TheLongMum #3 Life couldn't be harder, I ponder from Lake Garda...

[Chattymamabear]

Wow a full 2 days alone, she can spend that sleeping shopping drinking, the stuff she managed a mere week ago probably. Meanwhile I just got 2 mins to go to the toilet and then someone was banging on the door. I'll be working tonight when the children are in bed Until midnight again

 

[Venuslurker]

Omg the "bin lids" thing wasn't even funny the first time...

 

[JellyDonut]

What does she mean by this? Surely she isn’t referring to her children as “bin lids”?

 

[Venuslurker]

Yes it's her charming *hilarious* nickname for them

 

[Mythoughts]

Isn't it a Cockney rhyming slang thing? Not excusing it though

 

[Bubblemamaa22]

Isn't it a Cockney rhyming slang thing? Not excusing it though

Supposedly, bin lids = kids?

 

[JellyDonut]

There is clearly a tit tonne of mould growing on that sofa she happily spent her council tax rebate on a holiday/paid for Invisalign/nails/Botox/fillers/new makeup/chazza shop hauls/train tickets to London/nights out when she had that absolutely disgusting mouldy sofa in her living room that her kids would sit on? She didn’t even BUY a new one, just waited for her mum to give her her old one, and even then is complaining it’s not big enough? You can get decent ones for £100 on FB market place, just have to pay a man and a van to deliver it. bleeping liability that woman honestly

 

[Onecandream]

There is clearly a tit tonne of mould growing on that sofa she happily spent her council tax rebate on a holiday/paid for Invisalign/nails/Botox/fillers/new makeup/chazza shop hauls/train tickets to London/nights out when she had that absolutely disgusting mouldy sofa in her living room that her kids would sit on? She didn’t even BUY a new one, just waited for her mum to give her her old one, and even then is complaining it’s not big enough? You can get decent ones for £100 on FB market place, just have to pay a man and a van to deliver it. bleeping liability that woman honestly

I don’t see mould?

 

[MrsJ2000]

I think you’re looking at the wall and thinking it’s part of the sofa

 

[VinoHobbs]

I think you’re looking at the wall and thinking it’s part of the sofa

This. I don’t see mould, just a wall!

 

[JellyDonut]

Oh, now you’ve said that then yeah it’s the wall. Oops. Sorry Anna

 

[jaggedlittlebill]

I wonder where the new bloke got to? There's been no photos of his forearms for a while.

 

[worriedforher]

Here’s a novel idea get a f**king job then maybe you could continue with therapy!

 

[Gingercream]

Who is she whining about being flakey? The girls dad?

For someone who is claiming has self diagnosed ADHD she’s not very understanding of other people’s difficulties as ADHD is associated with time blindness

 

[JellyDonut]

Who is she whining about being flakey? The girls dad?

For someone who is claiming has self diagnosed ADHD she’s not very understanding of other people’s difficulties as ADHD is associated with time blindness

Her mum I think

 

[Gingercream]

Her mum I think

The person who helps her out and pays for holidays. She’s so ungrateful for everything - she thinks the world owes her a favour!

 

[jaggedlittlebill]

I mean god forbid her mother had plans of her own today and perhaps wasn't thrilled at being summoned to help Anna parent her kids during half term. Plus I get the impression Anna is late for EVERYTHING. She'd blame the ADHD for it of course.

Glad to see the Jobcentre seem to be firmly on her case anyway.

 

[JellyDonut]

Anna is always the victim

 

[Chattymamabear]

'This is the life' outside the job centre. Er how about get a job and then it doesn't have to be? What's her bleeping excuse this month

 

[JellyDonut]

'This is the life' outside the job centre. Er how about get a job and then it doesn't have to be? What's her bleeping excuse this month

The fact that she is a sInGlE pArEnT means she cannot possibly have a job, nobody has ever been a single parent and worked before didn’t you know? Anna has it harder than anyone. She needs as much time as possible to have her Invisalign appointments/Botox/fillers/nails/hair/chazza shop hauls/wanking/date nights