The Tim Tracker #126 Look, even his Schmekle is deep fried and greasy

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Run-on sentence queen Gin? To be expectedshe wouldn’t know the difference.

I suppose she deserves a million dollars for actually finishing the description this time.

She STILL hasn't bothered finishing the one from March 29th. 😆
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I’m getting 15-30 minutes to the school depending on traffic. Each way. Then add the pickup line. We all know Jenn won’t be doing one minute of any of that.

I agree with previous comments. I’ll believe they enrolled him in preschool when it happens. I think this is them freaking out with having two kids and Jenn wanting the nanny to take the baby off her hands.

But then the cruises and vacations will come back in full force and I could see them noping out at least for another year.
 
Wherever these kids go for school/daycare, there’s going to be an application and it’s going to ask for Dim and Hambeasts occupations. There is no way in the world that those administrators won’t look up their channel when they put “YouTube Celebrities”. Dim may want to take the time to start watching the garbage that she’s releasing to the world. How can you have a channel and not know what’s being posted?!? I feel like he only find out from reading here, like most of us.
 
Wherever these kids go for school/daycare, there’s going to be an application and it’s going to ask for Dim and Hambeasts occupations. There is no way in the world that those administrators won’t look up their channel when they put “YouTube Celebrities”. Dim may want to take the time to start watching the garbage that she’s releasing to the world. How can you have a channel and not know what’s being posted?!? I feel like he only find out from reading here, like most of us.
Which is when all this will truly start impacting Jackson. Every time someone asks what his parents do, they'll inevitably look them up and see all the videos exploiting the poor bastard, from bathing shots to comments about his wittle booty butt to temper tantrums streamed to the masses. He'll never be able to live this down.
 
Wherever these kids go for school/daycare, there’s going to be an application and it’s going to ask for Dim and Hambeasts occupations. There is no way in the world that those administrators won’t look up their channel when they put “YouTube Celebrities”. Dim may want to take the time to start watching the garbage that she’s releasing to the world. How can you have a channel and not know what’s being posted?!? I feel like he only find out from reading here, like most of us.

It's a good thing they filmed themselves being confused about the appointment with the school.
 
I live on the other side of the country and found the school in less than 30 seconds.
I do think Tim and Jenn will follow through with sending Jackson to school because they want him out of the house now that he is starting to express thoughts of his own. I feel bad for Buddy when he realizes the other students don’t have their parents shoving a camera in their faces 24/7.
 
Wherever these kids go for school/daycare, there’s going to be an application and it’s going to ask for Dim and Hambeasts occupations. There is no way in the world that those administrators won’t look up their channel when they put “YouTube Celebrities”. Dim may want to take the time to start watching the garbage that she’s releasing to the world. How can you have a channel and not know what’s being posted?!? I feel like he only find out from reading here, like most of us.
The application not only asks for the occupation for the mother and father but also their work hours. Is Jenn going to say she is an editor and works 12-15 hours a day doing this?

I like how when they thought they had to be at the school all day with Jackson, she didn’t even bother to brush her hair or do anything other than her paprika eyebrows. I think this green sweater was her trying to look nice but she failed to do anything with her hair and face.

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The application not only asks for the occupation for the mother and father but also their work hours. Is Jenn going to say she is an editor and works 12-15 hours a day doing this?

I like how when they thought they had to be at the school all day with Jackson, she didn’t even bother to brush her hair or do anything other than her paprika eyebrows. I think this green sweater was her trying to look nice but she failed to do anything with her hair and face.

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But Tim has his Muppets t-shirt on. That will impress those school administrators!

So they thought they were also spending the entire time at school. Did they also pack lunches for themselves? I don't think they could possibly survive without eating between 9am and 2pm. Did they think there was a concierge lounge at the school for parents?

While I have figured out a lot of it, I still have so many questions about this vid.
 
The application not only asks for the occupation for the mother and father but also their work hours. Is Jenn going to say she is an editor and works 12-15 hours a day doing this?

The application form was really off-putting in general, Bojos and their lack of jobs aside.

1) it asks for information for the Father and the Mother (so what, same-sex couples are SOL?), and
2) both the mother and father contact info fields are required fields (so what, if you're a widow or widower or decided to use a sperm donor and raise a child on your own you're also SOL?).

Really bad form design in general and on top of that it's patriarchal AF and not inclusive. 🤢
 
The application form was really off-putting in general, Bojos and their lack of jobs aside.

1) it asks for information for the Father and the Mother (so what, same-sex couples are SOL?) and 2) both the mother and father contact info fields are required fields (so what, if you're a widow or widower or decided to use a sperm donor and raise a child on your own you're also SOL?).

Really bad form design in general and on top of that it's patriarchal AF and not inclusive. 🤢

Florida. You pretty much aren't allowed to talk about having two moms or two dads here. Sadly, I'm not joking.
 
Dim also pretends to comment with disdain how much butter is on the kid's waffles and this time it was HIM that put all that butter on the waffles (or oversaw as he's done before, Buddy taking a knife and putting chunks of butter on there or just directly picking up the butter and eating it).

You have the bleeping power to limit the kid's butter, you bleeping dimwitted duck.
But that would require using the not-to-be-uttered word, ‘no’
 
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