ThemePark Bazza #2 Barry Glitter, do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang

[Furnessian]

They can’t be that skint if they’re spunking up all that money on a VIP tour of a place they have annual passes for.

No more pleading poverty, Throbbers.

 

[Dino Girl]

They're fish out of water on a cruise. Don't know what they're talking about and constantly complaining

 

[Delicishaz!]

Holy back-fat hump Maxine!

 

[Tinksmum]

Not been on a cruise before????
You never mentioned it…. Much!

 

[Furnessian]

How come Maxine never mentioned her hatred of boats when she was on the Washington DC river cruise trip? Or all those times she was on a boat at Disney with the Caravan Cunts? Slack-jawed moron.

 

[hels52]

How come Maxine never mentioned her hatred of boats when she was on the Washington DC river cruise trip? Or all those times she was on a boat at Disney with the Caravan Cunts? Slack-jawed moron.

She looks happy when she is filling her face

 

[Furnessian]

Why have they gone on a cruise if they don’t like people? Why do they have annual passes to theme parks if they don’t like people? Pair of throbbers

 

[duffy1234]

max in her gemmacollins mu mu lol

 

[Theodore]

I’m not suggesting the cruise isn’t like Pontins, it looks vile to me, but the stuff they do on the daily is 100 times worse. That bleeping St Patrick’s night where Bazza had his camera up girls skirts… that was worse.

Max, just duck off with the Queen Bee act.
Bazza, stop indulging her.

 

[Janedoe@9]

She is soon going to be as wide as she is tall. Head looks like a pin on her body.
Also did bazza just say he was going to double fist her??

 

[hels52]

So how does she know she like lime cruise ships when they never done it.

 

[Furnessian]

I love a cruise and I also loved Pontins but then I’m a basic witch and I can definitely see why people might not enjoy them. Just because Barry lucked out and earned a good old wodge doesn’t mean they’re above it all. Buzza looking down her snooty nose at everyone enjoying themselves is horrible to watch.

Also, Maxine with that bum bag on the as the least flattering look I have ever seen on her and that’s saying something.

 

[florida1011]

it can’t be any more unflattering than her squeezing her bingo wings through the strap of that coach bag that she pairs with an oversized character tee and cargo jorts

 

[Janedoe@9]

So they moved to a tourist trap and spend their time trawling the bars for happy hours and are borderline alcoholics.

But he does not like Cozumel because it’s a tourist trap and it’s for people who love to drink, which he says is not them??

What???

Then he gets on the ship and gets another cocktail.

Oh yeah, you do like crappy bars in tourist traps, but you have a drinks pack on the boat to get your drinks!

 

[Furnessian]

Cozumel IS a tourist trap. It wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for the cruise ships. What the actual duck did they expect?

 

[gilly31]

He is one miserable moany auld git!!

Not one thing positive to say!

 

[hels52]

She certainly knows how to stuff her face. She has more rolls than Tesco. She thinks she is a food critic. She really thinks she is above everyone

 

[gilly31]

She certainly knows how to stuff her face. She has more rolls than Tesco. She thinks she is a food critic. She really thinks she is above everyone

strolling around the port dressed like a paperboy!

 

[Theodore]

Why did they even go on this cruise? They hated it before they even boarded.

 

[DeakyBlinderz]

Not to worry Bazza Max has a lovely Large christmas jumper from the caravan dwellers to look forward too