The Real Housewives of Cheshire

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YES! It was MAY THE BEST HOUSE WIN.


She was extremely obnoxious then too

Here she is in 2015. She was a Naomi Campbell lookalike. She was lovely here. IMO, the plastic surgery has gone way overboard now and she looks like a blow up doll.

For all Rachel’s faults, she’s right about Nick & Royston. They are ‘little toads’.

I have never seen a FASHION model with boobs that big ...

I remember years ago reading about her on lipstick alley ? I don’t think she will be expecting that stuff to get out. I wonder if it’s still there ?
 
I think Rachel is going out of her way to find offence in Nicole’s jokes. It definitely seems that the girls can all be bantering and joking with each other and then Nicole will say something in a similar vein and Rachel will shoot her down for it. Just for the drama.

I agree that Seema looked ill at the tennis. It could be because we’re used to seeing her made up to the nines and so she looked drawn with less on and her hair in a more natural style. I was wondering why she was so dramatically distancing from her sons at the bandstand when they were talking about her cyst, they apparently live together so no need for social distancing. It looked odd when she was talking about something personal and worrying that none of her family stepped forward and offered her physical comfort.

Lystra’s daughter seems lovely. Lystra seems like hard work! Imagine having her as a mum, always needing to be the centre of attention at all times 😑 (true of most of them, tbh). I think I’ve seen Lystra somewhere before. I think on a house type programme. She lived in the midlands.
I feel like Rachel’s been looking for arguments since she split from her husband, maybe deflecting from how she feels inside, taking it out on other people? I always thought it was really weird that one minute her and John were happy as Larry, the next they’ve just divorced! I know she said he’d had an affair but I don’t know something didn’t sit right with me about it
 
haha good god, I HATE those fur trimmed capes they just look so chavvy

This looks like one of the blanket things ??? Is a snaggle

I don’t think any of them (aside Seema) have style - the girl with the mole (never watched it then) has a tremendous amount of style.

Mind, I will say this anyone who dresses themselves I give you credit for just dressing yourself.

But, if you pays someone to dress you - this isn’t going to get credit, your stylist will - but this also applies if you look like tit & YOU LET them do that to you - it’s your fault.

I feel like Rachel’s been looking for arguments since she split from her husband, maybe deflecting from how she feels inside, taking it out on other people? I always thought it was really weird that one minute her and John were happy as Larry, the next they’ve just divorced! I know she said he’d had an affair but I don’t know something didn’t sit right with me about it

I hear you.
But I also feel that Sealey sees herself as Top Dog and feel that her underhanded compliments would definitely make me react. I hate when people say something which is derogatory & when they get called out they say “I was joking” .... a joke is meant to be funny, a jab is meant to hurt.
 
Here’s Lystra’s ex. He is 81. No wonder she was cagey re the age gap.

(edited as article I read quoted her as 37 and him as 80 in error)
 

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Aside from having the worst dress sense ever, having the cheapest cosmetic surgeries seen in Cheshire, they are two of the biggest cocks acting like utter CUNTS.

I don’t care who the duck they are, they spoke to me like they have spoken to a good majority of the women on the show - I’d take 6 months inside (mind, I suspect if the general public - was privy to how they are on screen, I’d be found innocent) ...
Nevermind finding you innocent - I’d give you an alibi!

I’ll raise your pug & give you a Bulldog ....
I hope all that fur is faux 🤢
 
I think it’s odd. I have an ovarian cyst. Had to be tested for cancer etc. Thankfully negative. I wouldn’t dream of telling my 20 year old son. Especially on national tv. He just doesn’t need to know.
Sorry to hear that ShaWei.
But, unfortunately the Cheshire women do not conform to normal standards of behaviour, do they?
Imagine behaving like they do in restaurants??
The desperation to stay relevant is pathetic....still, it keeps me entertained 🤣
 
This present series so far has been so boring , I’ve stuck with it in case it gets better but oh my days, Lauren at Beryl’s Dad’s grace, Seema and her family playing tennis then talking about her health, the odious and deeply unpleasant Nick and Royston and the new housewife Lystra is as rough as old boots you can just tell!
 
This present series so far has been so boring , I’ve stuck with it in case it gets better but oh my days, Lauren at Beryl’s Dad’s grace, Seema and her family playing tennis then talking about her health, the odious and deeply unpleasant Nick and Royston and the new housewife Lystra is as rough as old boots you can just tell!
That episode in the restaurant was bizzare
Hannah ( who I don’t mind normally) going on at Lystra about her past 🤷‍♀️ Who meets someone and then starts lecturing them after 10 minutes
Seema with her ovarian cyst bursting into tears and leaving ( dont even get me started on that stupid tennis and telling her sons)
Tanya and Lauren strangely going to the ladies before it all kicked off
Tweedle Dum and tweedle Dee in their element as instead of being background fillers they were centre stage
Rachel and Nicole glaring at each other just waiting to pounce
🤔
It will be interesting to see next Monday’s episode
 
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