The Tim Tracker #138 Outwitted by a cup of salad dressing

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scopeyscope said:
I have a couple of those in my pantry for when I’m not in the mood to wait on cooking my dry rice. It’s great for a quick lunch to make a tuna sushi bowl.
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Did you ever try the Knorr brand rice in a little bag?

Sooo good. We get the "butter and herb" and the there's also "broccoli and cheddar."
Super easy to make (it's dry and you just boil it in water and some butter or butter alternative
(we use regular unsalted butter and also Earth Balance regularly)
 
Forest said:
Updated list of foods Tim doesn’t eat

Rice
Pasta
Seafood
Bone-In Chicken but most other chicken as well
Caramel
Non-creamy soups
Cupcakes
Bananas
Banana flavoring
Mushrooms (on a burger)
Onions (on a burger)
Asian food
Italian food
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Barring the cupcakes, bananas, and onions which are round shaped foods. I've noticed Tim likes round shaped things:

Hamburgers = Round

Hamburger Bun = Round

Hot dog = Yes, they are tube shaped. But they are also round too. A multitasking shaped food.

Pancakes = Round

Sometimes waffles are round, like in luge (spelling) form.

Beef Tenderloin = sorta round shaped

Milkshake = comes in a round cup or glass

when he does eat fruit or veg, Blueberries = Round. Oranges/Grapefruit = Round

Ice Cream = when scooped into a cone or bowl (vs. ice cream bar or sandwhich, unless it is a cookie sandwich which round) are round.
 
If she had an Insta Pot-which I'm sure she probably does-it pretty much makes making rice idiot proof. In fact, it's my preferred way of cooking rice since I have a cantankerous stove.

I got to imagine at this point she has realized the baby weight is not coming off quick enough or at all and she's trying to blame anything but her own atrocious eating habits. Much like last year she blamed her insta bump on her stomach being stretched out from the first pregnancy not over indulging. Even if they could not afford a private chef, they probably do have enough money to sign up for one of those services where they deliver you prepackaged food for the week. She can't portion control for the life of her and with her husband's atrocious palate the healthy food options he'll actually eat aren't great.
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Dillon21 said:
Barring the cupcakes, bananas, and onions which are round shaped foods. I've noticed Tim likes round shaped things:

Hamburgers = Round

Hamburger Bun = Round

Hot dog = Yes, they are tube shaped. But they are also round too. A multitasking shaped food.

Pancakes = Round

Sometimes waffles are round, like in luge (spelling) form.

Beef Tenderloin = sorta round shaped

Milkshake = comes in a round cup or glass

when he does eat fruit or veg, Blueberries = Round. Oranges/Grapefruit = Round

Ice Cream = when scooped into a cone or bowl (vs. ice cream bar or sandwhich, unless it is a cookie sandwich which round) are round.
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LOL, my sister and I used to do round meals that would definitely not be Dim approved-chicken meat balls, brussell sprouts, tomato salad. I can almost see him grimacing at eating any of those things right now.
 
DaniBea2017 said:
She said, she didn't like them.
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The funny thing is I personally love to cook, but we tried Hello Fresh in 2020 after our daughter was born and the pandemic was in full swing, and I loved everything I made from those boxes, too! I think they're just too lazy to use the recipes before they spoil, or even too lazy to actually just cook a meal, or else they'd be shoo-ins for a lifetime Hello Fresh sponsorship.
 
Snippysnips said:
Maybe it's just me but I just don't get food reviews as a whole, what I taste isn't going to the the same as everybody else, while it's helpful to know if something's going to be spicy/sweet/sour etc I don't need to know if it's "delicious" or "ehh" or if it has tomatoes in it then it's "tomatoey" as that seems to be as good as their reviews goes
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What I wouldn’t give to send them a thesaurus with the word “delicious” scratched out
 
Kystar said:
What are the betting odds that Buddy actually lasts a week at a school 🤔
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Cutting down on the expensive Nanny time would pay for at least a weekly house cleaner !
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For less than the price of just 1 Staycation , they could have someone installtract led lighting in their living room & kitchen , too for camera light 😯
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or they could just actually buy some lights for filming. I have better lighting than they do for my work zooms.
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FoBGD12 said:
In Jenn's wildest fantasies, she sees herself as a Real Housewife who doesn't have to work, cook, or clean, and can have every desire she wants, all while living in the Golden Oak neighborhood.

