So the neglected, abused green monstrosity has said
duck it and finally thrown in the towel ....Can't say I blame it the way Wurzel drives it !
Soooo if it was pissing oil the oil warning light would have come on first - hint here Wurzel stop driving asap and investigate ...
2nd hint - engine management light comes ( your van is saying HELP) stop driving now you
bleeping bellend !
3rd hint- the engine management light is now flashing , your van is warning you to
bleeping stop before it implodes
...
Too late ......
That 'ceased' engine may have been mitigated if you weren't such a weapons grade arrogant, useless
twit Wurzel
. Then there is the fake tears and incessant whining....that thing they put your van on Janine is a low loader - specialist piece of kit needed to remove a car/van/lorry that is completely fucked ! The RAC doesn't not exist solely to turn up for your benefit ...surprise surprise there may have been others ahead of you in the queue for assistance you entitled
bleeping snowflake
.
Oh and on what planet do you think your insurance is going to pay for your breakdown recovery because you couldn't be bothered to wait for YOUR breakdown service to arrive !
Just quit now and save us all the pain ....except you won't because you earn roughly £3,000 a month from the half arsed pathetic drivel you pump out as content and you may have to actually work to fund your vanlife the same as the rest of us
.