Those Happy Days #4 Abandoning vehicles is our game, but obviously it’s others we’ll blame.!

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Pontyslapper said:
Thats why I'm convinced they have tentacles in the company either directly or through family and friends - no rental firm would allow you to duck about with their income stream using 12 year old John on the side of the road in what looks like a council estate.

I was trolling about Edinburgh in shorts and t shirt over half term, I'll still be in shorts and t shirts in Merthyr year round. They are NOT going to make it north of Germany, hell, I reckon Belgium might be pushing it with their driving records.
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you’re made of stronger stuff than me then cause I live in Edinburgh and the heatings been on since summer 😂
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November_again said:
They're in Manchester, picking up tires from a business as pretentious and insufferable as them.

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that bio!!! sorry but what has “stop following orders” and “push the boundaries”’got to do with alloys.
 
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I can never tell with Worzel if he's oblivious to how unflattering his pics and words of Nanna ("Janike" to him) are or if he's being passive-aggressive.

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'Iconic' yellow jacket.:LOL: More like, totally unsuitable garment for a cold British Winter, whilst living in a van.
Nanna looks puffy and yellow tinged most of the time. As she has some sort of chest condition, how do they think the freezing
conditions in Lapland will help. No Tesco carpark, or vegan coffee shop to hang out in. How do you like your reindeer steaks Worzel?
 
Jelly Bean said:
People that bang on about being cold really piss me off. It's so bleeping boring.
Janike seems to think it's a personality trait.
And that stupid yellow jacket isn't iconic. She had a pink one not long ago.
And can't they just set off for Lapland already? Or do they need to scrounge more stuff here before the go?
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She wouldn't be permanently cold, if she led an active life instead of her sedentary nursing home existence. I've never met a woman her age who's so passive - both physically and mentally.

She's got a driver's license, why doesn't she challenge herself and do part of the driving?
She's got nothing but time, so why is she eating Worzel's processed slop every day instead of cooking some nutritious meals that will give her energy and make her feel healthier?
She's not doing any physical labor, so why isn't she taking up a sport that'll get her circulation going and build up some muscles?
 
I agree, to some extent I think the "being cold" is a mindset Janike has got into, she thinks she's cold so she is. Bit like people who constantly moan they are "tired".
She's been wearing a winter coat since August and a woolly hat from early October, despite part of October actually being unseasonably warm.
Yes, her circulation probably is also shot by sitting on her arse so much. I was spectating at sons football earlier so while he did his warm up I went for a walk round the park. 2 miles later I discarded my gloves and stayed warm in just a rain coat and sweatshirt standing for the 90 mins game time.
I can't get my head around the fact she's apparently chosen to go to Lapland, when she's cold in her so say -40 coat when temps aren't even below freezing yet for most of the UK (although next week looks like it might be challenging for Nana!).
 
Camperfan said:
I agree, to some extent I think the "being cold" is a mindset Janike has got into, she thinks she's cold so she is. Bit like people who constantly moan they are "tired".
She's been wearing a winter coat since August and a woolly hat from early October, despite part of October actually being unseasonably warm.
Yes, her circulation probably is also shot by sitting on her arse so much. I was spectating at sons football earlier so while he did his warm up I went for a walk round the park. 2 miles later I discarded my gloves and stayed warm in just a rain coat and sweatshirt standing for the 90 mins game time.
I can't get my head around the fact she's apparently chosen to go to Lapland, when she's cold in her so say -40 coat when temps aren't even below freezing yet for most of the UK (although next week looks like it might be challenging for Nana!).
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And Worzel keeps saying she's only affected by 'wet cold' not 'dry cold' that they'll get in Lapland. So she'll be fine.
I get that cold damp weather can be awful for coughs, but so can incredibly dry cold air.
They've both got a stupidly romantic vision of what it will be like. She will be completely freezing and it will make her ill 🤷‍♀️ That is a certainty.
And they'll have damp clothes causing so much condensation.
 