Turns out that her reality is living in an Orlando suburb in a crowded house with an income based on YT videos that she edits around her reality tv watch sessions. Oops!
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and yet she also thinks she is an award winnning editor and world class on air personality
 
DaniBea2017 said:
Not gonna lie I use the rice in a bag for the microwave. But I also have a job. Quick and easy during the week.
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No shame, we use it too - that’s how I know it exists! 🤣 But like you, we have jobs in this house and 2 kids in competitive sports. So we have little time. Jenn on the other hand, she has all the time in the world…the world is her palm tree. And she talks like she really exerted herself to prepare that meal.
 
And Now It's Time to Splu said:
LOL, my sister and I used to do round meals that would definitely not be Dim approved-chicken meat balls, brussell sprouts, tomato salad. I can almost see him grimacing at eating any of those things right now.
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I've always loved Brussel Sprouts, even as a kid (I was the strange kid that liked their veg barring lima beans and a couple other odds and ends). I love them roasted the most.

I don't think I've tried chicken meat balls. I like beef and turkey, so I am sure I will like chicken.

Now I want a caprese salad. Even though cheese does not like me (unless I take something before hand). Yum.
 
bten1989 said:
The funny thing is I personally love to cook, but we tried Hello Fresh in 2020 after our daughter was born and the pandemic was in full swing, and I loved everything I made from those boxes, too! I think they're just too lazy to use the recipes before they spoil, or even too lazy to actually just cook a meal, or else they'd be shoo-ins for a lifetime Hello Fresh sponsorship.
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We did the same thing. I think even a bit before the pandemic started bc I got some free trial stuff and then just continued on.

We tried Purple Carrot, Hello Fresh, Marley Spoon, Sun Basket, and Every Plate. Purple Carrot and Hello Fresh were our favorites and we even make some dishes from them still to this day. I loved how everything was pre-portioned and there was no waste. I loved trying new flavor combos, new recipes, new ingredients I wouldn't normally buy, and even learned a few new techniques that I still use.

Unlike Jenn, if I had an issue w/ PC or HF (which was rare but still happened since we were getting them the most of the boxes), I hopped online and did the chat option - they were always really friendly and responsive - and they either refunded me or took money off my next box and it was super easy. I honestly have zero things bad to say about them...again, unlike Jenn.
 
Dillon21 said:
I've always loved Brussel Sprouts, even as a kid (I was the strange kid that liked their veg barring lima beans and a couple other odds and ends). I love them roasted the most.

I don't think I've tried chicken meat balls. I like beef and turkey, so I am sure I will like chicken.

Now I want a caprese salad. Even though cheese does not like me (unless I take something before hand). Yum.
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We made these. We substituted the bread crumbs with the gluten free variant but they were still quite tasty. I'm actually am planning on doing a caprese this weekend though I'm thinking of using cherry tomatoes rather than big tomatoes just because I don't want to deal with cutting anything.

And I don't know why they even bother with the meal kits because it's clear that Dim hates them. Honestly, I think she'd be better off making herself and the kids something to share and telling Dim that dinner's on his own till his palate matures. I'm pretty sure he's sneaking in a burger or whatever when she makes those vegan boxes.
 
Didn't she used to witch about hello fresh? Or was that another one, I remember ages ago she used to get a box an it was just none stop complaining about how they had to go to the shop to replace things because they were off, but I wonder if it was "off" because it had been left for days
 
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