Vlogmass Day #itfeelslike26million
Summing up.
TT starts off by forgetting her gown and slippers so has to start again. The whole day is now ruined but TT might be able to save it by making a smoothie. We are treated to some headache inducing noise, and oh good, she has to do it twice. Wonderful.
Now it's on to breakfast which is going to be little bits and bobs. Astounding menu TT, have you got any crusty bread though because you never mention - oh yes you have, oh good. Cousins arrive and have the camera shoved in their faces. That wasn't awkward at all. They all love it.
Now we have a Bake Off edition as TT thankfully goes into great detail about how to make cupcakes. Please don't nod off whilst watching, it's fascinating and you might learn something. Probably not but hey ho.
Darling arrives and is startled into vagina talk as he screams HA, breaking the sound barrier. Darling - you have been screaming a lot lately. Have you seen a doctor for some kind of therapy to get over your vagina trauma. Just an idea.
Darling decides to make the odd sarcastic comment about lack of icing and vaginas. Stop that Darling or we will hunt you down and feed you to the fox.
TT decides to spill the beans on surgery details and date but manages to avoid both and tell us nothing. What a shocker, we didn't see that one coming.
The cousins arrive but only after plumping of cushions has taken place. They eat the cupcakes but aren't allowed the one for the spoilt child who never smiles unless he's getting a gift. They are treated to a game of how much would you pay for it and Darling gets sarcastic with the results. Be careful Darling - you are skating on thin ice. I can smell that fox from here.
Cousins gone and TT is tired and probably fucked off with Darling's attitude and has the fox on speed dial.
**RING RING** run Darling run. The pair of you will be without organs by probably yesterday.
Summing up.
TT starts off by forgetting her gown and slippers so has to start again. The whole day is now ruined but TT might be able to save it by making a smoothie. We are treated to some headache inducing noise, and oh good, she has to do it twice. Wonderful.
Now it's on to breakfast which is going to be little bits and bobs. Astounding menu TT, have you got any crusty bread though because you never mention - oh yes you have, oh good. Cousins arrive and have the camera shoved in their faces. That wasn't awkward at all. They all love it.
Now we have a Bake Off edition as TT thankfully goes into great detail about how to make cupcakes. Please don't nod off whilst watching, it's fascinating and you might learn something. Probably not but hey ho.
Darling arrives and is startled into vagina talk as he screams HA, breaking the sound barrier. Darling - you have been screaming a lot lately. Have you seen a doctor for some kind of therapy to get over your vagina trauma. Just an idea.
Darling decides to make the odd sarcastic comment about lack of icing and vaginas. Stop that Darling or we will hunt you down and feed you to the fox.
TT decides to spill the beans on surgery details and date but manages to avoid both and tell us nothing. What a shocker, we didn't see that one coming.
The cousins arrive but only after plumping of cushions has taken place. They eat the cupcakes but aren't allowed the one for the spoilt child who never smiles unless he's getting a gift. They are treated to a game of how much would you pay for it and Darling gets sarcastic with the results. Be careful Darling - you are skating on thin ice. I can smell that fox from here.
Cousins gone and TT is tired and probably fucked off with Darling's attitude and has the fox on speed dial.
**RING RING** run Darling run. The pair of you will be without organs by probably yesterday.