Those Happy Days #2 Those Crappy Days

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Yet another undeclared shill - this time Jackery and a side mention for Eco Tree Lithium

They are again taking the piss and squatting in Tesco's car park. Grizzling about nailling the batteries down to 25% and no chance to charge up, so they have to stump up £18 for a night in a campsite to charge the batteries. Erm, don't run high draw tit like hairdryers - Worzel blaming the lights - if you've got LEDs they pull a quite low amount. It'll be boiling the kettle and other high drain stuff that'll have done it.

I have 1 110Ah battery on our van - it has a 300W inverter to let us plug the TV and Switch in, but also has 2xfag lighters and 3 x standard USB and 3 x PD quick charge USB. I've never yet managed to knock it down even powering the TV, Switch and 4 modern top end samsung phones and a couple of power banks for several hours during an evening away.

At least we had no gopping Nanna in the shower shots today.

How the duck do you get the wheels spinning on a flat field on mildly moist grass - with General Grabbers. He really can't drive for tit. Gentle on the clutch and ease it out.... oh no Worzel, slams it into reverse and dumps the clutch. What a bleeping bellend.

I think they've run their family and friends' patience with their plugging in and drawing water. Now as mentioned in passing, they are clearly turning their attentions to small, independent cafes and the like for nicking power to charge laptops and phones etc.... SCUM!
 
I just can’t with these pair anymore!
spent two nights in Windsor and didn’t do anything there until they had to leave because they’d drained the lithium batteries, then did they’re usual rush round, wouldn’t pay to go in the castle but buy huge hot chocolate drinks then the end of the day rush back as usual because apparently neither of them can ever tell the time.
And who knew winter van life was deferent?
They are lovely the ‘free’ tesco parking now but I’m sure they will get caught out with some ‘stealth’ parking enforcement!

So they had a Jackery power bank in the old van … yet didn’t use that in the new van but got an inverter that they now know isn’t great so now have another Jackery power bank that was in the van boxed and unused while they were have a power shortage panic?hmmm just bad acting to sell a ‘stealth’ ad !
 
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Totally agree with previous comments that this was a nothing vlog, all it was was a jackery advert - which doesn’t compete with Ecoflow’s offering I might add. Clearly their begging didn’t bear fruit, or they don’t want to follow the brand because LTT is a distributor for their new plug and go product.

Oh and they’re living off Christmas centre pieces for the next few weeks - they’ll be sick of them by Christmas. The last time I looked a centrepiece was some sort of floral/candle thing used for celebratory meals not bloody food, she’s such a dick 😂

Perhaps we should all club together and buy them a kiddies clock that teaches you how to tell the time, they clearly can’t at the moment!
 
Charlie&Lulu said:
Oh and they’re living off Christmas centre pieces for the next few weeks - they’ll be sick of them by Christmas. The last time I looked a centrepiece was some sort of floral/candle thing used for celebratory meals not bloody food, she’s such a dick 😂
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I'm guessing some of that plant based stuff has a similar consistency to some elements of floral/candle centrepieces.... dusty - oasis plant stuffer, waxy - candles, nuts n berries, random bits of texture - twigs.
 
k500rjs said:
Nooooo.
The first part of the vlog was just to set the scene for the Jackey power bank advert, if they already had it why did they not use it Grrrrrrrrrrrr, to save them the need to go to a campsite? On the subject of the campsite, I like the facilities ex Mod set up I think?

The rest the of vlog was just normal drivel. And yes now I have to deal with my partner's displeasure with me for watching again, may have to take her for Sunday lunch or just a trip to the Range wish me luck. :)
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I hope you treated her to both!!!
My god, they're really thick as mince (obvs the vegan variety!) The editing was awful, oh running out of charge, let's put the heater on 🤷‍♀️
How would they ever cope without gadgets and apps, and he's a really shite driver, that stuck thing was hilarious!!!
 
Did anyone notice what was on Liam's shirt as he was driving around aimlessly so he could charge the batteries? A melting planet Earth with the words "Not Cool," which I assume is meant to show his support to end global warming. And he's wearing it as he's spewing dangerous diesel particulates into the atmosphere, making global warming worse.

Not cool, Liam.
 
hardworkinggardener said:
I got fed up of seeing their click bait videos in my feed. I'll see what you guys and gals post here about their videos and if I think it might warrant a look, I'll go see.
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Better to un-sub and have a nksenow and again than add to thier income subwise

Stop Press! Nanna tells the truth three times in this weeks vlog! (1) Nanna admits to "waddling" on her rush out of the cafe. (2) Nanna off her head confused and admits it at 13.35, "its not disastrous because i dont know if its disastrous", (3) At 4.20 listen to the lyrics of the song overplaying - more truth from Nanna or a cry for help..?!
More Tesco bowel openings.
More inarticulate drivel. "Pow-wer". Problems with pow-wer. Running out of pow-wer.
More undeclared paid for promotions? More poor research.
Nanna cooking - Re-heating pre-packed Xmas food ffs is not cooking! Would not let her near a naked flame. As for her porridge even Worzel had to comment!
Why not let Worzel run to the van before the ticket expires and then pick Nanna up rather than make her waddle and risk being late - Thick as a boxing day turd pair of them.
Not prepared for winter van life? Not prepared for vanlife more like. Not prepared for life at all apparently.
Are they not supposed to be self declared ex-professional gardeners but Nanna going on about trees, shrubs, bushes or whatever they are..!
I dont know for sure but would hazard a guess its illegal to fly a drone at Windsor Castle but they did..
Bella Vista campsite- reminds me of the B&B in Only Fools and Horses Xmas special in Margate- apt!
So Worzel will turn off the ventilation in the van in winter to save pow-wer, so condensation moaning here we come..Am no expert but thought in cold conditions solar panels are much more efficient than in warm conditions...
More fake gushing comments on the vlog comments.
Cant wait for the next manufactured fake drama.
 
