Those Happy Days #2 Those Crappy Days

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November_again said:
I wonder for how much longer, if van life Youtubers keep promoting it as a stealth camping paradise.
And it's not just the potential littering and noise, but moochers like them who use the facilities multiple times throughout the days there for free.
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Tesco’s is not the kind of organisation to put up with people living in their car parks and promoting it as a way of living on YouTube. I have no doubt they will clamp down on it shortly.

The second a customer(s) start complaining it will be finished with - let’s not forget they are essentially itinerants and there are laws in place to protect businesses and the general public.

What happens when Worzel decides and moving on every 2 days is too expensive…does it become 3, 4, 5?
 
Charlie&Lulu said:
What happens when Worzel decides and moving on every 2 days is too expensive…does it become 3, 4, 5?
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What I don't understand is that they could move along every day and just park somewhere else nearby in the same town or the next village along or whatever. But every time they get behind the wheel they're on a mission to drive as far away as possible. They could use their fuel much more efficiently if they planned anything.
 
Tom_Nook said:
What I don't understand is that they could move along every day and just park somewhere else nearby in the same town or the next village along or whatever. But every time they get behind the wheel they're on a mission to drive as far away as possible. They could use their fuel much more efficiently if they planned anything.
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I feel like most of their drives are motivated by free repairs at a garage, free food for exposure on their vegan website and picking up parcels at the house of the parent that drew the short straw that week.

What I'm more interested in, is what they actually do on their non-filming days. The last video started with Liam saying they've spent the last two days in the Tesco parking lot. What do two people do trapped in a tin can for 48 hours when they're also trying to be unsuspicious?
Is Liam scrolling through "troll" comments all day? Is Janine pretending to edit just so she doesn't have to listen to him talk? It's not like they've ever even hinted at interests or hobbies aside from 90s bands.

I also despise their lack of effort when visiting places. Last week, the tour of London's closed cemeteries and this time Windsor, which to me as someone who isn't from the UK, would have actually been interesting. But all I got to see were a few seconds of the guard, the gate outside the castle but not the castle itself, 10 seconds of a 3 mile walk that drove them to the limit of their physical abilities and Janine waddling to the van because 4 hours parking is all they are willing to pay for.
 
Charlie&Lulu said:
Tesco’s is not the kind of organisation to put up with people living in their car parks and promoting it as a way of living on YouTube. I have no doubt they will clamp down on it shortly.

The second a customer(s) start complaining it will be finished with - let’s not forget they are essentially itinerants and there are laws in place to protect businesses and the general public.

What happens when Worzel decides and moving on every 2 days is too expensive…does it become 3, 4, 5?
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We have a few Tesco in our area and one of those is by a academy which has hardly any parking and use to use Tesco that Tesco now has a maximum one and a half hour stay to do your shopping and that’s it after that you are fined.
 
November_again said:
I feel like most of their drives are motivated by free repairs at a garage, free food for exposure on their vegan website and picking up parcels at the house of the parent that drew the short straw that week.

What I'm more interested in, is what they actually do on their non-filming days. The last video started with Liam saying they've spent the last two days in the Tesco parking lot. What do two people do trapped in a tin can for 48 hours when they're also trying to be unsuspicious?
Is Liam scrolling through "troll" comments all day? Is Janine pretending to edit just so she doesn't have to listen to him talk? It's not like they've ever even hinted at interests or hobbies aside from 90s bands.

I also despise their lack of effort when visiting places. Last week, the tour of London's closed cemeteries and this time Windsor, which to me as someone who isn't from the UK, would have actually been interesting. But all I got to see were a few seconds of the guard, the gate outside the castle but not the castle itself, 10 seconds of a 3 mile walk that drove them to the limit of their physical abilities and Janine waddling to the van because 4 hours parking is all they are willing to pay for.
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Non-filming days are taken up by passing out from the toxic veganic farts that permeate the very fabric of the van, their clothes and anything they touch. Once passed out, more farts release from their now loosened bodies.

