The Runner Beans

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*twinkletwinkle* said:
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Some sneaky incognito tagging going on the bottom right hand corner. Coros please!

Perhaps she chafes because she gets the wrong bra size. I’m sorry but no way is she a back size 32! But when you tell yourself lies everyday this is what happens. You chafe on your shorter than planned run walks.
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This drives me mad. She does this in most of her stories.
 
uberoblique said:
Doesn’t it depend on your skeleton, not your dress size? I’m a 12-14, very broad shoulders and wear a (measured) 30F because my rib cage itself is narrow.

A 32 is probably about right for her as she seems to be a “square pear” - bottom heavy with broad shoulders.
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Definitely this, I am a size 16-18 on top (large bewbs) but wear 34 inch bra. Running bras are a different story, I have a 34 inch one that is too big and a 36 inch one that is too small 🤷‍♀️. They both have fitted me when I bought them but as soon as you wash them they shrink/stretch.
 
Funny how we are all such different shapes / sizes! I’m a small size 8 with a narrow back and wear a 32, there’s no way I could go smaller! Whatever size she is she’s clearly wearing the wrong one or she wouldn’t chafe all the time.

I know I always moan about her, but I just don’t get her page and what it’s meant to be about. She’s not really much of a runner, she doesn’t inspire me at all, she just goes on holiday and wears ugly clothes and moans about her kid when she has loads of money and is virtually a SAHM. She’s also really boring to listen to with a really drawly, monotone voice. What is she even trying to bring to the party?!! Nothing as far as I can see!
 
I am.not sure she knows what she wants, I think she might to be an insta marathoner who runs back to back marathons in decent times, but she actually doesn't love it and is a fairly average runner, and she has a kid and a billion holidays to fit in. So then she thought she'd be mummy runner, but she doesn't enjoy that either.
 
I think she is really jealous of the younger cohort of running influencers who have made ££ in the last few years. She doesn’t want to put in the work though as she doesn’t really like running and basically wants brands to pay her to pootle around Parkrun and try different pairs of leggings while doing half assed reviews.

There’s not many influencers who are dieticians so she has a huge advantage over lots of other middle of the road types but she’d rather try and flog 10% off Bermuda races than create actual monetisable content.
 
uberoblique said:
I think she is really jealous of the younger cohort of running influencers who have made ££ in the last few years. She doesn’t want to put in the work though as she doesn’t really like running and basically wants brands to pay her to pootle around Parkrun and try different pairs of leggings while doing half assed reviews.

There’s not many influencers who are dieticians so she has a huge advantage over lots of other middle of the road types but she’d rather try and flog 10% off Bermuda races than create actual monetisable content.
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I'm not sure how good dietician she is. I'm surprised by the amount of tummy problems she has during long runs. Even I managed to understand cause-effect and rarely have any problem like that anymore (e.g. I don't engulf 2 millions of gels)
 
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