Thismummystory #5 my husband’s, my toddler’s stuck to my tit, i hate most of my kids but I'll never admit

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Jesus Christ imagine actually knowing her in real life? She must be exhausting to be around. Such a complete and utter killjoy.
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I just can't believe the amount she's put in them boxes which is stupid really cus we all know she would! Why do they need more teddies?? Why so much chocolate?? Why didn't she just use the December box as the Xmas eve box too as they had pyjamas mugs in it etc. Surely you would do one or the other?? Not only do u not need so much u don't need both! Plus the stocking too Jesus christ. Dread to think what else she has got them
 
I wonder if she will actually post on Christmas Day? That seems so depressing but I expect she will to talk to her “friends” 🥴

I know people assume her husband is loaded as to why she can buy so much, but it’s definitely ramped up this last year so maybe she does make a good bit of change from Instagram? I’ve no idea how much these adverts pay but she’s certainly spending way way more than she did last year
 
ozblackcat said:
I wonder if she will actually post on Christmas Day? That seems so depressing but I expect she will to talk to her “friends” 🥴

I know people assume her husband is loaded as to why she can buy so much, but it’s definitely ramped up this last year so maybe she does make a good bit of change from Instagram? I’ve no idea how much these adverts pay but she’s certainly spending way way more than she did last year
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She Will come on to say how overwhelming Xmas is and it's completely triggering
 
Kellyg said:
She Will come on to say how overwhelming Xmas is and it's completely triggering
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😂😂

I can picture several things being recorded:
- coco breastfeeding whilst George wears a Santa hat
- Grayson opening everyone’s presents and George doing nothing to stop him because he’s nEuRoDiVeRgEnT
- George complaining that her husband does nothing and posting that stupid meme about husbands being surprised at the presents as well because well men are stooopid
- a tiny crappy meal replacement Christmas dinner
- kids all eating said dinner with a screen each. Maybe not actually eating as they’ve had 75 hot chocolate bombs each
- going out for a festive walk with George trying to say it’s all about the simple things whilst her kids break every toy they got because they just don’t mean anything to them

Anything else?

I’ve totally forgotten the phrase she uses on a Monday about coming out of the weekend, but that will be a huge amount of content for her on Boxing Day
 
ozblackcat said:
😂😂

I can picture several things being recorded:
- coco breastfeeding whilst George wears a Santa hat
- Grayson opening everyone’s presents and George doing nothing to stop him because he’s nEuRoDiVeRgEnT
- George complaining that her husband does nothing and posting that stupid meme about husbands being surprised at the presents as well because well men are stooopid
- a tiny crappy meal replacement Christmas dinner
- kids all eating said dinner with a screen each. Maybe not actually eating as they’ve had 75 hot chocolate bombs each
- going out for a festive walk with George trying to say it’s all about the simple things whilst her kids break every toy they got because they just don’t mean anything to them

Anything else?
totally forgotten the phrase she uses on a Monday about coming out of the weekend, but that will be a huge amount of content for her on Boxing Day
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You forgot the fact she will tell us that coco woke up at 4 for a boobathon then slept on hubby for an hour then got up at 7. Grayson then came in dressed as spiderman because he's neurodiverse
 
ozblackcat said:
😂😂

I can picture several things being recorded:
- coco breastfeeding whilst George wears a Santa hat
- Grayson opening everyone’s presents and George doing nothing to stop him because he’s nEuRoDiVeRgEnT
- George complaining that her husband does nothing and posting that stupid meme about husbands being surprised at the presents as well because well men are stooopid
- a tiny crappy meal replacement Christmas dinner
- kids all eating said dinner with a screen each. Maybe not actually eating as they’ve had 75 hot chocolate bombs each
- going out for a festive walk with George trying to say it’s all about the simple things whilst her kids break every toy they got because they just don’t mean anything to them

Anything else?

I’ve totally forgotten the phrase she uses on a Monday about coming out of the weekend, but that will be a huge amount of content for her on Boxing Day
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How she is triggered that the house is a mess because of all the tit she’s bought
 
ozblackcat said:
😂😂

I can picture several things being recorded:
- coco breastfeeding whilst George wears a Santa hat
- Grayson opening everyone’s presents and George doing nothing to stop him because he’s nEuRoDiVeRgEnT
- George complaining that her husband does nothing and posting that stupid meme about husbands being surprised at the presents as well because well men are stooopid
- a tiny crappy meal replacement Christmas dinner
- kids all eating said dinner with a screen each. Maybe not actually eating as they’ve had 75 hot chocolate bombs each
- going out for a festive walk with George trying to say it’s all about the simple things whilst her kids break every toy they got because they just don’t mean anything to them

Anything else?

I’ve totally forgotten the phrase she uses on a Monday about coming out of the weekend, but that will be a huge amount of content for her on Boxing Day
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Prob something about Xmas Day ‘triggering’ her … and a photo of the boob marathon with George pretending to be asleep
 
ozblackcat said:
😂😂

I can picture several things being recorded:
- coco breastfeeding whilst George wears a Santa hat
- Grayson opening everyone’s presents and George doing nothing to stop him because he’s nEuRoDiVeRgEnT
- George complaining that her husband does nothing and posting that stupid meme about husbands being surprised at the presents as well because well men are stooopid
- a tiny crappy meal replacement Christmas dinner
- kids all eating said dinner with a screen each. Maybe not actually eating as they’ve had 75 hot chocolate bombs each
- going out for a festive walk with George trying to say it’s all about the simple things whilst her kids break every toy they got because they just don’t mean anything to them

Anything else?

I’ve totally forgotten the phrase she uses on a Monday about coming out of the weekend, but that will be a huge amount of content for her on Boxing Day
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The TRANSITION of Christmas being hard (will use some elaborate word instead of hard) 🙂
 
Peanutbutter26 said:
The TRANSITION of Christmas being hard (will use some elaborate word instead of hard) 🙂
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The TRANSITION will involve her taking down all the decorations on Boxing Day (because she worked herself up so much about little things that don't matter that just the sight of them gives her heart palpitations), moaning about where to store all the new toys in a way that suggests she is totally flummoxed as to where they all came from, leading to rearranging the playroom, complaining that the week between Christmas and New Year is "just so strange, isn't it?" like she's the first to ever notice that it's different from the rest of the year, and contradicting herself about how lovely it is having everyone at home vs how she hates that the kids have another week off school and she can't wait to get back to a bit of normality.

Bonus points for Rodge getting under her feet and disrupting their usual routines because he's also off work and doesn't "get" how home/mum life works. "Do you know what I mean though?"
 
Not to mention that coco will also be totally overwhelmed and will want to be attached to her tit all day so will result in treating us to a picture of coco gnawing at her nipple with her pretending to be asleep. She will also be napped trapped and will end up burning the Brussels sprouts because putting your.2 year old down for a nap is terrible parenting
 
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