. Why such an attitude to women? Is he seeing Charlotte in any manner or is it like she says - lies?
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His mum and brother are ok it’s just him I don’t know why he is the way he is. He is 1 on his own. He as always thought he is better than what he is. An I don’t know if he is seeing Charlotte or not
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tank83 said:
Tell Us more Winnie? Did he lie about his weightloss journey? We know he lies about his recipes and imaginary cooking skills.

What about the drink? Was all that bullshit as well because he said he was pissed all the time when he was doing his social media! How Charlotte lasted as long she did with him I’ll never know!
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Truthfully I never remember John being big ever but was out of touch with him so he could have been fat. I don’t know who his first daughter mum is but know his second daughters mum. He isn’t an alcoholic but when he does drink he is 1 nasty person. He was always ringing girls I know as well while he was with Charlotte. He did it on Facebook messenger like daft a clock in the morning. He is no chef/ cook like I said he got lucky on muscles foods Facebook page but he even got chucked off there he was arguing with everyone all the time. When he first got the book deal my mum seen his mum and she said to her your John doing really well for him self and her words were don’t believe everything cause it’s not all it seems.
 
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That’s because he wasn’t big and he didn’t lose 9st Winnie! He always said he never had loose skin, now if you lose 9st you will 100% without any doubt will have loose skin! I’ve seen him getting called out many of times on Instagram as a fake! He just tries to get freebies all the time and if he doesn’t, he slags the company’s off!!

So did he get caught for his drug dealing? And did Charlotte find out about the other girls?

As for John telling the truth…..I’ve never believed a word he has ever said! and never will!
 
That poor dog - what does he think he’s doing! A 7 month pup that’s already been to groomers so will be tired today and it’s just not the time to do a long walk with him even if it suits TMP🍆. The dog needs a better routine for sure
 
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