The Tim Tracker #126 Look, even his Schmekle is deep fried and greasy

[TawdryT]

I hope in preschool Buddy can learn how to NOT hold utensils like his dipshit greasy sperm donor.
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Dim says he could eat this diabetes-in-waffle-format for dessert every night. Neither of them expect to have a high life expectancy, do they?
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What am I even looking at other than spittle trails What is on top those waffles, straight sugar chunks?!

 

[Quasimodo]

Florida. You pretty much aren't allowed to talk about having two moms or two dads here. Sadly, I'm not joking.

Ah, good point. I've designed the student and volunteer application forms for the organization I work for, and so I'm used to using "Primary Parent/Guardian" and making "Secondary Parent/Guardian" conditional and optional, and not assuming everyone has work numbers and permanent addresses. I forget that that's the exception still and not the norm. We even ask students and volunteers what pronouns they prefer. The horror! /s

 

[JssLG317]

The application not only asks for the occupation for the mother and father but also their work hours. Is Jenn going to say she is an editor and works 12-15 hours a day doing this?

I like how when they thought they had to be at the school all day with Jackson, she didn’t even bother to brush her hair or do anything other than her paprika eyebrows. I think this green sweater was her trying to look nice but she failed to do anything with her hair and face.

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She’d be better off just putting stay at home mom. Which is also a total joke since she really doesn’t qualify as a mom either. Kinda surprised he didn’t wear one of his hosted collar shirts to look more uppity.

 

[Commobore]

But Tim has his Muppets t-shirt on. That will impress those school administrators!

So they thought they were also spending the entire time at school. Did they also pack lunches for themselves? I don't think they could possibly survive without eating between 9am and 2pm. Did they think there was a concierge lounge at the school for parents?

While I have figured out a lot of it, I still have so many questions about this vid.

No child of mine will be going to a school without Genie+!
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She’d be better off just putting stay at home mom. Which is also a total joke since she really doesn’t qualify as a mom either. Kinda surprised he didn’t wear one of his hosted collar shirts to look more uppity.

They should've worn their cruise lanyards, that'd impress the not-wes.

 

[Hippotracks]

I wonder if these world travelers realize that once they start going to school they start getting sick (a lot) and spreading it around to the rest of the house. This is going to cut into their vacation plans. Then there are all the birthday parties. If she was feeling stressed before . . . just wait because the fun is about to begin.

 

[2020planner]

The application not only asks for the occupation for the mother and father but also their work hours. Is Jenn going to say she is an editor and works 12-15 hours a day doing this?

Seriously. What are they going to put for "father's work hours" either?!?

Gotta say, just checked out Yelp. I'm not much of a Yelper (and am unsure how trustworthy Yelp is to review schools) but the last 4 out of 5 reviews are rather crappy.

 

[eatcherheartout]

But Tim has his Muppets t-shirt on. That will impress those school administrators!

So they thought they were also spending the entire time at school. Did they also pack lunches for themselves? I don't think they could possibly survive without eating between 9am and 2pm. Did they think there was a concierge lounge at the school for parents?

While I have figured out a lot of it, I still have so many questions about this vid.

Then she changed her top when it was time to pick him up and opted to wear a low cut black tank top with her cleavage on display.

I am all for being comfortable and understand they have an infant but this was their first time visiting the school. Dressing nicely, washing her hair, and taking 10 minutes to apply a bit of makeup would make somewhat of a difference.
Hopefully she didn’t show up to the school in her infamous jorts.

 

[Princelover]

I really think the reason why they worry about J$ is because he has no “home training” and if he acts out, it would look bad on them. You should’ve taught this poor kid some manners! Hopefully the teachers there will school him and teach him right from wrong, because Lord knows you can’t be bothered with that tit!

 

[Imbris]

Oh, EVERYONE at that school is going to find out about their channel and gossip about it. For J$'s entire time going to schools. The parents are going to watch it and make fun of their parenting. The kids are going to watch it for bully material. The teachers are going to wind down with a glass of wine and a chuckle at the knuckleheads.

 

[JssLG317]

Seriously. What are they going to put for "father's work hours" either?!?

Gotta say, just checked out Yelp. I'm not much of a Yelper (and am unsure how trustworthy Yelp is to review schools) but the last 4 out of 5 reviews are rather crappy.

