This Mama Life #31 trips to NY, Cyprus and Scotland for vanity, is it only us who questions her sanity?

[frostily]

Bet the dummies are beige

Tbh I just want her to have the baby so she stops saying “birf”

 

[Lassie don't go home]

She was doing nip stim a few weeks back and documenting her beginnings of disappointment at her failure to produce colostrum at that point.

Nip stim at that stage is usually to encourage labour, as she already hoped for, just before travelling to The Motherland.

However, colostrum at that point isn’t guaranteed. Given her usual antics, she likes to share her Challenges and Difficulties, even if they are self inflicted or unimportant, simply so she can position herself as a brave soldier.

She’s prob covering all bases so she can boob/bottle feed and appeal to both camps (if she has any mammy/baby followers).

I gave birth at 36 weeks, and couldn't get a bit of colostrum out for love or.money, my baby was sick I. scbu and would have benefit from it

 

[GiggleBee]

Ugh, kinda forgot about this waste of space but I just saw her in Costa. Rob was chatting and laughing away with the kids and Sarah was in silence on her phone almost the whole time. She hasn’t got a chance of coping with those two and a newborn when Rob deploys. She’ll get herself into a right state because she won’t have time to film boring reels or YouTube videos from 8 months ago.

I assumed her "costa crew" didn't consist of just Isla like she made it look on Instagram

 

[Veronica]

So, hee mum couldn't even get picked up ...cos Isla had to go to football!!! How rude! Surely given the circumstances ....they'd have been a little more accommodating

 

[Lilyofthevalley80]

So, hee mum couldn't even get picked up ...cos Isla had to go to football!!! How rude! Surely given the circumstances ....they'd have been a little more accommodating

Ah - the famous Knott "hospitality" in action

And Sarah's "cooking" to look forward too as well .

 

[Veronica]

Ah - the famous Knott "hospitality" in action

And Sarah's "cooking" to look forward too as well .

Shame Sinbad couldn't pick up Fish n chips or something on his way home!!

 

[Onthehop]

Shocking. She’s doing them a favour coming down to Knott towers.

 

[Mummy442]

Unbelievable! Most people would say to make it easier for “US” or “ME” when I’m on my own.

Poor Sarah just can’t get the staff. Surrounded by utter fools and isn’t her life made harder for it

She could have only really married someone like Sinbad - institutionalised from an early age and used to following orders unquestioningly. Anyone else would have told her to do one

She s only having a baby !! Jeepers she ll be able to get stuff out her bag herself! You can just see her lying there giving orders to everyone around her x

 

[Uddlemupped]

Why is she zip lock packing outfits? How long is she planning on staying?

When I had my last I just rocked up at the hospital with some PJs, a onsie and some nappies, didn’t even take the car seat I just sent my OH home when I needed more stuff (unplanned premie section)

 

[Leethechimpanzee]

Wait a minute…

So Granny has traveled down to help, flight and a train and no one is able to pick up from the train station so she is getting a taxi?!?

Even if they don’t have two cars, surely they would work something out, even if it was Isla missing a week of football so they could meet her off the train…

They really are just the oddest family!

 

[who let the frogs out]

Her poor mum having to get a train and a taxi because Isla had to go to football! Jesus, the least they can do is give the poor woman a lift. She’ll have all her worldly goods with her too given that she’s now going to be living with them for the next 8-10 years!!

 

[GPort]

I wonder if granny is sleeping on the sofa now that the spare room/playroom/office is the unfinished nursery that stinks of fresh paint

 

[Unknown5]

Bloody hell! Her poor mum.

 

[Shinythings]

Ugh, kinda forgot about this waste of space but I just saw her in Costa. Rob was chatting and laughing away with the kids and Sarah was in silence on her phone almost the whole time. She hasn’t got a chance of coping with those two and a newborn when Rob deploys. She’ll get herself into a right state because she won’t have time to film boring reels or YouTube videos from 8 months ago.

They must miss him so much when he's gone. He's the only one that ever seems to interact with them and play. I'd love to see what kids they would be if he was mainly responsible for their care.

 

[Lilyofthevalley80]

I wonder if granny is sleeping on the sofa now that the spare room/playroom/office is the unfinished nursery that stinks of fresh paint

Maybe she will get to sleep on the floor on the scratchy carpet that Sinbad has badly fitted today. She will barely have time to bless herself as Sarah will hand over all childcare and have her running here, there and yonder whilst Sinbad stands there looking glaiket as life happens round about him

 

[Shinythings]

So, hee mum couldn't even get picked up ...cos Isla had to go to football!!! How rude! Surely given the circumstances ....they'd have been a little more accommodating

If I was her Mum I would have got on the next flight and gone home. I guarantee there was an argument about her coming down and Sarah got her way but because Mum didn't want to come down at all she has been deliberately punished by not being picked up.

 

[Veronica]

Maybe she will get to sleep on the floor on the scratchy carpet that Sinbad has badly fitted today. She will barely have time to bless herself as Sarah will hand over all childcare and have her running here, there and yonder whilst Sinbad stands there looking glaiket as life happens round about him

The painting isn't even finished and he's put the new carpet down!

 

[Lilyofthevalley80]

If I was her Mum I would have got on the next flight and gone home. I guarantee there was an argument about her coming down and Sarah got her way but because Mum didn't want to come down at all she has been deliberately punished by not being picked up.

Agree. At a very bare minimum, if they truly did not have the decency to pick her up, they should have arranged for an Uber to be waiting at the airport.

 

[Onthehop]

It’s a perfect example of Sarah’s lack of planning becoming everyone else’s problem.

She also doesn’t understand that clubs can be missed.

 

[Cookiepie222]

Hahahahaha is she serious- her mum has flown all the way down to help her out and not only are they not picking her up from the airport but they’re not even picking her up from the train station?!