Thissinglemama #78 Mummy, why can’t I keep a man?

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So he’s gone from a druggie thug to a saint in 24 hours on Tattle but he’s gone from a saint to a druggie thug in 24 hours on cuntface’s TikTok, which has led to him and his family getting abuse from her doberhuns. Seriously, which is worse Julez 🤔 at least we can admit we were wrong about Dave you bleeping donut
 

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All photos of him deleted of her Instagram too 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ I’d love to know what her family think of it all, I know they’re enablers and pander to her every need but surely they have their opinions amongst each other! I’d give my sister a good talking to if she was crying over the second guy to leave her in the space of a year, it’s just ridiculous.
 
katyhorne said:
So he’s gone from a druggie thug to a saint in 24 hours on Tattle but he’s gone from a saint to a druggie thug in 24 hours on cuntface’s TikTok, which has led to him and his family getting abuse from her doberhuns. Seriously, which is worse Julez 🤔 at least we can admit we were wrong about Dave you bleeping donut
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If some smelly grotty Gretel wasn't throwing the breadcrumbs in the first place, no one would know what was going on
 
Aimless holiday classics including
Knocking about the Halloween tree
It will be lonely this Christmas
All I want for Christmas is you dave
Mistletoe, grinch and wine
Oh cringemas tree
I saw mammy kissing any random Claus
I wish it could be kylie everyday when the kids start playing and the third glass is on its way
And many more
 
Charlotte1993 said:
Aimless holiday classics including
Knocking about the Halloween tree
It will be lonely this Christmas
All I want for Christmas is you dave
Mistletoe, grinch and wine
Oh cringemas tree
I saw mammy kissing any random Claus
I wish it could be kylie everyday when the kids start playing and the third glass is on its way
And many more
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🎶 these are a few of harpers favourite things🎶
 
Sofa spud said:
To be fair she’s always like that, Harpers favourite this that and the other like she is the mum of the year. Ive never known a child have so many favourite things.
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I'm waiting on her bursting into song......"that's just a few of her favourite things"!! 🤣🤣🤣
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batthedudesparrowpie said:
🎶 these are a few of harpers favourite things🎶
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Snap!! I just said the exact same thing!! 🤣🤣🤣
 
batthedudesparrowpie said:
We could make a whole now album.
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Now That's What I Call Christmas without a Dave (volume 2)
featuring classics such as.....
Rocking around the Halloween / Xmas Tree (drunk edition)
It'll be lonely this Xmas (without Dave to hold)
All I want for Xmaaaaaassssss is......Daaaaavvvvvvveeeeee
Stay Another Dave (Stay now, stay now , stay now, stay now)
Last Xmas, I gave another Dave a watch after 4 weeks

etc etc

I know, poor - it's Tuesday and I'm pished :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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