When they do awaken from their fart induced slumbers, Nanna sparks up the lappy for 12 hour mammoth editing sessions while Worzel picks stray hairs from his hat and glues them back to his thinning bonce.

The aimless use of diesel does my bloody head in - at about £1.82 a litre they must be either stinking rich or bilking diesel from somewhere. They have no apparent income yet piss through diesel like I blow through orange squash.
 
November_again said:
I wonder for how much longer, if van life Youtubers keep promoting it as a stealth camping paradise.
And it's not just the potential littering and noise, but moochers like them who use the facilities multiple times throughout the days there for free.
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The irony of 'stealth camping' but then plastering it all over the internet. People have been living discreetly and respectfully in vans for decades, I really hope show off idiots like these two turning it into a fad don't ruin it for them.
 
In excited anticipation of their Sunday vlog, here is a Word Bingo Card: Absolutely/Amazing/Carpark/Chilling/Coffee/Cold/Freezing/Gawjus/Hungry/Nervous/Pow-wer/ Scared/Starving/Stealth/Shopping/Supermarket/Tesco/Tired

Just strike through the words on the card when either Worzel or Nanna says them. The full house winner gets to use a supermarket toilet directly after Nanna or Worzel has been in for their morning bowel movement.
 
Zelig said:
In excited anticipation of their Sunday vlog, here is a Word Bingo Card: Absolutely/Amazing/Carpark/Chilling/Coffee/Cold/Freezing/Gawjus/Hungry/Nervous/Pow-wer/ Scared/Starving/Stealth/Shopping/Supermarket/Tesco/Tired

Just strike through the words on the card when either Worzel or Nanna says them. The full house winner gets to use a supermarket toilet directly after Nanna or Worzel has been in for their morning bowel movement.
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You forgot the word Vegan. Did you know they were vegan? 😜
 
New blog - boring log of shite - has dropped.

Nanna's cough is back - although... and my lad noticed this - she didn't cough once through the whole video
Liam's arms have grown ever so slightly - he's managed to reach the tops of a couple of twenty pound notes he had folded up in his falling down trousers in this video, I suspect partly due to getting 2k inheritance from his grandfather who died earlier this year. He gives his usual bollocks at the end - this time about using the money to honour his grandfather blah blah, so it'll be spunked on overpriced tat, parking fees, cafe grub and more gawjus centrepiece trials.
Today's centrepieces are Sainsburys. Nanna 'slates' them on the eating bit, yet while walking they are clearly gawjus - make yer mind up you silly moo.
Nanna completely ignores posted 'No Filming or camera use' signs in a public changing room, no hideous shower shot, but a dressing gown shot.
Again, a clear breach of CAA drone flying rules - overflying the whole centre of the Christmas market and overflying a considerable crowd and unrelated people. bleeping twit! You'll get my occasional hobby banned with that tit!
 
Frigging idiots. They're doing my head in with exposing their stealth camping to thousands on Youtube now. Sharing that they got away with living in a central Bath carpark for £1.50 a night x3 nights is just going to ruin it for everyone else!! There are people who live that lifestyle out of necessity, not because it's a bandwagon to jump on, who wont have cosy parents houses to return to when there's no longer anywhere free or cheap to park. They only care about themselves. Their channel is just a display of how much they can get out of something / someone / somewhere for nothing. A pair of dimwit goblins who go round consuming and taking what they can. They really don't live the vegan philosophy, they're just processed plant-based consumers. I know I'm repeating myself on this thread but I've gone from enjoying watching their silly decisions to really, really disliking their character.
 
Blatantly deleting comments.

I posted up a few comments relating to drone flying - deleted within seconds.

Used another account and posted a question - answered, liked and love hearted.

Worzel and Nanna can go and duck themselves with one of his grilled aubergine abortions - I'm done with the duplicitousness of these faux veganites.

I very much doubt the stall bought 'Vegan' waffles were vegan - no way would any stallholder waste space or money on a niche clientele, when they ain't going to have sod all of a clue about the ingredients of a waffle drizzled in god knows what toppings on a cold, damp evening.
 
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