ThemePark Bazza #2 Barry Glitter, do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang

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I never knew that, is that duty free on cruises only? or in airports too? Why have all the other twats been allowed to film in the duty free trying on sunglasses? Unfortunately it wouldn’t stop them… they aren’t supposed to film on rides at universal or Disney but that doesn’t stop them.
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I’ve not watched bazza for a while - he’s boring and Maxine’s face is dire. But I stumbled across this Google review of stargazers 🤣 it’s gotta be Bazza’s meet up right?! Anyone in his fb group know if he’s got any more planned before the end of the year? Curious to know if he’s been told off or not 🤣🤣
 

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Oh lord have mercy… WTF is this cruise they’re on - manky and old fashioned, looks absolutely rank. Their balcony is rusting like crazy and it’s just filthy everywhere and covered in bird tit. 2 grand bazza for 3 nights is NOT a bargain. I’ve been on 3 night cruises on wayyyyyy nicer ships for way less.

“food was very bland” - Barry your pushing 60 and call any green veg “devils food”, Maxine if it isn’t a tinned Frey bentos pie or greasy fish and chips then of course it’s bland to you. Both a pair of uncultured duck wits. Doesn’t like Italian food?? Get the duck out of here.

At the buffet dinner Maxine eats the following:

Plate 1: flank steak, peppercorn sauce, green beans and a dollop of mash
(Barry eats french onion soup)

Both then get a plate of poppadums and mango chutney - Bazza, you can get mango chutney all over the US. I know! I buy it regularly so stfu.

Barry goes for his main - lamb rogan Josh and Max is drooling like the greedy pig she is. So Max goes on to plate 2!

Plate 2 (for Max) - chicken and mushroom in a savoury sauce with rice, potato gratin and 2 breaded fish fillets. She then admits to going for seconds of the potato gratin.

all wrapped up with a sponge lemon cake a couple of Malibu & cokes. This woman and diabetes go hand in hand.

she has gained a massive amount of weight to the point her belly is so huge she cannot even fold her arms and she looks extremely uncomfortable in every movement as well as very unhealthy. For a woman in her late 50s it’s quite concerning that she doesn’t want to lose weight and get healthy to increase her life expectancy if not for yourself Max, do it for your kids ffs.

FYI maxine: close your gob when you’re eating and get some manners. I’m not even gonna pass comment on the fact she tucks a paper napkin into the collar of her tshirt before eating, she’s a grown ass woman. She’s like a bleeping 5 year old eating spag bol in their Sunday best outfit. If these two slobs walked into a Michelin star restaurant they’d set on bleeping fire.
 
florida1011 said:
Oh lord have mercy… WTF is this cruise they’re on - manky and old fashioned, looks absolutely rank. Their balcony is rusting like crazy and it’s just filthy everywhere and covered in bird tit. 2 grand bazza for 3 nights is NOT a bargain. I’ve been on 3 night cruises on wayyyyyy nicer ships for way less.

“food was very bland” - Barry your pushing 60 and call any green veg “devils food”, Maxine if it isn’t a tinned Frey bentos pie or greasy fish and chips then of course it’s bland to you. Both a pair of uncultured duck wits. Doesn’t like Italian food?? Get the duck out of here.

At the buffet dinner Maxine eats the following:

Plate 1: flank steak, peppercorn sauce, green beans and a dollop of mash
(Barry eats french onion soup)

Both then get a plate of poppadums and mango chutney - Bazza, you can get mango chutney all over the US. I know! I buy it regularly so stfu.

Barry goes for his main - lamb rogan Josh and Max is drooling like the greedy pig she is. So Max goes on to plate 2!

Plate 2 (for Max) - chicken and mushroom in a savoury sauce with rice, potato gratin and 2 breaded fish fillets. She then admits to going for seconds of the potato gratin.

all wrapped up with a sponge lemon cake a couple of Malibu & cokes. This woman and diabetes go hand in hand.

she has gained a massive amount of weight to the point her belly is so huge she cannot even fold her arms and she looks extremely uncomfortable in every movement as well as very unhealthy. For a woman in her late 50s it’s quite concerning that she doesn’t want to lose weight and get healthy to increase her life expectancy if not for yourself Max, do it for your kids ffs.

FYI maxine: close your gob when you’re eating and get some manners. I’m not even gonna pass comment on the fact she tucks a paper napkin into the collar of her tshirt before eating, she’s a grown ass woman. She’s like a bleeping 5 year old eating spag bol in their Sunday best outfit. If these two slobs walked into a Michelin star restaurant they’d set on bleeping fire.
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Her eating habits bits are disgusting
 
The vlog titles get more depressing as the cruise progresses. I am going on my first ever cruise in January and I am starting to wonder if we are going to dislike it too, I am prone to seasickness when I have been on smaller boats bit I thought it would be fine on a cruise ship. 😕
 
Holidays are what you make them and the Throbbers are determined to make this a terrible experience that s way beneath them. The standard of cruises varies wildly, they will have known that when booking if they did all the research they said they did. Why not have a laugh and enjoy it anyway instead of looking down their snooty noses at everyone and declaring it beneath them? They have no class at all
 
Max likes to think she’s some kind of arbiter of good taste and Bazza indulges her nonsense. The cruise does look tit but no more tit than the stuff they do every week in Orlando. Toddling to another diner to select beige food from menus with photos, endless fish and chips, or buffets in a conference centre of a corporate hotel where Bazza devises strategies for maximising consumption in their 2 hour time slot. Absolute rock bottom stuff.
 
At one point, I think when they're off the ship in Cozumel, Maxine makes some reference to it being like Blackpool but it's said with such a sneer as if to imply it's tit and tacky like Blackpool.

Is that that same Blackpool that you choose to stay in when you go to the UK and wax lyrical about the amazing fry ups in the local greasy spoon and getting a pint of lager and black in Spoons. Have a margarita and shut the duck up Max. Pair of uncultured buffoons.
 
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