How does he know it's only "damp cold"?! Where have they been that's "dry cold" to test this theory? Nowhere! They spent last winter in warm India and wherever they had their secret holiday to after. They did the dumb trip to Germany and the god awful dirt cheap " cruise" which I think was to the Netherlands?
Did they go abroad in their first van, or just tour round the UK coast? I can't think of anywhere "dry cold" they've been.
 
Pontyslapper said:
I foresee divorce. She's depleted and fading. She needs to get away from his damaging narc personality.

Preferable, her old childhood home bedroom, where it's warm and there's tea on tap and Greggs steak bakes for strength.
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I don't see her ever leaving him. She's so co-dependent and needs him as a crutch since she can't even speak up for herself, let alone go through life independently.
There's also no career to fall back on, just a number of failed business attempts she gave up on.
Her parents might happily take her in at first, but at some point, they'd want their middle aged daughter to take care of herself. I don't think she's got any friends aside from that older couple in Brighton they visit now and then.
 
I can't help remembering their pathetic attempt to complete the Camino de Santiago in Spain--Liam walking it in flip flops and Janine taking the bus because her new shoes gave her blisters. They made a mockery of its purpose and meaning, something the people doing it took very seriously.

Same thing with the trip to Lapland, they're rushing into it, woefully unprepared and totally clueless as to what's in store. Janine will likely spend the entire time in that tiny camper shell, shivering under the blankets, never venturing outside. And Liam will insist they're having the time of their lives.
 
So, they're in the super warm pod in the unseasonably warm UK........ she's got her woolly hat and coat on FFS!
Is she stupid or what? Those clothes she bought are not gonna hack it!
And despite advice from people who know about these things they're sticking with polyester teddy bedding rather than woollen blankets and other natural fabrics.

ETA someone's just pointed out they're vegan so can't use wool products. They'd rather freeze to death 🙄
 
Mountain Warehouse and Trespass for gear to overland in or around the Arctic Circle - :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: 🤪🤪🤪🤪

Are they taking the bleeping piss - that sort of gear is what you put yer kids in to go back and forth school in a UK 'snowy' winter - it aint serious Arctic Circle clobber.

They latest video is just one big advert after another. Not even discreet anymore - just bleeping blatant as duck. I'm think I'm about done with the grifting cunts.

This is gonna sound bad - I hope they come a bleeping cropper and it doesn't endanger too many rescuey type folk wherever they duck up - probably on the M25 knowing these two cockwombles.
 
Pontyslapper said:
Mountain Warehouse and Trespass for gear to overland in or around the Arctic Circle - :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: 🤪🤪🤪🤪

Are they taking the bleeping piss - that sort of gear is what you put yer kids in to go back and forth school in a UK 'snowy' winter - it aint serious Arctic Circle clobber.

They latest video is just one big advert after another. Not even discreet anymore - just bleeping blatant as duck. I'm think I'm about done with the grifting cunts.

This is gonna sound bad - I hope they come a bleeping cropper and it doesn't endanger too many rescuey type folk wherever they duck up - probably on the M25 knowing these two cockwombles.
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That doesn't sound bad. I keep hoping something (non life threatening) will happen to make them wise up. And as you say doesn't put other people in danger trying to bail them out.
They're a complete menace.
 
Jelly Bean said:
That doesn't sound bad. I keep hoping something (non life threatening) will happen to make them wise up. And as you say doesn't put other people in danger trying to bail them out.
They're a complete menace.
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How about the snow fall during the night drifting onto that tailgate, freezing and stopping them opening the door?
I don't know why we're worrying, they'll be super snug in a hotel somewhere (paid for with the money they've saved with all these free upgrades).
 
M&S leggings. I’m howling.

The Amazon/Temu crap head gear is hilarious.

I’ve just done a weekend at the coat in the van. It was 4•c at one point and my gear was not dissimilar from what they’ve bought for the Arctic Circle 😂

They appear to have just taken any freebies they can. I wonder if the companies have somewhat mugged them off and convinced them for some free advertising.

I can not fathom how two grown adults can be this naive.

If I wild camp I sleep on sheepskin rugs. Do they think Inuits shop at Mountain Warehouse and M&S? bleeping idiots.
 
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