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“So Worzel will turn off the ventilation in the van in winter to save pow-wer, so condensation moaning here we come..Am no expert but thought in cold conditions solar panels are much more efficient than in warm conditions…”


….and what short memories they have after their recent vlog discussing the dangers of condensation…..

I cannot wait for the lorry to get as mouldy as their last van got, and then they will make a whole vlog about Nanna’s winter cough returning
 
I paused the vlog in the first few seconds as can't be arsed to watch, just wanted to read the comments.
Swear there are some (written by Tattlers) which on the face of it look arse kissy but must be sarcastic, e.g one asking where Liam got his hat? A piss take surely!
There was one pointing out the potential parking fine and hot chocs cost more than the campsite which is a safe space to stay.
There are several saying why not go to the warmth of southern Europe rather than another Tesco stop. I think a fair few of their viewers think they are a bit dim at best with their carry on. The rest seem to be either mature women or US/Oz viewers who seem to like them as they exclusively show the UK and this is what they like/feel affinity too as where ancestors are from.
 
Zelig said:
Better to un-sub and have a nksenow and again than add to thier income subwise

Stop Press! Nanna tells the truth three times in this weeks vlog! (1) Nanna admits to "waddling" on her rush out of the cafe. (2) Nanna off her head confused and admits it at 13.35, "its not disastrous because i dont know if its disastrous", (3) At 4.20 listen to the lyrics of the song overplaying - more truth from Nanna or a cry for help..?!
More Tesco bowel openings.
More inarticulate drivel. "Pow-wer". Problems with pow-wer. Running out of pow-wer.
More undeclared paid for promotions? More poor research.
Nanna cooking - Re-heating pre-packed Xmas food ffs is not cooking! Would not let her near a naked flame. As for her porridge even Worzel had to comment!
Why not let Worzel run to the van before the ticket expires and then pick Nanna up rather than make her waddle and risk being late - Thick as a boxing day turd pair of them.
Not prepared for winter van life? Not prepared for vanlife more like. Not prepared for life at all apparently.
Are they not supposed to be self declared ex-professional gardeners but Nanna going on about trees, shrubs, bushes or whatever they are..!
I dont know for sure but would hazard a guess its illegal to fly a drone at Windsor Castle but they did..
Bella Vista campsite- reminds me of the B&B in Only Fools and Horses Xmas special in Margate- apt!
So Worzel will turn off the ventilation in the van in winter to save pow-wer, so condensation moaning here we come..Am no expert but thought in cold conditions solar panels are much more efficient than in warm conditions...
More fake gushing comments on the vlog comments.
Cant wait for the next manufactured fake drama.
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I said exactly the same why the fook couldn’t he run to the van and pick her up once he’d exited the car park, pair of absolute muppets…
And why visit Windsor if all you do is walk the Long Walk there is so much to do at Windsor, so much to see including the castle itself and all they did was that

Pontyslapper said:
I'm guessing some of that plant based stuff has a similar consistency to some elements of floral/candle centrepieces.... dusty - oasis plant stuffer, waxy - candles, nuts n berries, random bits of texture - twigs.
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You do make me laugh 😂 I once made a vegan joke here and got shot down in flames I admire your bravery 🤣….

Camperfan said:
I paused the vlog in the first few seconds as can't be arsed to watch, just wanted to read the comments.
Swear there are some (written by Tattlers) which on the face of it look arse kissy but must be sarcastic, e.g one asking where Liam got his hat? A piss take surely!
There was one pointing out the potential parking fine and hot chocs cost more than the campsite which is a safe space to stay.
There are several saying why not go to the warmth of southern Europe rather than another Tesco stop. I think a fair few of their viewers think they are a bit dim at best with their carry on. The rest seem to be either mature women or US/Oz viewers who seem to like them as they exclusively show the UK and this is what they like/feel affinity too as where ancestors are from.
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I definitely think they will get a fine in the post at some point when they pop in to wherever they pick their post up from I‘m pretty sure Tesco doesn’t allow overnight parking I know our one which is 24hr doesn’t and is quite near Windsor you are only allowed 4 hours maximum stay…
 
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Itsmethatlikesamoan said:
And why visit Windsor if all you do is walk the Long Walk there is so much to do at Windsor, so much to see including the castle itself and all they did was that
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I’ll give them a tip for free - they should do Parkrun every Saturday, wherever they are. The Long Walk is a flat 5k, Janine shouldn’t be huffing and puffing and “omg I can’t believe I did this!” it should be a pleasant stroll. We’ve said it before on here but they are no advert for vanlife or veganism, they are so unfit!
 
Observ@h said:
I’ll give them a tip for free - they should do Parkrun every Saturday, wherever they are. The Long Walk is a flat 5k, Janine shouldn’t be huffing and puffing and “omg I can’t believe I did this!” it should be a pleasant stroll. We’ve said it before on here but they are no advert for vanlife or veganism, they are so unfit!
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That's a really good idea, they'll never be far away from a Parkrun. Sadly it would entail showering afterwards which isn't their strong point and I'm not sure if Worzel's hat would last 5k
 
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