Those Happy Days #4 Abandoning vehicles is our game, but obviously it’s others we’ll blame.!

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Pair of bleeping morons.

That truck is fucked - I spy at least 2 yellow lights on the dash - one to the left of the speedo and another down to the right in the cluster just above the binnacle bottom. Its an M2 style dash for any Ford Ranger bods in Tattle land - I can't locate a decent owners manual online even from Ford.

Thats yellows without the messages you'd get on statup regards adblue/service etc

They've also flagged themselves as true fair weather drivers/vanlifers - I get black crud up my car this time of year, everyone does - its roadsalt, mixed with water and grime.
Yet again, they have ruined something for regular travellers/truckers - 'stealing' hot water for a hot water bottle. I would imagine most garages/pump jockeys ignore the odd hot water bottle/flask getting filled - but these 2 fucknuckles have openly filmed it - thats signs going up in smaller Circle K's everywhere.
Yet more 'hidden' grifts - for the old favourite Jackery.
He's hoping to gas the pair of them - using a camping stove in an enclosed space is bleeping lunacy. The problem is you have an exposed rubber pipe with no lagging on it - get some tin foil and insulation lagging and at least give your kit a fighting chance.
More alcoholic shenanigans alongside his ever present tightness - tightness vs alcoholism = alcoholism wins everytime with Worzel.

Like I said the other day - they are already home.... this video pretty much confirms it and lines up the 'failure' as per normal. Lapland was the goal... and they've already tit out.

Oh and the Arctic Circle sign - it belongs to the Arctic Circle Centre - a tourist trap for muppets like these 2 that opens from May - October. I bet Nana was gutted it was shut - tut shopping FAILED!
 
They’re like “wow we are in the middle of nowhere, it’s totally inhospitable” and like 5 cars drive past and 2 mins later there’s houses

god they boil my piss

edit: my partner has been screaming at the tv “WHY CAN’T THEY FILM ANYTHING. EVERYTHING IS OUT OF FOCUS. SURELY THATS THEIR ONLY JOB”
 
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chopsahoy said:
They’re like “wow we are in the middle of nowhere, it’s totally inhospitable” and like 5 cars drive past and 2 mins later there’s houses
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I know 😂 at this point Worzel was describing this as Hell and the most treacherous driving conditions. Whereas the road looks fine and there's a wee lady in just a jumper and trainers.

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And ffs what were they expecting anyway? 'It's cold. It's icy. It's snowing'. Such a surprise in the Arctic circle :rolleyes:
And they were repeatedly advised in comments that their propane tank would freeze. Worzel knew best and kept quoting 'propane only freezes at -42°'. Yes numbnuts - and you were also repeatedly told the rubber pipe from the propane would freeze and to take steps to prevent that. Obviously it hasn't occurred to him to insulate it.
And of course Nana's in the van having the abdabs.
 
Already backtracking these two wombats, bleeping stupid gas tank outside the van with standard rubber hose haha, thick as gravy, they were never gonna make it these two, I've watched loads of youtubers do this trip in converted vans never mind a 4x4 truck "made for the job". Made me laugh too when he's driving along doing 10mph cos nanna is crying and there's trucks in his mirrors up his arse and then flying past.
 
Jelly Bean said:
I know 😂 at this point Worzel was describing this as Hell and the most treacherous driving conditions. Whereas the road looks fine and there's a wee lady in just a jumper and trainers.

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And ffs what were they expecting anyway? 'It's cold. It's icy. It's snowing'. Such a surprise in the Arctic circle :rolleyes:
And they were repeatedly advised in comments that their propane tank would freeze. Worzel knew best and kept quoting 'propane only freezes at -42°'. Yes numbnuts - and you were also repeatedly told the rubber pipe from the propane would freeze and to take steps to prevent that. Obviously it hasn't occurred to him to insulate it.
And of course Nana's in the van having the abdabs.
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Just watched and screen shot the same 🤣 and Tina had a T-shirt on.

Using the camping stove inside the well insulated sealed truck gave me palpitations.

