Thefatfunnyone #4

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Fanaff said:
Didn’t she start Scandal 3 days ago and she’s already at the end of season 2? That’s 30 episodes! If you have time to watch that much tv, you are not working hard!
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I’ve questioned exactly that before. I’ve got two kids and after working, school/nursery runs, playing with them, homework, housework, cooking, getting ready for the next day, bedtime routines, etc… We sit down when they’re in bed and have time to watch 1-1.5 episodes of a series before my partner has to go to bed as he’s up early for work. I cannot imagine watching episode after episode of a show while my kids are awake and running around 🤯
 
Maybe it’s just me, but if I’d been invited on a family day out to a film premier I’d have made a proper fuss of it and got my kids dressed up and made it super exciting.

They all look like they’ve been stopped in the street on their way to do a food shop and asked to come in to make up the numbers.

There is “keeping it real” and then there’s having respect for your craft and profession. If you want to be a serious, bookable influencer that’s not there to make up the numbers you need to make aspirational content cause the last thing I want to see is two overtired, dishevelled looking kids with saggy knees in their leggings, their grubby looking mum and their dad that’s never quite matured past teenager level. Her kids always look overtired and their forced expressions are heartbreaking. You can tell there are some kids who love being part of the influencer network like Ivy Coco and then there’s Sophia and Bella who look like they’d much rather be lying about the house like they always are.
 
I've never understood this new way of parenting where your kids are a hassle and do your head in and it's fine to lay around watching greys all day. I must admit my newborn did go through the back catalogue of teen mom with me when I was off and he was tiny and just slept all day but even then my house and children were shipshape and I didn't forget everything. Now I ensure my kids are sorted and my house is sorted andi work during work hours so that takes care of its self and then watch maybe 1 or 2 episodes an evening... I can't imagine watching greys when I'm supposed to be working.... I feel bad just having the news on for background noise 😂 I'm obviously doing the whole responsible working mother thing wrong and killing myself for no reason.
 
Fanaff said:
She’s always so busy, never has time to do anything yet spends her WORKING days doing stories, writing in her tit planner and binge watching tv shows. I wish my job was that easy
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She’s one of the only contractors I’ve never seen get renewed- probably because she does absolutely duck all and they cotton onto the fact she charges for a full day rate for sitting in her bed, dragging her kids up and writing tit down in stupid journals all day.
 
Fanaff said:
Jess, who has a million planners and tells us she is soooo organised, is the same Jess that realises she’s double booked herself the night before at 10:30pm…if only she had a diary to write stuff in to avoid this?!
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Maybe she wrote in the wrong positivity planner how great her life is and didn’t actually write in her diary about attending her job.

And now for more Sophia pushing and tit that was never said
 
For someone who calls herself the fat funny one, she’s as funny as a kick in the fanny.

Am I just being a witch sitting deadpan about her untrained dog, manky bra (which probably stank) and her kids shouting their mouths off?

You know, she could probably do a lot with that dog if she got off her flat arse every day and did something other than invest in box sets
 
urghmummybloggers said:
For someone who calls herself the fat funny one, she’s as funny as a kick in the fanny.

Am I just being a witch sitting deadpan about her untrained dog, manky bra (which probably stank) and her kids shouting their mouths off?

You know, she could probably do a lot with that dog if she got off her flat arse every day and did something other than invest in box sets
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Nothing was funny. Nothing at all. Why was your kid at work with you. Why was your kid at the hospital with you. Have I imagined trev is he not a real person. He's living his best unemployed gamer life isn't it.
 
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