thewelshrunner & kellogs_ontherun #4 Injury, hospitals & gluten-free galore. It all went wrong at Phantasm24

When will we see Welsh T*ts return?

  • Surprise, he’s secretly been running!

    Votes: 8 10.8%

  • Next year…

    Votes: 10 13.5%

  • London marathon

    Votes: 7 9.5%

  • Comeback Parkrun on Saturday

    Votes: 7 9.5%

  • Double threshold planned tomorrow

    Votes: 21 28.4%

  • Summer marathon already planned

    Votes: 19 25.7%

  • Autumn cross country season

    Votes: 2 2.7%
  • Total voters
    74
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Every marathon Kelly has targeted for this nonsense BQ has failed and not because she's been capable and in amazing 3.30 marathon shape , as she's no where near that level. Her marathons have failed because they were never gonna be actual BQ attempts. It's all a big con for attention and likes, the excuses for each one were made before the events. Stomach issues, malaria scares, sickness blah blah. How long will she continue with this whole charade, dragging followers on her 'journey'.. ? I dread to think .
 
I remember when she finished London I saw on a live steam she was absolutely crying her bloody eyes out. I think she hates it, she hates long distance running. She wants to be a fun runner and just be more causal with it but it’s too late she’s commited herself via social media and tits won’t let her back down on her commitments.
 
runderpants said:
I remember when she finished London I saw on a live steam she was absolutely crying her bloody eyes out. I think she hates it, she hates long distance running. She wants to be a fun runner and just be more causal with it but it’s too late she’s commited herself via social media and tits won’t let her back down on her commitments.
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It’s so sad. You owe social media nothing kelly. Do things that you enjoy. Fuck the marathon.
 
runderpants said:
I remember when she finished London I saw on a live steam she was absolutely crying her bloody eyes out. I think she hates it, she hates long distance running. She wants to be a fun runner and just be more causal with it but it’s too late she’s commited herself via social media and tits won’t let her back down on her commitments.
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I think she likes marathons and ultras.
However I think she cries now as she's in too deep with the BQ stuff and tits training her.
Her times pre him were decent and she seemed to enjoy her running.
Now she just always seems stressed.
 
I think the issue is so many people get so swept up in the social media shit that you HAVE to run ultras/marathons to be relevant/get content
It’s why I love the fell running community. They have races well over 26 miles, they don’t call them ultras they are just long races, they cost a fiver, you don’t get a tshirt or a medal, you can’t wear your fucking next % (and would likely not be allowed to take part in inappropriate footwear), you can’t take your fucking go pro, the organisers don’t give away freebies entries. It’s just people that do it because they absolutely bloody love it. No room for ego or pretention, and if you turn up with an ego you’ll snap an ankle quick enough.
These two do a remarkable job of highlighting everything that’s so shit about road running
 
My longest ultra was 35 miles (much hillier than hers) and although I did it in 7hrs I think I would have taken an eternity to do another 18. I can’t comment on her ultra times as they are so dependent on so many things. That distance is impressive in my opinion.

What isn’t impressive is her behaviour at the moment. Being an ambassador for a company and then not declaring #ad posts. Not owning up to being injured. Exercising excessively. Eating irresponsibly for her condition.
 
Welshtits is still sharing stories about the last training session he filmed, no one cares!! He also shared a post from moaverage who is livestreaming the Bristol Track Club 5k, so why is he going to be filming it? Does he think his scintillating commentary will gain him more viewers? I would hate to be running in that race, it's bad enough one person filming it, without Tits filming it too!

ETA, didn't Kelly say she was running the 5k.today? Will be interesting to see if she starts.
 
Into_the_tunnel said:
What isn’t impressive is her behaviour at the moment. Being an ambassador for a company and then not declaring #ad posts. Not owning up to being injured. Exercising excessively. Eating irresponsibly for her condition.
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Nail on head. Don’t care how fast anyone runs. Running is such a personal thing. If you’re a finish times person that’s cool, but I’ve never seen joy in that.
But I do give a shit when people are dishonest and show off irresponsible behaviours when they’re *hate the term* influencing the masses. Such poor role models to anyone, beginner or not.
 
Paperclip22 said:
Total miles run this week by Kelly: 0
Total miles run this week (and month) by Matt: 0
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I must’ve missed the t&c’s for ‘all in’ and the part where it covers that you’ll be injured for training like a twat. No sympathy and I genuinely hope both have an injury that’ll stop them from running for some time. Only that could (said lightly) potential make them both wake up and realise! Also, if I was coached my Welshtits then I would 100% have cancelled anything with him ages ago. Not just for the shit coaching but also being a liar
 
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