Thefatfunnyone #4

[Romy]

The plasters coming Thursday not tomorrow.. Someone get this girl a refund on all them planners cos they serve no purpose in her ‘chaotic’ life!
And someone send a search party for stayathomedadliketrev

We need these two concepts in the next thread title

 

[Serious_Susan]

Hang on … she follows such a strict budget yet she’s inpulsively been into home bargains and started her Xmas shopping

 

[Popsock123]

Hang on … she follows such a strict budget yet she’s inpulsively been into home bargains and started her Xmas shopping

Liar liar pants on fire

 

[thepantsqueen]

Reckon she’s giving birth?

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Reckon she’s giving birth?

No doubt something unbelievably dramatic will occur.

Sophia will be casually carving a pumpkin while JJ and Isabella deliver a Night at the Apollo worthy comedy routine and then suddenly all hell will break loose - the dog will deliver the baby because their newly employed dog trainer had been training it in hypnobirthing and there was no time for an ambulance.

Trev will of course, barely look up from his game of FIFA while new baby walks from his mother’s gaping vagina while she shrieks like a battery powered Halloween decoration because she’s got tOkOpHoBiA. Once the fear has subsided she will cross out “give birth” on her long to do list using her Bible highlighter… sadly “wash hair” will go unticked for yet another day.

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Reckon she’s giving birth?

It will be an elective section again - knowing messy Marilyn over there, considering she’s just packed her bag, it could be happening tomorrow

No doubt something unbelievably dramatic will occur.

Sophia will be casually carving a pumpkin while JJ and Isabella deliver a Night at the Apollo worthy comedy routine and then suddenly all hell will break loose - the dog will deliver the baby because their newly employed dog trainer had been training it in hypnobirthing and there was no time for an ambulance.

Trev will of course, barely look up from his game of FIFA while new baby walks from his mother’s gaping vagina while she shrieks like a battery powered Halloween decoration because she’s got tOkOpHoBiA. Once the fear has subsided she will cross out “give birth” on her long to do list using her Bible highlighter… sadly “wash hair” will go unticked for yet another day.

This is the best thing I’ve ever read on Tattle…..

 

[swipe_up]

No doubt something unbelievably dramatic will occur.

Sophia will be casually carving a pumpkin while JJ and Isabella deliver a Night at the Apollo worthy comedy routine and then suddenly all hell will break loose - the dog will deliver the baby because their newly employed dog trainer had been training it in hypnobirthing and there was no time for an ambulance.

Trev will of course, barely look up from his game of FIFA while new baby walks from his mother’s gaping vagina while she shrieks like a battery powered Halloween decoration because she’s got tOkOpHoBiA. Once the fear has subsided she will cross out “give birth” on her long to do list using her Bible highlighter… sadly “wash hair” will go unticked for yet another day.

This is the best thing I’ve read in a long time

 

[Popsock123]

For the love of god is she superglued to that bastard bed?

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

When was the last time she ate some fruit or veg? Or moved off that bed?!

 

[Eenymeenyminymo]

To film that horrendous Maoam ad

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

To film that horrendous Maoam ad

She probably thinks the fruit flavours of Maoam count as real fruit.

 

[Cjh78]

She said that when she was pregnant with JJ she did a full on UK tour....no she didn’t!! Most of the shows were cancelled because she didn’t sell enough tickets and she gave most of the tickets away for free just to sell some seats

 

[urghmummybloggers]

She said that when she was pregnant with JJ she did a full on UK tour....no she didn’t!! Most of the shows were cancelled because she didn’t sell enough tickets and she gave most of the tickets away for free just to sell some seats

She literally did one or two didn’t she? Doing a “show” in Luton where it’s filled with friends and family you have tickets away isn’t that deep.

I wonder if anyone here ever went? And what the duck did she actually talk about?

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

She literally did one or two didn’t she? Doing a “show” in Luton where it’s filled with friends and family you have tickets away isn’t that deep.

I wonder if anyone here ever went? And what the duck did she actually talk about?

How to lay in bed for months and not get bed sores?

Telling ‘hilarious’ tales about her children.

How not to use a planner.

 

[Shamelesshorse]

I know someone that used to be good friends with her. They met through IG and grew close, spend time together, send presents for each other’s kids etc. she got free tickets to one of her shows and she said she was so full of tit on stage that she never spoke to her again.

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

That pranking Maoam video! Cringe!

 

[urghmummybloggers]

I know someone that used to be good friends with her. They met through IG and grew close, spend time together, send presents for each other’s kids etc. she got free tickets to one of her shows and she said she was so full of tit on stage that she never spoke to her again.

Obsessed with this your pal needs to come and spill on what she was embarasssssing herself with up on stage

 

[Shamelesshorse]

She would never…she’s firmly in the ‘tattlers are trolls’ corner. Maybe I should cut ties with her

 

[Popsock123]

I know someone that used to be good friends with her. They met through IG and grew close, spend time together, send presents for each other’s kids etc. she got free tickets to one of her shows and she said she was so full of tit on stage that she never spoke to her again.

Lil is that you

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Lil is that you

My first thought went to Lil that bestie friendship fucked off quick time