Those Happy Days #4 Abandoning vehicles is our game, but obviously it’s others we’ll blame.!

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Good luck to Janine actually being allowed to spend any money but I’ve never even seen her in a snood!!
This time of year in the UK I have something round my neck most of the time and fingerless gloves on whenever I leave the house and sometimes inside if the heating hasn’t warmed up yet. Just looking at her bare neck, hands and ankles makes me feel cold. “Too thick to get dressed” is right.
 
It will be interesting to see how these two present Lapland when this is what the media is reporting:
www.bbc.co.uk

'No snow' Lapland holiday refund row for Cumbrian family

Tui should have rescheduled the trip based on weather forecasts, the O'Neil family says.
www.bbc.co.uk

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Latest vid up. Guess what... more lies, more grifting.

The shocker - admission of staying in a hotel, with a wrapper of lies - the need for a shower!

Couldn't get up a hill that a few cars bombed up behind him as he gives us the woes.

More temperature lies - -20+ yet it's only -10 overnight and a balmy -4 or warmer in the day.

Complete unprepared planning of arriving in car parks with 'No Camping' signs. -20 allegedly. Let's go to the hotel no doubt
 
So there is no heat and no water in the demountable? I thought they had it all worked out and they'd be super cosy? They were repeatedly warned all this would happen and completely brushed it off as trolling.
And Nana has a cold despite it being 'dry cold air'.
She really looks bloody awful.

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And this was the 'complete chaos' in Nanvuk (I think???) According to Worzel the town had never seen anything like it (As a small family car drives past with no bother).
Oh I imagine it had :rolleyes:

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He’s really overshared in this one as he tries to bring drama….
They can’t shower or wash at all in the van, they have to wait till they stay over somewhere.
They pee in bottles, which are now frozen… 🥶 (do you know women have different bottoms Liam? Must be a right laugh for Janine using a sheewee or some such 😔) No wonder her lips are a mess, they must be dehydrated as anything if they can’t go to the loo.
Their cooker is frozen over - !!!! So the van must be full of damp. What about the mini camping stove, that they so sensibly didnt get from Mountain Warehouse UK but bought on the road in Norway? Perhaps the gas is frozen but that doesn’t say good things about the temp in the van.

Sensible person: get to the Arctic Circle and then look for the Aurora every night as it depends on cloud whether you can see it.
Liam: get to the Arctic Circle, insist on going to the “best place in the world” to see it, where you can only stay one night becuse you didn’t google “can you camp overnight in Sweden’s national parks?” then make drama out of “It might be cloudy!”

Anyway. They saw it, and the video had some nice landscapes and some good Northern Lights shots. Their music is quite good I have to admit. The editing is getting much better, it’s the raw material that isn’t! I don’t think they’ll make it to Finland, such a shame when a little 41-year-old has to stop believing 😆 I’ve almost changed my mind that Janine is weak, I couldn’t survive in those conditions (the van not the weather).
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the get-out-of-jail-free card has been laid on the table... and you all called it - Janine's cough 🥱
I am hearing temps might go down to -35 in Finnish Lapland around Christmas Day so I'd say there's no chance they will reach Finland. Wimps... I'm so disappointed in these nonsurvivalists even if I knew they'd never make it. They're too thick and traveling has certainly never added to their knowledge. Idiots didn't even understand wild moose are dangerous.

P S. Seeing the Aurora also depends on solar activity so no guarantees even on clear weather.
 
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I couldn’t watch past the first few minutes of footage due to his absolutely disgusting large mouth, covered in spit and white bits 🤢.

But it’s all so predictable. The simple thing is they don’t deserve the clout that they have.

They don’t behave like real or experienced vanlifers at all. The time that they do spend in the vehicle is them driving miles and miles, barely taking in anywhere they pass and the rest of the time they’re in hotels.
 
Sunshine99 said:
I couldn’t watch past the first few minutes of footage due to his absolutely disgusting large mouth, covered in spit and white bits 🤢.

But it’s all so predictable. The simple thing is they don’t deserve the clout that they have.

They don’t behave like real or experienced vanlifers at all. The time that they do spend in the vehicle is them driving miles and miles, barely taking in anywhere they pass and the rest of the time they’re in hotels.
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Yes, the disgusting unwashed mouth... And someone mentioned them having chapped lips in the winter. I think they have awful chapped lips all year round! Reminds me of that character in Dave Chappelle Show years and years ago, the addict whatshisname.

I hate how they mispronounce everything and never show us anything interesting because they are uneducated and unwilling to do research properly. Complete morons driving around, panicking over everything and always failing the viewer's expectations. We should all stop watching.

Oh, and good luck with that ice bucket you've ordered... I'm sure it will be great for quitting mid-trip after spending a fortune having it shipped to Canada. Just stay in your local Tesco car park... Meanwhile True Blue Travelers have actually reached Canada after completing their Nordic tour last year.
 
Their temperature reports are just like their reports of how long they've spent in their van - wildly inflated. Liam's claiming it's -30 but it was -10 on the summit - so he must be talking absolute nonsense. I don't understand how they don't have any heat in their silly van - do they not have a diesel heater at all? We go skiing in our van (not in the Arctic circle obviously but in sub-zero temps) and our diesel heater keeps us completely toasty. Also what idiot doesn't research whether overnight camping is allowed in a parking lot? And finally, for goodness sake, they went up a little ski lift but from the terrified gasping you'd think they were going up Everest. Awful pair.
 
I am thinking they didn't spend nights in the van and left it without heating for the whole night. Only show themselves behind the wheel and no footage of them even opening the door to the back. I'm not sure they didn't plan on quitting, they only turned the 4wd on after Narvik.

Here's some critical comments that will probably soon be deleted.

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Some of their fans think they reached the North Pole 🙈

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And here's an interesting one... Where was this commenter...?

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holasun said:
It will be interesting to see how these two present Lapland when this is what the media is reporting:
www.bbc.co.uk

'No snow' Lapland holiday refund row for Cumbrian family

Tui should have rescheduled the trip based on weather forecasts, the O'Neil family says.
www.bbc.co.uk

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Here's a live cam of where I assume they were headed (and now won't because they're losers):

 
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Jelly Bean said:
The state that vehicle will be when they hand it back. They are terrible.
And the bleeping idiot Worzel forgot to turn on the engine heater one night.
I still don't understand why the demountable has been such a disaster. No heating, no water. Honestly how the duck have they been so incompetent yet again?
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In the comments someone asked how come it was freezing in the demountable (we're supposed to believe they're sleeping in there?) and why didn't he leave the heating in there on low all the time. He said it was left on all the time 🤨 None of it EVER makes sense with those two.
 
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