Lol. Application question:
Description of job title: eat burgers; eat hot dogs, complain, eat more, buy stuff; caregiver to 3 children, personal chauffeur to 3 children, film a filthy house, exploit children for money, take multiple lavish vacations on repeat, beg for hosted anything, micromanage to control a specific narrative, yeah
Time: 3 hours every other day

 

[Jen237]

It's because they won't tell the kid no. I don't think he has ever heard that word in his life before. Kids need boundaries....or the outcome isn't going to be pretty.

yes, the only time I recall J$ being scolded was during a live show when he was told by Tim that he couldn’t play with a toy ( can’t remember which one), because he wouldn’t take his mandatory nap, Tim even told him (on camera), you know the rules, no nap, no play! WTF! They truly are such crappy parents on so many levels

 

[Galorious]

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Open bar?!? I may have to remember this for next time I go. LOL It'll be worth the extra money.

Promise Hope covered it recently. Looked good.

 

[lucyricardo]

I hope in preschool Buddy can learn how to NOT hold utensils like his dipshit greasy sperm donor.
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Dim says he could eat this diabetes-in-waffle-format for dessert every night. Neither of them expect to have a high life expectancy, do they?
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I'm roughly 3 years younger than Tim (I assume he is 40). I am acutely aware that now is the time for me to eat healthy/exercise and make it a regular habit since I would like to live a long life and minimize my chance of diabetes, heart issues, etc. I can't imagine eating like these two and not thinking about how it affects my body.
(I'm going to be really pissed if these bozos end up outliving me)!

 

[arickroxy]

Gotta say, just checked out Yelp. I'm not much of a Yelper (and am unsure how trustworthy Yelp is to review schools) but the last 4 out of 5 reviews are rather crappy.

I got curious after I saw your post and had to look. If I’m looking at the correct place, I do not like the business owner’s responses to the negative reviews. She gave very long, very detailed personal responses. Is that the same one you looked at? Private schools don’t have to follow ferpa and she’s not naming the kids, but damn. I would be pissed if I was those parents.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

Nate is at Disneyland Paris, Chris Provost is in Tokyo, meanwhile Tim is at home with three children.

 

[Forest]

I can’t believe he wore his Muppets shirt.

And they had Oliver with them? How was that supposed to work?

 

[gaga09]

I got curious after I saw your post and had to look. If I’m looking at the correct place, I do not like the business owner’s responses to the negative reviews. She gave very long, very detailed personal responses. Is that the same one you looked at? Private schools don’t have to follow ferpa and she’s not naming the kids, but damn. I would be pissed if I was those parents.

Yep that’s the one. The owners responses were a red flag for me too. Montessori is so overrated in my opinion.

 

[PoorKid]

I find it hard to believe these two would actually spend their cruise tokens on a private school for a kid they don't care about. This sounds like a performative school visit.

 

[Imbris]

Yep that’s the one. The owners responses were a red flag for me too. Montessori is so overrated in my opinion.

Montessori is a buzzword to trap Instagram parents into feeling FOMO if they don't put their kids in the same schools as their influencers. Not saying it's bad, but I have strong doubts it's statistically better than regular schooling.

I don't know how you all found the school. There are a ton of montessori schools near them...

 

[2020planner]

I got curious after I saw your post and had to look. If I’m looking at the correct place, I do not like the business owner’s responses to the negative reviews. She gave very long, very detailed personal responses. Is that the same one you looked at? Private schools don’t have to follow ferpa and she’s not naming the kids, but damn. I would be pissed if I was those parents.

Yep.

I don't really like how the director was giving play-by-plays of certain things that happened (e.g., her response posted 11.1.21) and the response from March was WAY too lengthy.

She's still there too. And I checked her LinkedIn. For being the director of a school, she couldn't even write her name with proper capitalization.

It looks like it's run by a husband and wife team. The director (who is also a "Primary Lead Teacher), and then her husband who serves as "Chief Administrative Officer."

Not my cup of tea. Red flags, IMHO.
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Montessori is a buzzword to trap Instagram parents into feeling FOMO if they don't put their kids in the same schools as their influencers. Not saying it's bad, but I have strong doubts it's statistically better than regular schooling.

I don't know how you all found the school. There are a ton of montessori schools near them...

If you watch the background when she's yapping in the car, you can match up what street they're on, landmarks, etc. (if you know the area or can navigate Google Maps), you can see where Tim's heading and it's relationship to the school.