Inhospitable conditions, hell, no one on the roads, middle of nowhere lots of other stuff added for dramatic licence

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Is it me or are conditions not really that bad....normal little cars passing him no trouble.
What a pair of bleeping drama queens...
I mean views look nice but I'm on Skye and its just as nice!
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Something don't add up the more I watch?
Why didn't they film the fishtailing when he usually films every bleeping thing...
It was dark.....then light when they pulled in to services....then bleeping dark again when he gave his closing speech....but he said it was pitch black when they fish tailed.....his continuity isn't that good for a filming expert
 
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Isolated and no one around. I see less cars and people in the village I live in a few miles out from a small market town in England 🙄

Also claiming they’ve lived in this truck for over two months and full time van life for years but didn’t see the Northern Lights this year 🤔 I saw them several times. A few from my back garden! Other nights while staying out in my van or boat. Most off grid people relished in them.

I’ll watch until the end of this ridiculous trip just for laughs (although now it’s mostly groans and anger) then I think I’m done.
 
Whereabouts said:
Is it me or are conditions not really that bad....normal little cars passing him no trouble.
What a pair of bleeping drama queens...
I mean views look nice but I'm on Skye and its just as nice!
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Something don't add up the more I watch?
Why didn't they film the fishtailing when he usually films every bleeping thing...
It was dark.....then light when they pulled in to services....then bleeping dark again when he gave his closing speech....but he said it was pitch black when they fish tailed.....his continuity isn't that good for a filming expert
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Yeah conditions were fine. It was raining at multiple points in their video which shows the temperature was above freezing! They have a bloody 4x4, the vehicle is built to handle most things.

Nana needs to get a grip “oooo we need to cross the mountain pass” right so just another well gritted road then.
 
Having spent a good portion of my life in Ohio, I have had the experience of hitting black ice on the road and spinning around backwards, once with with my 4 month old daughter in the backseat.

Yes, it's very scary--for about 10 seconds. But if no one else slams into you, what you do is catch your breath, turn the car in the right direction and continue driving a lot more carefully than you were before.

It does not warrant stopping off at the Circle K for tea and a breakdown. It just means you and everyone else on the road will be late for work that day.
 
Judy5cents said:
Having spent a good portion of my life in Ohio, I have had the experience of hitting black ice on the road and spinning around backwards, once with with my 4 month old daughter in the backseat.

Yes, it's very scary--for about 10 seconds. But if no one else slams into you, what you do is catch your breath, turn the car in the right direction and continue driving a lot more carefully than you were before.

It does not warrant stopping off at the Circle K for tea and a breakdown. It just means you and everyone else on the road will be late for work that day.
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I reckon she’d been asking him to stop for the previous 3 hours driving between the Arctic Circle Centre and Innhaven and him skidding was the last straw.
He just loves roaring along with his foot down, doesn’t give a crap that she’s cold and scared. Yes she’s pretty weak - she can’t even get down from the back!! Just stands there to be lifted down like an 18 month old - but I wouldn’t like to be completely in his clutches while he does what he damn well pleases.
All she cares about is getting a cup of tea and they haven’t even brought teabags with them.
 
Wow they are pathetic! I've seen numerous media reports saying Lapland holidays/events cancelled due to warm temps and rain more than snow. Also they were in Copenhagen only 5 days ago, according to their insta timeline so they can only have spent at best a few days in these "harrowing" conditions. Mind you this is a pair who had kittens driving down a slightly narrow Devon lane so why they thought they'd be up to anything adventurous is beyond me.
They've been away max 3 weeks now, at least the first 10 days were spent fanny round Christmas markets in Germany/Belgium eating and drinking everything in sight.
 
FFS just put on the latest vlog, 1 minute in and I dont think I can bare to even hate watch it 😂

‘We’re in hell’
‘The world’s most inhospitable climate’
‘Completely inhospitable’ said whilst a little Renault Clio drives past 😂
‘Minus 20’ said whilst he’s in a crappy light jacket with the zip undone and his neck and chest exposed. Ok 😂

I mean of course it’s extreme compared to average British weather but it doesn’t look like anything I haven’t experienced in Wales or Scotland. Seems like they’ve got off lightly with the conditions and hyped it up as usual.

Who actually likes these jokers?!
 
Them keeping saying they're in hell is so bloody insulting to a country they are visiting.
They've been repeatedly told IT WILL BE COLD and have been given excellent advice in comments.
Worzel labelled it all as 'organised trolling' and said Nana would be fine as it was a 'different' kind of cold.
They're so bloody useless it isn't even amusing any more tbh.
 
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